1. | Holy Schnikes, you heard about this woman, who we suspect might just have some issues, going all kung-fu-fighting in an elevator on her much, much more famous brother-in-law, right? Right?? | ||
Monica Cruz | |||
Ashley Olsen | |||
Kylie Jenner | |||
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Solange Knowles | ||
2. | Many, many television shows aired on network stations during the past year. This week, virtually all of them were cancelled. Among the programs tossed on the trash heap was this one, which means that fans of Annie's Boobs were greatly forlorn. | ||
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Community | ||
Two and a Half Men | |||
NCIS: Los Angeles | |||
The Mindy Project | |||
3. | If Apple is nearing a deal to pony up $3.2 b-b-b-b-billion to buy the headphone company you founded, that means that you very will likely are this music bigshot: | ||
Pharrell | |||
Eminem | |||
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Dr. Dre | ||
Moby | |||
4. | Citizenry, stand down! This famous radio DJ was apparently found safe in Washington State days after he was reported to have been missing: | ||
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Casey Kasem | ||
Ryan Seacrest | |||
Rick Dees | |||
Howard Stern | |||
5. |
![]() RIP to HR Giger. The Swiss surrealist painter, posing here with some of his work, died this week. He won an Oscar for Visual Effects for which 1970s film (you can see echos of the film's signature look in the paintings above)? |
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The Godfather | |||
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Alien | ||
Jaws | |||
Star Wars | |||
6. | The Voice is descending into silliness as more and more headlines from the show regard shenanigans of the judges. Case in point: this week _________ sought revenge on _______ for an earlier prank by dumping a large quantity of manure on his/her truck: | ||
Usher / Shakira | |||
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Adam Levine / Blake Shelton | ||
Blake Shelton / Adam Levine | |||
Shakira / Usher | |||
7. | Revealing Superheroes, Part I: The Internet was all abuzz with the tweeted photo of the newest big screen incarnation of which hero? | ||
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Batman | ||
Wonder Woman | |||
Gambit | |||
Doctor Strange | |||
8. | Revealing Superheroes, Part II: While Gambit was not shown in costume, fans of this particular X-Man got news that this Magic Mike actor has officially been cast as the Cajun mutant for his own film. | ||
Matthew McConaughey | |||
Matt Bomer | |||
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Channing Tatum | ||
Alex Pettyfer | |||
9. |
Kids, if you like the idea of supporting your favorite dead movie stars, then head on down to the record store1 and pick up "Xscape," the latest posthumous album from:
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Kurt Cobain | |||
Amy Winehouse | |||
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Michael Jackson | ||
Aaliyah | |||
10. | This week, Internet Enthusiasts Who Like This Type of Thing were a treated to a photo of X who was wearing a shirt featuring a photo of Y who was wearing a shirt featuring a photo of X who was wearing a shirt featuring a photo of Y. Please, solve for X and Y to get us out of this recursion: | ||
Bill Paxton / Bill Pullman | |||
Bill Murray / Steve Martin | |||
Patrick Stewart / James McAvoy | |||
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Ryan Gosling /Macaulay Culkin | ||
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11. | Now for This Week in the Biebs: Its seems that our poor wayward Mr. Bieber now stands accused of an attempted robbery at this type of establishment in Los Angeles: | ||
A movie theater | |||
A laundromat | |||
A frozen yogurt stand | |||
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A mini golf course | ||
12. | And in closing, this famous person, who makes the news for some rather bewildering reasons, was arrested for riding his bike the wrong way in New York City this week: | ||
David Arquette | |||
Randy Quaid | |||
Mel Gibson | |||
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Alec Baldwin | ||