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blahahahahahhah i love this movie

Kolby 8/29/09 5:07 pm

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1.	There is a tiny problem at the Quick Stop at the start of the movie. What is it?
		A Chewlie's Gum rep is stirring up trouble again.
		Randall is tied up and the place has been robbed.
		Someone had sex with a dead guy again.
		The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...along with the rest of the place.

2.	Randal confesses to causing the accident that burned down Quick Stop. What did he do?
		Left the coffee pot on again.
		Plugged 23 electrical devices into the same outlet.
		Put his cigarette on top of the newspaper stack.
		Turned the electric heater up to max then turned it on its side overnight to heat the floor.

3.	Okay, here's a gimme. Where do Randal and Dante work after Quick Stop burns to the ground?
		Arby's
		KFC
		Mooby's
		Wendy's

4.	Randal is obviously the type of person to troll on message boards and get into huge flame wars. What web site is he frequenting while supposedly working at Mooby's?
		BestofBothWorlds.com
		The-Farce.com
		Viewaskew.com
		Wheelieblog.org

5.	Which famous actor is standing at the counter portraying a customer when Kevin Smith's wife enters Mooby's, dressed in a Mrs. Hicks t-shirt?
		Ben Affleck
		Jason Lee
		Matt Damon
		Will Ferrell

6.	What is the dowry gift the parents of Dante's fiancée, Emma, are planning to give the happy couple?
		A car
		A honeymoon vacation
		A house
		A night with Kinky Kelly

7.	Why is 19-year-old, mother-kissing Elias in such a good mood at the start of the work day?
		He has beaten the 40-Year-Old Virgin by 21 years...and he's as surprised as anyone.
		The Hobbit movie, the prequel to The Lord of the Rings, is getting made.
		The Transformers movie is getting made and his online handle is Optimus Prime.
		That sign Randal keeps putting on his employee picture? It's true and he loves it.

8.	Silent Bob puts on some music and Jay does a little dance. During his krunk-laced performance, he impersonates what previous movie character?
		Buffalo Bill
		Butch Cassidy
		Catwoman
		The Sundance Kid

9.	Which of these is not a product at Mooby's mentioned during the movie?
		The Cow Tipper
		Dairy Air
		Skinny Calf
		Udderly Delicious Moo-ilk Shake

10.	Randal participates in an extended debate with Elias and that short guy from Alias about The Lord of the Rings versus which movie?
		Ghostbusters
		The Matrix
		Star Wars
		Terminator 2: Judgment Day

11.	Short guy from Alias does what at the end of the nerd debate?
		Cries
		Kicks Randal in the groin
		Punches Randal in the ear then eye
		Vomits

12.	Dante Hicks does what to Becky Scott during the movie?
		A2M
		Burns down her uncle's business
		Paints her toenails
		Sends her a male stripper

13.	Let's talk trolls for a moment. Where does Pillow Pants live?
		37th Avenue
		Comforterland
		In Elias' jeans
		In Elias' girlfriend's vagina

14.	What fearsome tendency does Pillow Pants have that frightens Elias.
		He agitates Elias' girlfriend's vagina into bleeding.
		He bites off nipples.
		He bites off penises.
		He inflates penises until they explode.

15.	Jason Lee takes time out from his busy schedule of sucking up to karma to make an appearance in the movie. His character is a what?
		Comic book artist...a tracer, really
		Game show host
		Internet millionaire
		Mooby's owner

16.	What is Randal taking back, to the chagrin of his co-workers?
		Dyke
		Faggot
		Moolie
		Porch Monkey

17.	What aspect of Bachelor Party had a profound effect on Dante and Randal?
		3-D glasses
		Tawdry sex between a woman and a horse
		Tawny Kitaen going full frontal
		Tom Hanks trying to use a hand mixer on Tawny Kitaen

18.	Who does Randal hire to put on a show for Dante?
		Caitlin Bree
		Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud
		Pink Inside and Warm All Over
		Teasing Terri

19.	For no apparent reason, the entire cast breaks into a lavish musical production of this song:
		ABC by the Jackson 5
		Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
		My Girl by the Temptations
		Safety Dance by Men without Hats

20.	What is Dante's biggest fear about the wedding?
		Monogamy (we feel you, brother)
		The wedding dance
		The wedding toast
		Writing his own wedding vow

21.	After the dance is over, Dante tells Becky he loves her and she tells him...
		Meet her in the meat locker in three minutes
		She does A2M
		She doesn't love him
		She is pregnant

22.	Which one of the cast enjoys the donkey show so much they...touch themselves to satisfaction.
		Becky
		Dante
		Elias
		Kelly

23.	Who tells Dante's fiancée, Emma, that Becky is carrying Dante's child?
		Elias
		Jay
		Randal
		Silent Bob

24.	What suggestion does Randal have while they are temporarily imprisoned?
		Buy the Mooby's franchise.
		Buy the Quick Stop and RST Video.
		They should rob a bank and move down to Florida anyway.
		Well, Dante would be Kinky Kelly and Randal would be the donkey...

25.	What does the sign say outside Quick Stop?
		"I assure you, we're open!"
		"I assure you, we're re-open!"
		"Now serving #37!"
		"Yes, we do have Best of Both Worlds in stock!"

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