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![]() What was Mr Burns' childhood nickname? |
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Happy | ||
| Smiles | |||
| Cheery | |||
| Twinkle | |||
| 2. |
![]() About 100 years later in the present, Mr Burns is dreaming mournfully about Bobo, his lost teddy bear. But he explains to Smithers that he was dreaming about: |
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| Dodo - that last one ever was delicious | |||
| Hobo - that one he crippled. What a wonderful dream! | |||
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Lobo - they should never have cancelled that show | ||
| Robocop - exactly what our criminal justice system needs | |||
| 3. |
![]() Burns wants Simpson to perform comedy at his upcoming birthday party. Homer's delightful impression of Burns involves: |
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| trying to lift a paper cup and failing | |||
| the phrase "Heeellooooo. My name is Meeester Buuurns, and IIIIII am a stuuuuupidhead" | |||
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pulling down his pants to reveal a frowny face drawn on his butt | ||
| firing Lenny | |||
| 4. |
![]() After the Ramones tell everyone that "this gig sucks" and that Mr Burns should "Go to hell you old bastard", who does Burns order killed? |
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| Bon Jovi | |||
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the Rolling Stones | ||
| Def Leppard | |||
| Aerosmith | |||
| 5. |
![]() Smithers has arranged for the people of which country to join hands and spell Burns' name with candles? |
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Australia | ||
| Iran | |||
| China | |||
| France | |||
| 6. |
![]() Distraught, Homer declares he'll never wiggle his bare butt in public again, but then says he'll have it ready for: |
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| when the Isotopes make the playoffs | |||
| the Flanders' barbecue | |||
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Aunt Selma's birthday | ||
| parent-teacher night | |||
| 7. |
![]() Smithers tries to make Mr Burns feel better by listing some of the wonderful things he owns, but not: |
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| King Arthur's Excalibur | |||
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Liberace's bones | ||
| the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain | |||
| the first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it | |||
| 8. |
![]() Mr Burns' bear Bobo has been through some interesting times over the last 80-odd years, including encounters with all of the following except: |
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| Charles Lindbergh | |||
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Edmund Hillary | ||
| USS Nautilus | |||
| Adolf Hitler | |||
| 9. |
![]() When Homer discovers that Bobo is Maggie's new bear, he declares that Mr Burns won't get him back cheap. Burns will have to buy Homer his own: |
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| delicatessen | |||
| football team | |||
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recording studio | ||
| country | |||
| 10. |
![]() Burns and Smithers attempt to steal Bobo from the Simpson residence, but they are thwarted when Homer gets up in the night to eat: |
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| frozen waffles | |||
| cans of cocktail weiners | |||
| Lucky Charms marshmallows | |||
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64 slices of American cheese | ||
| 11. |
![]() What triggers the bullies to beat up Martin Prince? |
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He found the first snapdragon of the season | ||
| He corrected their pronunciation | |||
| He was carrying a box of delicious cookies | |||
| He's Martin Prince | |||
| 12. |
![]() Homer refuses to give up the bear to Mr. Burns, so he is ordered to report to much worse duty that involves being whipped while pushing a gear that makes what rotate? |
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| Mr Burns' coffee grinder | |||
| the Kwik-E-Mart hot dog machine | |||
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the cafeteria cupcake display | ||
| the machine that whips him | |||
| 13. |
![]() What does the mob decide to do when they realise they've given the word 'mob' a bad name? |
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| make soup for the homeless | |||
| find some old lady carrying groceries | |||
| sign up to be organ donors | |||
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sing at the hospital | ||
| 14. |
![]() Mr Burns is touchingly reunited with Bobo, and from now on decides he is going to be good and kind to everyone. But... |
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| He has his fingers crossed | |||
| It doesn't count if it's said to a baby | |||
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Smithers doesn't have a pencil | ||
| Only if it gets him what he wants | |||
| 15. |
![]() Fast forward a million years, and Smithers' head is being kept alive on the body of a robot: |
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| parrot | |||
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dog | ||
| cow | |||
| monkey | |||