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![]() What was Mr Burns' childhood nickname? |
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Happy | ||
Smiles | |||
Cheery | |||
Twinkle | |||
2. |
![]() About 100 years later in the present, Mr Burns is dreaming mournfully about Bobo, his lost teddy bear. But he explains to Smithers that he was dreaming about: |
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Dodo - that last one ever was delicious | |||
Hobo - that one he crippled. What a wonderful dream! | |||
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Lobo - they should never have cancelled that show | ||
Robocop - exactly what our criminal justice system needs | |||
3. |
![]() Burns wants Simpson to perform comedy at his upcoming birthday party. Homer's delightful impression of Burns involves: |
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trying to lift a paper cup and failing | |||
the phrase "Heeellooooo. My name is Meeester Buuurns, and IIIIII am a stuuuuupidhead" | |||
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pulling down his pants to reveal a frowny face drawn on his butt | ||
firing Lenny | |||
4. |
![]() After the Ramones tell everyone that "this gig sucks" and that Mr Burns should "Go to hell you old bastard", who does Burns order killed? |
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Bon Jovi | |||
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the Rolling Stones | ||
Def Leppard | |||
Aerosmith | |||
5. |
![]() Smithers has arranged for the people of which country to join hands and spell Burns' name with candles? |
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Australia | ||
Iran | |||
China | |||
France | |||
6. |
![]() Distraught, Homer declares he'll never wiggle his bare butt in public again, but then says he'll have it ready for: |
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when the Isotopes make the playoffs | |||
the Flanders' barbecue | |||
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Aunt Selma's birthday | ||
parent-teacher night | |||
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![]() Smithers tries to make Mr Burns feel better by listing some of the wonderful things he owns, but not: |
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King Arthur's Excalibur | |||
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Liberace's bones | ||
the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain | |||
the first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it | |||
8. |
![]() Mr Burns' bear Bobo has been through some interesting times over the last 80-odd years, including encounters with all of the following except: |
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Charles Lindbergh | |||
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Edmund Hillary | ||
USS Nautilus | |||
Adolf Hitler | |||
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![]() When Homer discovers that Bobo is Maggie's new bear, he declares that Mr Burns won't get him back cheap. Burns will have to buy Homer his own: |
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delicatessen | |||
football team | |||
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recording studio | ||
country | |||
10. |
![]() Burns and Smithers attempt to steal Bobo from the Simpson residence, but they are thwarted when Homer gets up in the night to eat: |
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frozen waffles | |||
cans of cocktail weiners | |||
Lucky Charms marshmallows | |||
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64 slices of American cheese | ||
11. |
![]() What triggers the bullies to beat up Martin Prince? |
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He found the first snapdragon of the season | ||
He corrected their pronunciation | |||
He was carrying a box of delicious cookies | |||
He's Martin Prince | |||
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![]() Homer refuses to give up the bear to Mr. Burns, so he is ordered to report to much worse duty that involves being whipped while pushing a gear that makes what rotate? |
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Mr Burns' coffee grinder | |||
the Kwik-E-Mart hot dog machine | |||
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the cafeteria cupcake display | ||
the machine that whips him | |||
13. |
![]() What does the mob decide to do when they realise they've given the word 'mob' a bad name? |
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make soup for the homeless | |||
find some old lady carrying groceries | |||
sign up to be organ donors | |||
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sing at the hospital | ||
14. |
![]() Mr Burns is touchingly reunited with Bobo, and from now on decides he is going to be good and kind to everyone. But... |
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He has his fingers crossed | |||
It doesn't count if it's said to a baby | |||
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Smithers doesn't have a pencil | ||
Only if it gets him what he wants | |||
15. |
![]() Fast forward a million years, and Smithers' head is being kept alive on the body of a robot: |
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parrot | |||
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dog | ||
cow | |||
monkey | |||