1. | George R.R. Martin is a monster #1: Who is killed by a Deadite-looking skeleton creature? | ||
Hodor | |||
Jojen Reed | |||
Mance Rayder | |||
Meera Reed | |||
By way of explanation.....
Ferb, I know how we're going to die today... |
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2. | What's the first thing Mance Rayder notes about Jon Snow? | ||
Jon Snow is trying to conceal a big carving knife. | |||
Jon Snow is in mourning. | |||
Jon Snow is wearing a black cloak again. | |||
Jon Snow's direwolf is hiding in the trees. | |||
3. | Jon Snow and Mance Rayder drink to several things. What is the first person/thing they pay tribute to with alcohol? | ||
Grenn | |||
Tormund Giantsbane | |||
The Wall | |||
Ygritte | |||
4. | Eventually, Mance realizes that... | ||
Jon has left his body and has inhabited his wolf, Ghost | |||
Jon is only pretending to drink his liquor | |||
Jon is trying to grab a knife and kill him | |||
Jon killed Ygritte | |||
5. | A massive army arrives and forces the wildlings and Mance Rayder to surrender. Who is the leader of this army? | ||
Alliser Thorne | |||
Roose Bolton | |||
Samwell Tarly | |||
Stannis Baratheon | |||
By way of explanation.....
And I bet you thought Stannis was boring. |
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6. | What does Mance Rayder refuse to do? | ||
Become Stannis's prisoner | |||
Drink with Stannis | |||
Kill his right hand man | |||
Kneel | |||
7. | George R.R. Martin is a monster #2: Who is (presumably) mortally wounded in a sword battle and a vicious tumble down a hill? | ||
Brienne of Tarth | |||
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) | |||
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
8. | In deciding Mance Rayder's fate, Stannis accepts the advice of... | ||
Jon Snow | |||
Mance Rayder | |||
Melisandre | |||
Ser Davos | |||
9. | What is the preferred method for disposing of the bodies at the Wall? | ||
Burning | |||
A proper underground burial | |||
The men of the Night's Watch and the wildlings believe in giving their bodies back to the animals | |||
They are sent off to sea | |||
10. | For our money, evil scientists get a bad rap. Cersei gives Qyburn authorization to revive... | ||
Grand Maester Pycelle | |||
Gregor Clegane (aka The Mountain) | |||
Joffrey | |||
Robb Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
First zombies, now Frankenstein's monsters. Westeros may not be a preferred vacation spot. |
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11. | Tywin discovers something he didn't know previously. What is it? | ||
Loras Tyrell is gay. | |||
One word: Twincest | |||
Tommen is not really Cersei's son. She adopted him. | |||
The Tyrells are bankrupt. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Tywin is the last one to know, of course. |
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12. | After two episodes consumed with death, one lucky couple gets to have sex. Who is it? | ||
Ned and Catelyn | |||
Jaime and Cersei | |||
Robb and Talisa | |||
Stannis and Melisandre | |||
By way of explanation.....
Quick, do a power ranking of which of these hookups is the creepiest. |
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13. | What does Daenerys allow former slave Fennesz to do? | ||
Buy a home of his own | |||
Go back into the service of his former master | |||
Join her entourage as her tutor | |||
Shave his beard | |||
14. | Why does Daenerys decide that she must shackle her dragons in the catacombs? | ||
A disease is overtaking Meereen and she fears for their safety | |||
The black dragon, Drogon, killed a little girl | |||
She is worried they will fly off to Westeros without her | |||
Some slavers from Astapor are trying to kidnap them | |||
By way of explanation.....
Drogon is *supremely* naughty. |
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15. | How does Tormund Giantsbane know that Ygritte loved Jon Snow? | ||
All she ever talked about was how much she loved him | |||
All she ever talked about was killing him | |||
She always kept a lock of his hair in a locket | |||
She wrote a poem about him | |||
By way of explanation.....
First she wants to kiss him, now she wants to kill him. |
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16. | George R.R. Martin is a monster #3: Who dies by strangulation? | ||
Cersei | |||
Grand Maester Pycelle | |||
Shae | |||
Tywin | |||
By way of explanation.....
Also, Tyrion and Shae are now broken up. |
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17. | Whose body does Bran take over to fight against the Deadite-looking skeleton crew? | ||
Hodor | |||
Jojen | |||
Meera | |||
Summer | |||
By way of explanation.....
Time for Hodor to smash again. |
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18. | At long last, Bran meets... | ||
Jon Snow | |||
Roose Bolton | |||
Stannis Baratheon | |||
The Three-Eyed Raven | |||
19. | Who does Brienne finally meet? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Jon Snow | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
Unfortunately, Arya doesn't want to be found. |
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20. | The Hound concludes that Brienne must be working for the Lannisters. What leads him to that deduction? | ||
Her blonde hair | |||
He recognizes Podrick Payne as Tyrion's former squire | |||
Her fancy way of talking | |||
Her sword | |||
21. | George R.R. Martin is a monster #4: Who is killed by crossbow bolts while sitting on the privy? | ||
Bronn | |||
Shae | |||
Tyrion | |||
Tywin | |||
By way of explanation.....
Actually, George R.R. Martin isn't all that much of a monster on this one. Tywin is a d!ck. |
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22. | The world must be ending soon. Tywin compliments Tyrion, saying... | ||
You did an admirable job as Hand of the King. | |||
You have wonderful taste in whores. | |||
You killed someone during your birth. Jaime needed 15 years. | |||
You refused to die. I respect that. Even admire it. | |||
23. | Who helps Jaime with the escape plan for Tyrion? | ||
Bronn | |||
Littlefinger | |||
Shae | |||
Varys | |||
24. | Tywin's death has ramifications for more people than just Tyrion. Who must disappear from King's Landing as a result? | ||
Jaime | |||
Littlefinger | |||
Tommen | |||
Varys | |||
25. | What does Arya use to buy passage to the Free City of Braavos? | ||
A promise that she'll do all the cooking for the crew | |||
Her sword, Needle | |||
The coin that was given to her by Jaqen H'ghar | |||
The money she took from the Hound | |||
By way of explanation.....
Valar Morghulis. Valar doehaeris. |
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