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On the drive out to the shore, jerkwad Trent asks our hero Duncan on a scale of 1 to 10, how he sees himself. Duncan answers ________, while Trent says he thinks Duncan is a _______.
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7 / 2
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6 / 3
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5/ 1
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8 / 0
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2.
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Remind us, what is the name of the water park at which Duncan finds a haven during his time at the beach?
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Water Wizz
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Water World
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Wet World
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Water Whee
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3.
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To whom does the beach house belong?
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Trent
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Trent's ex wife
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Duncan's mother Pam
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Duncan's father
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4.
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Next-door neighbor Betty has a son named Peter. Betty makes a big deal out of Peter's:
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Nose
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Chin
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Eye
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Ears
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Duncan is embarrassed when Betty's daughter Susanna finds him singing along to REO Speedwagon:
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Alone on the beach
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In the bathroom
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Under the front porch
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On the roof of the car
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6.
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Duncan's introduction to Kip and and Joan comes when Joan is mis-singing the lyrics to this song:
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Kyrie
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Billie Jean
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The Macarena
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Like a Virgin
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7.
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Duncan meets Owen when the latter is having the game of his life playing this video game:
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Donkey Kong
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Asteroids
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Centipede
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Pac Man
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8.
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Kip and Joan invite everyone on their boat. Trent embarrasses Duncan by:
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Making him slather sunblock all over his face
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Making him ride below
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Making him stay behind
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Making him wear a life vest
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9.
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From Owen, Duncan learns the following about Water Wizz:
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The owner went mad from fear of water
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The owner decreed the park never be brought up to code
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The owner declared the park should be destroyed on his dying
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The owner killed several nosy teens one dark and stormy night
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10.
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At the water park, Owen has several encounters with three teen boys, who he describes as his illegitimate sons. Owen has given the boys the following names, except for:
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Vladimir
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Ishmael
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Remy
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Ming Lee
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On his first trip down the water slide, Duncan:
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Gets stuck
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Loses his swim trunks
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Runs head-long into an attractive female at the bottom of the slide
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Gets a bloody nose
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12.
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Owen offers Duncan a job:
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After he gives Duncan a ride home
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After he sees Duncan throwing up
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Because he has been ordered to by his girlfriend Caitlyn
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After he sees Trent belittling Duncan
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13.
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Sitting on the beach on the 4th of July, Susanna and Duncan bond over:
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How their mothers are both druggies
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Not being able to see their dads
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A movie they both like
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How they dislike the feeling of sand
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14.
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Duncan first sees Trent and Joan making out:
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In Trent's car
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On the beach
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In Trent's bedroom
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Behind the house
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Seemingly perpetually looking to leave the water park, the odd Lewis mans this station:
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Rental booth
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Snack bar
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Information booth
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Kiddie pool
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16.
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Duncan earns his nickname Pop-'n-Lock when he has to break up a crowd of breakdancers by:
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Taking their radio
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Taking their cardboard
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Ordering them out of the water park
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Ordering them to disperse
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Three boys go down the waterslide down at once. They get stuck. To dislodge them,
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Owen throws himself down the tube
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Duncan throws himself down the tube
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A very large kid throws himself down the tube
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A section of the waterslide is disassembled
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18.
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Trent acts like an ass and hurts Pam during a rainy afternoon game of:
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Chutes and Ladders
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Sorry
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Life
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Candy Land
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19.
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Susanna finds out Duncan is working at the water park:
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When she follows him
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When he tells her
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When she finds his pay check
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When she overhears him telling Peter
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20.
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The lie Trent tells Pam that eventually reveals his affair with Joan centers around:
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A plane to New York city
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A violent thunderstorm
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Kip's boat
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A police report
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21.
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Duncan and Trent nearly come to blows:
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In the driveway
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At a party on the beach
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At the water park
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In a movie theater
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22.
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Duncan awkwardly tries to kiss Susanna after she tries to cheer him up by telling him about unique physical characteristics of:
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Dolphins
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Starfish
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Ghost crabs
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Vampire squid
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23.
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The water park staff have an all-night going-away party for:
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Duncan
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Owen
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Lewis
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Caitlin
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24.
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When he gets home in the morning from the party, Duncan finds out that:
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Pam has left Trent
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Trent has left Pam
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His dad in on the way to pick him up
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Pam, Trent and the kids are leaving abruptly
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25.
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Each of the following happens as group leaves to go home, except that:
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Susanna gives Duncan a kiss
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Pam climbs into the back seat of the station wagon with Duncan
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Duncan decks Trent
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Duncan rides down the water slide with Owen
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