1. | Let's just get right down to it. Who *dies* in the episode "The Lion and the Rose"? | ||
Joffrey Baratheon | |||
Oberyn Martell | |||
Tommen Baratheon | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
By way of explanation.....
And there was much rejoicing. |
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2. | We're sure you knew that it was Joffrey, right? Of course you did. How did he die? | ||
He contracted an incurable case of syphillis | |||
He was attacked by a rabid direwolf | |||
He was poisoned | |||
He was stabbed in the throat | |||
By way of explanation.....
And now we have a medieval fantasy version of "Who Shot JR?" |
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3. | Who does Cersei immediately accuse of the murder? | ||
Oberyn Martell | |||
Tyrion Lannister | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
Margaery Tyrell | |||
By way of explanation.....
If it's possible for Joffrey to be happy in hell, he is probably thrilled that his uncle is in trouble. |
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4. | Ramsay Snow gets a shave. Who gives it to him? | ||
His father Roose Bolton does it as a ceremonial rite of passage | |||
Myranda, who is grateful to have had this throwaway role | |||
Reek (aka Theon Greyjoy) | |||
Robb Stark. Did we mention he's dreaming? | |||
By way of explanation.....
Reek has gone over to the bad place. |
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5. | Tyrion raises a toast to the Lannister children, describing each of Tywin's three offspring. Which is not one of them? | ||
The cripple | |||
The dwarf | |||
The king of fools | |||
The mother of madness | |||
6. | Jaime Lannister gets help from an unexpected source. Who is it? | ||
Bronn, who is helping him learn to sword fight with his left hand | |||
Cersei, who misses her twin | |||
Joffrey, who must have lost a bet or something | |||
Oberyn Martell, who decides that Jaime is by far the most attractive of the Lannisters | |||
7. | Remember that guy who chopped off Jaime Lannister's hand? It turns out that he's also friends with... | ||
Daenerys Targaryen | |||
Jon Snow | |||
Reek (aka Theon Greyjoy) | |||
Roose Bolton | |||
8. | Varys implores Tyrion to do what? | ||
Demean Sansa in court at every opportunity | |||
Have Oberyn Martell assassinated | |||
Get Sansa pregnant | |||
Send Shae away to safety | |||
9. | Bad news - Joffrey isn't registered anywhere! Good news - Tyrion thinks he's found the perfect wedding gift. What do he and Sansa give Joffrey and Margaery for this happy occasion? | ||
A book titled "The Lives of Four Kings" | |||
A crossbow | |||
An expertly crafted crown | |||
One of two Valyrian swords | |||
10. | Tywin's gift to Joffrey is a perfect sword of Valyrian steel. What is the first thing he does with it? | ||
Chops up the book Tyrion gave him | |||
Cuts off Margaery's dress as they go to consummate their vows | |||
Cuts the wedding cake | |||
Stabs a servant | |||
By way of explanation.....
To be fair, Tyrion should probably have known Joffrey isn't the literary type. |
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11. | What does Joffrey name his new sword? | ||
The Compensator | |||
Terminus | |||
Widow's Wail | |||
Wolfsbane | |||
12. | Speaking of awkward family encounters, what does Stannis watch happen to his brother-in-law? | ||
He is burned at the stake | |||
He is eaten by white walkers | |||
He is eaten by Thenns | |||
He is stabbed by another baby smoke monster | |||
13. | At their wedding feast, what does Margaery announce? | ||
That everyone is invited to watch the consummation | |||
That Joffrey has decreed the leftovers will go to the poor | |||
That Ser Loras and Cersei will be married in two days | |||
That she is already pregnant with an heir | |||
14. | In a fit of pique, what does Cersei tell Grand Maester Pycelle to do with the leftovers instead? | ||
Burn them as a sacrifice to the Lord of Light | |||
Eat them all himself | |||
Feed them to the castle dogs | |||
Throw them in Blackwater Bay | |||
15. | What does Cersei deduce from a brief conversation with Brienne of Tarth | ||
That Brienne is in love with Jaime | |||
That Brienne is in love with Joffrey | |||
That Brienne is in love with Margaery | |||
That Brienne is a bastard | |||
16. | Who does Jaime threaten at the wedding feast? | ||
Brienne | |||
Joffrey | |||
Ser Loras Tyrell | |||
Tyrion | |||
By way of explanation.....
When he tells Loras he'll never marry Cersei, Loras's brilliant reply is "Neither will you." |
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17. | Finish the quote: "People everywhere have their differences. In some places, the highborn frown upon those with low birth. In other places..." | ||
"Lannister is a synonym for bastard." | |||
"the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful." | |||
"women have bastard children with their twins." | |||
"women like Joffrey can become king." | |||
18. | Joffrey wants to have a quiet moment where the crowd will contemplate history. What does he have in mind? | ||
Bridesmaid orgy | |||
He wants Tyrion to read from the remains of that nice book | |||
Historical reenactment - with dwarves! | |||
Hooker fight! | |||
By way of explanation.....
Or as we call them these days, "little people." |
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19. | Who does Joffrey ask to be his cupbearer? | ||
Mace Tyrell | |||
Sansa | |||
Tommen | |||
Tyrion | |||
By way of explanation.....
It is not meant to be a great honor. |
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20. | Who spirits Sansa away in the chaos of Joffrey's death? | ||
Bronn | |||
Dontos (former knight and current fool) | |||
Grand Maester Pycelle (the dirty old man) | |||
Lord Varys (the Spider) | |||