1. | Cersei has already selected the perfect wife for Tommen now that he's been crowned King of Westeros. Who is the lucky lady? | ||
Sansa Stark (deja vu) | |||
Margaery Tyrell (deja vu) | |||
Myrcella Baratheon (like mother/father, like daughter/son) | |||
Ellaria Sand (sure, it'll piss off the Dornish prince, but whatever) | |||
2. | Finish this Daenerys Targaryen quote: "I will do what queens do..." | ||
"I will burn Westeros to the ground." | |||
"I will marry someone from the wealthiest house." | |||
"I will rule." | |||
"I will show those slavers what it is like to feel the crack of the whip." | |||
3. | Hooray! Tonight's episode features yet another wedding! Who is the lucky couple? | ||
Cersei Lannister and Ser Loras Tyrell | |||
Petyr Baelish (aka Littlefinger) and Lady Lysa Arryn | |||
Petyr Baelish and Sansa Stark | |||
Roose Bolton and Walda Frey | |||
By way of explanation.....
Consolidating power is creepy, unpleasant work to be sure. |
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4. | All this time, we've believed that Cersei Lannister poisoned Jon Arryn, the man who was the Hand of the King for Robert Baratheon prior to Ned Stark. Tonight, we learn that it was actually... | ||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Lady Lysa Arryn | |||
Lord Varys | |||
Oberyn Martell | |||
By way of explanation.....
In his spare time, Littlefinger enjoys counting coins, managing a brothel, and engineering deaths by poisoning |
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5. | How much gold does Tywin Lannister say was mined in the Westerlands in the past year? | ||
2500 tons | |||
250 tons | |||
25 pounds | |||
None | |||
By way of explanation.....
Robert and Joffrey were big on deficit spending, making matters worse. |
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6. | Arya is annoying The Hound with her bedtime recitation of all the people she plans to kill. What is the last name she says? | ||
The Hound | |||
Ilyn Payne | |||
The Mountain | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
7. | Sansa learns that if/when Tyrion is executed for murdering Joffrey, she will become betrothed to... | ||
Her weird cousin Robin Arryn | |||
Petyr Baelish | |||
Ramsay Snow | |||
Walder Frey | |||
By way of explanation.....
Sansa is not what we would call lucky in love. |
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8. | Why does the Hound say that Syrio Forel is dead at the hands of Meryn Trant? | ||
Because Arya left him behind | |||
Because Forel just pretended to know how to fight | |||
Because Trant is the best swordsman in Westeros | |||
Because Trant had armor and a big f*cking sword | |||
By way of explanation.....
It's a pretty simple formula, really. |
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9. | Cersei asks Prince Oberyn to take her daughter Myrcella a gift. What is it? | ||
A book | |||
A kitten | |||
A necklace | |||
A tall ship | |||
10. | Brienne is thinking that Podrick Payne is going to be pretty useless as a squire until she learns... | ||
He can cook a terrific rabbit stew | |||
He is an expert on wine | |||
He killed a member of the Kingsguard at the Battle of the Blackwater | |||
He's proficient when it comes to... satisfying women | |||
11. | Karl Tanner is about to get unpleasantly rapey with Meera Reed when her brother Jojen stops him in his tracks by saying... | ||
"I know where you can find Jon Snow." | |||
"I saw you die tonight." | |||
"She is dying and will pass her illness along to you." | |||
"The White Walkers are coming. Right now." | |||
12. | Locke's plan to kidnap Bran and take him back to Roose Bolton doesn't turn out well. Who kills Locke? | ||
Bran, who takes over the body of Hodor | |||
Jojen Reed | |||
Jon Snow | |||
Summer the Direwolf | |||
By way of explanation.....
So long, Noah Taylor. |
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13. | Who stabs Karl Tanner in the back? | ||
Bran, who takes over the body of Hodor | |||
Jon Snow | |||
Locke | |||
One of Craster's daughter-wives | |||
By way of explanation.....
Jon Snow then follows up by stabbing him straight through the back of his head. |
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14. | At last, Jon Snow is finally reunited with... | ||
Bran | |||
Ghost the Direwolf | |||
Samwell Tarly | |||
Ygritte | |||
By way of explanation.....
He and Bran once again come close to a happy family reunion, but it's just not in the cards. |
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15. | What happens to Craster's Keep after the battle between Karl Tanner's renegades and Jon Snow's men of the Night's Watch? | ||
It becomes a White Walker settlement | |||
Jon Snow and the Craster daughter-wives burn it to the ground | |||
It simply disappears | |||
The wildlings use it as a spy shack | |||
By way of explanation.....
And can we really blame the daughter-wives in this case? |
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