Mayor Quimby is not happy to be at the Springfield Swap Meet. According to him, what is the only thing you cannot buy there?
Moe is selling oyster shells made to look like:
What piece of junk does Homer not find in the five cent box?
|an issue of Action Comics #1|
|a set of stamps with the airplane upside-down|
But the biggest find at the swap meet is that fact that Homer used to be in a band called the Be Sharps. What is the first song we hear the Be Sharps sing?
|Alexander's Ragtime Band|
|Down By The Old Mill Stream|
|Goodbye My Coney Island Baby|
|Sweet Georgia Brown|
Which original member of the Be Sharps is kicked out of the band?
Nigel, the new manager of the Be Sharps, says that Apu's surname will never fit on a marquee. What is his new name?
|Apu de Beaumarchais|
For some reason, Homer is the Be Sharps' songwriter. What does he rhyme with "baby on board"?
"Baby on Board" is a #1 hit! A lot of women are going to want to have sex with Homer, and Nigel wants them to think they can. But it will just be until the Be Sharps finish their tour of:
The Be Sharps get the approval of record company low-lifes. Who presents them with their first Grammy?
The greatest moment of Homer's life was discovering a big pile of brownies, thanks to who?
Lisa is impressed that the Be Sharps beat out which other artist?
|Dexys Midnight Runners|
The Be Sharps were about to learn an iron law of show business - what goes up, must come down. Apu deems Homer's latest song about C. Everett Koop to be worse than his song about... who?
|the Where's the Beef? lady|
Meanwhile, Barney wants to take barbershop to strange new places. What does his girlfriend order at Moe's?
|water from a wild Canadian stream shaken over glacier ice and served with a single birch twig|
|pure oxygen strained through a lemon and then stirred with a sprig of lavender|
|blood taken from a live swan, with three olives and a wedge of blue cheese|
|a single plum soaking in perfume, served in a man's hat|
The Be Sharps decide to break up and Homer goes back to his job, which is great as his replacement was getting tired. What was her name?
Nostalgic, Homer calls up the other Be Sharps for a reunion. When was the last time they were all together? It was last year:
|at Lawrence Welk's funeral|
|at a Save the Albatross concert|
|on a Dame Edna TV special|
|when they ran into each other at the Kwik-E-Mart|