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Behold Miss USA, who will trust will now represent our interests in all foreign border disputes, tariff negotiations, and plans for defense against destructive monsters who arise from the sea.![]() She hails from which state? |
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Montana | |||
Florida | |||
Alaska | |||
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Texas | ||
2. | The Miss USA pageant assembled a truly top-drawer slate of celebrity judges. Which of the below did not lend their sharp eye and steady judgment to the proceedings? | ||
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Carrot Top | ||
Rob Schneider | |||
Joey Fatone | |||
Amanda Beard | |||
3. | Vanilla Ice - that's Mr. Rob Van Winkle to you - had a bad week. Why? | ||
His prized collection of baseball cards was stolen | |||
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He was arrested on charges of domestic battery | ||
He was dropped, for the sixth time, from a record label | |||
He walked out of a Comedy Central roast in his honor | |||
4. | Favorite Love Story, Best Meltdown, Best Brush with the Law and Steamiest Scene were all part of the "Awards" fabricated to give a boost to which reality TV franchise? (suggested by KateNKate) | ||
Survivor | |||
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Real World Awards | ||
America's Next Top Model | |||
Big Brother | |||
5. | Cosmo, meanwhile, published "The Sexy Issue," picturing on its cover "The Sexiest Smart-Ass in Hollywood." You know her as: | ||
Sarah Silverman | |||
Kate Hudson | |||
Kate Bosworth | |||
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Kristen Bell | ||
6. | This week, Donald Trump hosted a wedding at Mar-a-Lago, his seaside mansion in Palm Beach. Which person with a tie to The Donald was married? | ||
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Ex-wife Ivana | ||
Daughter Ivaka | |||
Notorious Apprentice contestant Omorosa | |||
Original Apprentice winner Bill Rancic | |||
7. | Lots of news from the world of music this week. Which artist came under fire for stating that "'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other"? | ||
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Alicia Keys | ||
Rhianna | |||
R. Kelly | |||
Bobby Brown | |||
8. | The big newsmaker from the Country Music Television Awards was not an award-winner, but this character who was spotted backstage wearing a "black cowboy hat, black duster jacket and black zip-up ankle boots" | ||
Gary Coleman | |||
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Snoop Dogg | ||
Dan Rather | |||
Tom Brady | |||
9. | Meanwhile, things are proceeding exactly as Easy-E foresaw. Which rap figure is starring in a new MyNetwork TV sitcom called Under One Roof? | ||
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Flavor Flav | ||
Chuck D | |||
Suge Knight | |||
Lil Kim | |||
10. | Decrying the lack of mobile music events, this band has started its own festival tour, which will play 40 dates this summer: | ||
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11. | Which Brit, announcing his/her plan to move to the US, firmly grasped the obvious, stating: "In England, people don't like me?" (submitted by Tawanna14) | ||
Pete Doherty | |||
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Heather Mills | ||
Kate Moss | |||
JK Rowling | |||
12. | Somewhere, the Smoking Man is shaking his head, having heard that this will be the name of the upcoming X-Files movie: | ||
The Truth is Still Out There | |||
Space-Alien Electric Boogaloo | |||
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I Want to Believe | ||
Homer is a Dope | |||
13. | The dispute between this West Wing star and his former nanny escalated nastily this week when she accused him of sexually abusing her? | ||
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Rob Lowe | ||
Martin Sheen | |||
Dule Hill | |||
Bradley Whitford | |||
14. | At the beginning of the month, we were teased with news of a possible sex tape featuring Shakira. So we were hardly surprised this week when the news of a similar tape featuring this dead celeb were quickly debunked as a hoax: | ||
Shirley Temple | |||
Jayne Mansfield | |||
Elvis Presley | |||
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Marilyn Monroe | ||
15. | Glamour Magazine's named a certain someone to its Best Dressed and Worst Dressed Lists. What fashionista is having it both ways? | ||
Meryl Streep | |||
Gwyneth Paltrow | |||
Nicole Kidman | |||
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Victoria Beckham | ||
16. | The newly born offspring of Cate Blanchett joins the rank of oddly named celeb babies, as the bundle of joy was saddled with this name: | ||
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Ignatius | ||
Icarus | |||
Innocent | |||
Iphigenia | |||
17. | If there is new marital strife between Guy Richie and Madonna, blame this food, the staple of a diet undertaken by Guy which reportedly stopped him from wanting sex: | ||
Dried apricots | |||
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Cookies | ||
Kale | |||
Wheat grass | |||
18. | By turning 18 this week, which Harry Potter star got access to his/her fortune worth an estimated $20 million? | ||
Rupert Grint | |||
Daniel Radcliffe | |||
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Emma Watson | ||
Tom Felton | |||
19. | This How I Met Your Mother star has had to backpedal, after decrying Britney Spears' appearance on the show as a stunt: | ||
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Neil Patrick Harris | ||
Cobie Smulders | |||
Alyson Hannigan | |||
Josh Radnor | |||
20. | Settle down there, Bassas Jorge Puigdollers! Your over-zealous appreciation of this '80s singer has earned you a restraining order: | ||
Tiffany | |||
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Samantha Foxx | |||
Pebbles | |||
21. | The latest season of The Biggest Loser wrapped this week. What was unique about this installment's winner? (question courtesy of xavierfromOHIO) | ||
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For the first time, the winner was a female | ||
For the first time, the winner actually gained weight from the beginning of the show | |||
For the first time, joint winners were crowned | |||
For the first time, no winners were crowned | |||
22. | "Paw Paw was a spectacular chow and an even more spectacular dog. He was always my loyal companion, displaying the most agreeable temperament." Who said good-bye to his/her pooch in this heart-felt if somewhat stilted way? | ||
Tim Gunn | |||
Rosie O'Donnell | |||
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Martha Stewart | ||
Bob Barker | |||
23. | The latest Maxim, The Ultimate Movie Issue, features this blonde on the cover, though she hasn't been in a film of note for quite a while: | ||
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Elisha Cuthbert | ||
Ashley Tisdale | |||
Tara Reid | |||
Sienna Miller | |||
24. | Which classic film star is on trial in France for inciting racial hatred against a Muslim group? | ||
Sophia Loren | |||
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Brigitte Bardot | ||
Olivia de Havilland | |||
Borat | |||
25. | So, I'm dating the comely Heather Locklear. I propose to her, and - get this - she turns me down! She can have a long dalliance with that hack David Spade, but when *I* pop the question, she "needs more time!" What the hey?!? Who am I? | ||
Dana Carvey | |||
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Jack Wagner | ||
Jack Black | |||
Adam Sandler | |||