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The brothers Lannister have a heart-to-heart, during which Tyrion surmises this about Tywin's proposal squashed by Tyrion's outburst:
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Tywin would never have honored the terms of the deal
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The deal represented everything Tywin wanted
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Cersei would have underminded the deal
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The people of King's Landing would never have accepted the deal
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During his absence from the show, Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane seems to have been eating his Wheaties. Before Cersei greets hims, The Mountain dispatches men each of the following ways, except:
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Disemboweling a man
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Holding a man aloft impaled on his sword
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Skewering a man through his eye
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Hacking a man up while he plead for mercy
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Meanwhile, Gregor's brother Sandor (aka "The Hound") dispatches a dying man by:
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Beheading him
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Slashing him through the heart
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Cutting his throat
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Gutting him
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Arya shows increasingly little regard about killing. She stabs a man with Needle after she gets this from the man:
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Silver
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Bread
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His horse
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His name
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Meanwhile, at The Wall, Jon advises the Night's Watch do this, in preparation for Mance Rayder's advance:
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Abandon Castle Black
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Send raiding parties out northward
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Seal a tunnel
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Install a giant-proof fence along the base of The Wall
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Hey, Bronn has new clothes. He has also entered into an arrangement to marry into this house:
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Bywater
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Stokeworth
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Rollingford
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Wendwater
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Daario Naharis sneaks in Daenery's window with a problem, which can be summed up, more or less, as:
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He doesn't trust Dany's other advisers
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He isn't fulfilling his potential
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He isn't being paid well enough
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He doesn't think Dany is a ruthless enough ruler
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Visited by Selise Florent, Melisandre tries to tell a joke about:
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Brushing her hair
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The first time she was ever naked
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Unusual consequences of some of her potions
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Taking a bath
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Selyse doubts the wisdom of Stannis taking this person along on his voyage:
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Shireen
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Selyse
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Melisandre
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Davos
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Having learned that Yunkai has slipped back into slavery, Daenerys's initial plan is to:
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Raze the city to the ground
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Execute every master
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Bring the slaves to Meereen
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Arrange a treaty with the masters
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Having a change of heart, Daenerys declares that this person will be her ambassador to Yunkai:
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Grey Worm
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Ser Baristan Selmy
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Xaro Xhoan Daxos
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Hizdahr zo Loraq
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Hot Pie sighting! Man, can this boy talk. And talk and talk and talk. Podrick and Brienne learn this as Hot Pie converses at length about this food which he has prepared for them:
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Roast swan
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Kidney pie
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Blood sausage
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Mustard tarts
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As Podrick and Brienne are about to flee from the abject horror of having to listen to Hot Pie any more, the boy emerges and gives them bread in the shape of:
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A crown
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A stag
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A rose
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A direwolf
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Oberyn Martell recounts to Tyrion a tale of their first meeting. Oberyn's reaction when he first saw Tyrion was:
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Amusement
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Disappointment
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Horror
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Relief
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"I will be your champion." What is Oberyn holding when he makes this statement to Tyrion?
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Tyrion's hand
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A goblet
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A torch
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A sword
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Problem child Robyn states that the problem with Sansa's rather impressive rendering of Winterfell is:
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There's no throne
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The walls aren't high enough
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There's no Moon Door
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Sansa shouldn't be building made-up places
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17.
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Who sees Sansa strike Robyn?
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Littlefinger
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Lysa
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Both
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Neither
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Lysa gets a first class ticket on Moon Door Airways. What are the last two words Littlefinger says to his wife before giving her a gentle nudge?
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It's you
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Sansa is
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I won't
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Your sister
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