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As the episode opens, George wonders aloud what they did for this modern convenience during the Civil War:
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Television
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Sneakers
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Toilet paper
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Dental floss
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Come on, how hard is that? Look at all the junk that's on TV. You want an idea? Here's an idea. You coach ______ team in high school. And you're married. And your son's not interested in _______ and you're pushing him into ________.
Exploring the idea of a show with Jerry, George suggests a program around a coach of:
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Volleyball
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Basketball
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Chess
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Gymnastics
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Meanwhile, Kramer has another suggestion:
Oh come on Jerry, you're wrong. People they want to watch ____________. This is a "can't miss."
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Little people
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Freaks
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Traffic accidents
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Women getting their skirts blown up
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Kramer makes a trade with Newman. A very important trade, as it turns out. Newman will give Kramer his motorcycle helmet. Kramer will hand over his:
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Radar detector
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Scientific calculator
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Year's worth of People magazines
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Money clip
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Except for one brief scene, Elaine is absent for the episode. That is because he is in Europe, accompanied by:
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A rabbi's son
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Her psychiatrist
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Her mother and father
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Her boss
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The "show about nothing" concept is borne from a conversation Jerry and George have about this foodstuff:
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Guacamole
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Salsa
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Ice cream
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Cereal
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To push the "show about nothing" concept further, George suggests an episode about this event, which in itself was the basis of a Seinfeld episode:
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Trying to meet up at a movie theater
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Waiting for a table in the Chinese restaurant
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Getting lost in a parking garage
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Taking on a butler as the result of a law suit
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Jerry unintentionally sics Crazy Joe Devola onto Kramer, because:
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Kramer hasn't paid back money Joe lent him
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Kramer broke up with Joe's sister
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Kramer insulted Joe behind his back
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Kramer didn't invite Joe to a party
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In a meeting with the NBC executives, George blows his chance to impress Russell Dalrymple when he:
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Spills coffee on Russell's shirt
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Can't spell Russell's last name correctly
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Can't get the zipper on Russell's jacket unzipped
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Flirts with Susan
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George goes on a rant with the execs, with this phrase seemingly dooming Jerry's pitch:
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Creative license
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Cinema verite
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Artistic integrity
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Cognitive disassociation
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Just when it appears that George might have scored an in with Susan, Kramer vomits on her after consuming old:
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Milk
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Chinese food
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Macaroni and cheese
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Cole slaw
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At the end of the episode, Kramer gets kicked by Crazy Joe Devola in the __________, and warns Jerry that Joe is coming after him next.
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Back
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Neck
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Head
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Knee
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