What was Mr Burns' childhood nickname?
About 100 years later in the present, Mr Burns is dreaming mournfully about Bobo, his lost teddy bear. But he explains to Smithers that he was dreaming about:
|Dodo - that last one ever was delicious|
|Hobo - that one he crippled. What a wonderful dream!|
|Lobo - they should never have cancelled that show|
|Robocop - exactly what our criminal justice system needs|
Burns wants Simpson to perform comedy at his upcoming birthday party. Homer's delightful impression of Burns involves:
|trying to lift a paper cup and failing|
|the phrase "Heeellooooo. My name is Meeester Buuurns, and IIIIII am a stuuuuupidhead"|
|pulling down his pants to reveal a frowny face drawn on his butt|
After the Ramones tell everyone that "this gig sucks" and that Mr Burns should "Go to hell you old bastard", who does Burns order killed?
|the Rolling Stones|
Smithers has arranged for the people of which country to join hands and spell Burns' name with candles?
Distraught, Homer declares he'll never wiggle his bare butt in public again, but then says he'll have it ready for:
|when the Isotopes make the playoffs|
|the Flanders' barbecue|
|Aunt Selma's birthday|
Smithers tries to make Mr Burns feel better by listing some of the wonderful things he owns, but not:
|King Arthur's Excalibur|
|the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain|
|the first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it|
Mr Burns' bear Bobo has been through some interesting times over the last 80-odd years, including encounters with all of the following except:
When Homer discovers that Bobo is Maggie's new bear, he declares that Mr Burns won't get him back cheap. Burns will have to buy Homer his own:
Burns and Smithers attempt to steal Bobo from the Simpson residence, but they are thwarted when Homer gets up in the night to eat:
|cans of cocktail weiners|
|Lucky Charms marshmallows|
|64 slices of American cheese|
What triggers the bullies to beat up Martin Prince?
|He found the first snapdragon of the season|
|He corrected their pronunciation|
|He was carrying a box of delicious cookies|
|He's Martin Prince|
Homer refuses to give up the bear to Mr. Burns, so he is ordered to report to much worse duty that involves being whipped while pushing a gear that makes what rotate?
|Mr Burns' coffee grinder|
|the Kwik-E-Mart hot dog machine|
|the cafeteria cupcake display|
|the machine that whips him|
What does the mob decide to do when they realise they've given the word 'mob' a bad name?
|make soup for the homeless|
|find some old lady carrying groceries|
|sign up to be organ donors|
|sing at the hospital|
Mr Burns is touchingly reunited with Bobo, and from now on decides he is going to be good and kind to everyone. But...
|He has his fingers crossed|
|It doesn't count if it's said to a baby|
|Smithers doesn't have a pencil|
|Only if it gets him what he wants|
Fast forward a million years, and Smithers' head is being kept alive on the body of a robot: