| 1. | Let's just get right down to it. Who *dies* in the episode "The Lion and the Rose"? | ||
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Joffrey Baratheon | ||
| Oberyn Martell | |||
| Tommen Baratheon | |||
| Tywin Lannister | |||
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By way of explanation.....
And there was much rejoicing. |
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| 2. | We're sure you knew that it was Joffrey, right? Of course you did. How did he die? | ||
| He contracted an incurable case of syphillis | |||
| He was attacked by a rabid direwolf | |||
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He was poisoned | ||
| He was stabbed in the throat | |||
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By way of explanation.....
And now we have a medieval fantasy version of "Who Shot JR?" |
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| 3. | Who does Cersei immediately accuse of the murder? | ||
| Oberyn Martell | |||
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Tyrion Lannister | ||
| Sansa Stark | |||
| Margaery Tyrell | |||
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By way of explanation.....
If it's possible for Joffrey to be happy in hell, he is probably thrilled that his uncle is in trouble. |
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| 4. | Ramsay Snow gets a shave. Who gives it to him? | ||
| His father Roose Bolton does it as a ceremonial rite of passage | |||
| Myranda, who is grateful to have had this throwaway role | |||
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Reek (aka Theon Greyjoy) | ||
| Robb Stark. Did we mention he's dreaming? | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Reek has gone over to the bad place. |
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| 5. | Tyrion raises a toast to the Lannister children, describing each of Tywin's three offspring. Which is not one of them? | ||
| The cripple | |||
| The dwarf | |||
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The king of fools | ||
| The mother of madness | |||
| 6. | Jaime Lannister gets help from an unexpected source. Who is it? | ||
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Bronn, who is helping him learn to sword fight with his left hand | ||
| Cersei, who misses her twin | |||
| Joffrey, who must have lost a bet or something | |||
| Oberyn Martell, who decides that Jaime is by far the most attractive of the Lannisters | |||
| 7. | Remember that guy who chopped off Jaime Lannister's hand? It turns out that he's also friends with... | ||
| Daenerys Targaryen | |||
| Jon Snow | |||
| Reek (aka Theon Greyjoy) | |||
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Roose Bolton | ||
| 8. | Varys implores Tyrion to do what? | ||
| Demean Sansa in court at every opportunity | |||
| Have Oberyn Martell assassinated | |||
| Get Sansa pregnant | |||
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Send Shae away to safety | ||
| 9. | Bad news - Joffrey isn't registered anywhere! Good news - Tyrion thinks he's found the perfect wedding gift. What do he and Sansa give Joffrey and Margaery for this happy occasion? | ||
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A book titled "The Lives of Four Kings" | ||
| A crossbow | |||
| An expertly crafted crown | |||
| One of two Valyrian swords | |||
| 10. | Tywin's gift to Joffrey is a perfect sword of Valyrian steel. What is the first thing he does with it? | ||
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Chops up the book Tyrion gave him | ||
| Cuts off Margaery's dress as they go to consummate their vows | |||
| Cuts the wedding cake | |||
| Stabs a servant | |||
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By way of explanation.....
To be fair, Tyrion should probably have known Joffrey isn't the literary type. |
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| 11. | What does Joffrey name his new sword? | ||
| The Compensator | |||
| Terminus | |||
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Widow's Wail | ||
| Wolfsbane | |||
| 12. | Speaking of awkward family encounters, what does Stannis watch happen to his brother-in-law? | ||
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He is burned at the stake | ||
| He is eaten by white walkers | |||
| He is eaten by Thenns | |||
| He is stabbed by another baby smoke monster | |||
| 13. | At their wedding feast, what does Margaery announce? | ||
| That everyone is invited to watch the consummation | |||
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That Joffrey has decreed the leftovers will go to the poor | ||
| That Ser Loras and Cersei will be married in two days | |||
| That she is already pregnant with an heir | |||
| 14. | In a fit of pique, what does Cersei tell Grand Maester Pycelle to do with the leftovers instead? | ||
| Burn them as a sacrifice to the Lord of Light | |||
| Eat them all himself | |||
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Feed them to the castle dogs | ||
| Throw them in Blackwater Bay | |||
| 15. | What does Cersei deduce from a brief conversation with Brienne of Tarth | ||
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That Brienne is in love with Jaime | ||
| That Brienne is in love with Joffrey | |||
| That Brienne is in love with Margaery | |||
| That Brienne is a bastard | |||
| 16. | Who does Jaime threaten at the wedding feast? | ||
| Brienne | |||
| Joffrey | |||
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Ser Loras Tyrell | ||
| Tyrion | |||
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By way of explanation.....
When he tells Loras he'll never marry Cersei, Loras's brilliant reply is "Neither will you." |
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| 17. | Finish the quote: "People everywhere have their differences. In some places, the highborn frown upon those with low birth. In other places..." | ||
| "Lannister is a synonym for bastard." | |||
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"the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful." | ||
| "women have bastard children with their twins." | |||
| "women like Joffrey can become king." | |||
| 18. | Joffrey wants to have a quiet moment where the crowd will contemplate history. What does he have in mind? | ||
| Bridesmaid orgy | |||
| He wants Tyrion to read from the remains of that nice book | |||
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Historical reenactment - with dwarves! | ||
| Hooker fight! | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Or as we call them these days, "little people." |
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| 19. | Who does Joffrey ask to be his cupbearer? | ||
| Mace Tyrell | |||
| Sansa | |||
| Tommen | |||
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Tyrion | ||
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By way of explanation.....
It is not meant to be a great honor. |
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| 20. | Who spirits Sansa away in the chaos of Joffrey's death? | ||
| Bronn | |||
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Dontos (former knight and current fool) | ||
| Grand Maester Pycelle (the dirty old man) | |||
| Lord Varys (the Spider) | |||