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Behold Miss USA, who will trust will now represent our interests in all foreign border disputes, tariff negotiations, and plans for defense against destructive monsters who arise from the sea. She hails from which state? |
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Montana | |||
Florida | |||
Alaska | |||
Texas | |||
2. | The Miss USA pageant assembled a truly top-drawer slate of celebrity judges. Which of the below did not lend their sharp eye and steady judgment to the proceedings? | ||
Carrot Top | |||
Rob Schneider | |||
Joey Fatone | |||
Amanda Beard | |||
3. | Vanilla Ice - that's Mr. Rob Van Winkle to you - had a bad week. Why? | ||
His prized collection of baseball cards was stolen | |||
He was arrested on charges of domestic battery | |||
He was dropped, for the sixth time, from a record label | |||
He walked out of a Comedy Central roast in his honor | |||
4. | Favorite Love Story, Best Meltdown, Best Brush with the Law and Steamiest Scene were all part of the "Awards" fabricated to give a boost to which reality TV franchise? (suggested by KateNKate) | ||
Survivor | |||
Real World Awards | |||
America's Next Top Model | |||
Big Brother | |||
5. | Cosmo, meanwhile, published "The Sexy Issue," picturing on its cover "The Sexiest Smart-Ass in Hollywood." You know her as: | ||
Sarah Silverman | |||
Kate Hudson | |||
Kate Bosworth | |||
Kristen Bell | |||
6. | This week, Donald Trump hosted a wedding at Mar-a-Lago, his seaside mansion in Palm Beach. Which person with a tie to The Donald was married? | ||
Ex-wife Ivana | |||
Daughter Ivaka | |||
Notorious Apprentice contestant Omorosa | |||
Original Apprentice winner Bill Rancic | |||
7. | Lots of news from the world of music this week. Which artist came under fire for stating that "'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other"? | ||
Alicia Keys | |||
Rhianna | |||
R. Kelly | |||
Bobby Brown | |||
8. | The big newsmaker from the Country Music Television Awards was not an award-winner, but this character who was spotted backstage wearing a "black cowboy hat, black duster jacket and black zip-up ankle boots" | ||
Gary Coleman | |||
Snoop Dogg | |||
Dan Rather | |||
Tom Brady | |||
9. | Meanwhile, things are proceeding exactly as Easy-E foresaw. Which rap figure is starring in a new MyNetwork TV sitcom called Under One Roof? | ||
Flavor Flav | |||
Chuck D | |||
Suge Knight | |||
Lil Kim | |||
10. | Decrying the lack of mobile music events, this band has started its own festival tour, which will play 40 dates this summer: | ||
11. | Which Brit, announcing his/her plan to move to the US, firmly grasped the obvious, stating: "In England, people don't like me?" (submitted by Tawanna14) | ||
Pete Doherty | |||
Heather Mills | |||
Kate Moss | |||
JK Rowling | |||
12. | Somewhere, the Smoking Man is shaking his head, having heard that this will be the name of the upcoming X-Files movie: | ||
The Truth is Still Out There | |||
Space-Alien Electric Boogaloo | |||
I Want to Believe | |||
Homer is a Dope | |||
13. | The dispute between this West Wing star and his former nanny escalated nastily this week when she accused him of sexually abusing her? | ||
Rob Lowe | |||
Martin Sheen | |||
Dule Hill | |||
Bradley Whitford | |||
14. | At the beginning of the month, we were teased with news of a possible sex tape featuring Shakira. So we were hardly surprised this week when the news of a similar tape featuring this dead celeb were quickly debunked as a hoax: | ||
Shirley Temple | |||
Jayne Mansfield | |||
Elvis Presley | |||
Marilyn Monroe | |||
15. | Glamour Magazine's named a certain someone to its Best Dressed and Worst Dressed Lists. What fashionista is having it both ways? | ||
Meryl Streep | |||
Gwyneth Paltrow | |||
Nicole Kidman | |||
Victoria Beckham | |||
16. | The newly born offspring of Cate Blanchett joins the rank of oddly named celeb babies, as the bundle of joy was saddled with this name: | ||
Ignatius | |||
Icarus | |||
Innocent | |||
Iphigenia | |||
17. | If there is new marital strife between Guy Richie and Madonna, blame this food, the staple of a diet undertaken by Guy which reportedly stopped him from wanting sex: | ||
Dried apricots | |||
Cookies | |||
Kale | |||
Wheat grass | |||
18. | By turning 18 this week, which Harry Potter star got access to his/her fortune worth an estimated $20 million? | ||
Rupert Grint | |||
Daniel Radcliffe | |||
Emma Watson | |||
Tom Felton | |||
19. | This How I Met Your Mother star has had to backpedal, after decrying Britney Spears' appearance on the show as a stunt: | ||
Neil Patrick Harris | |||
Cobie Smulders | |||
Alyson Hannigan | |||
Josh Radnor | |||
20. | Settle down there, Bassas Jorge Puigdollers! Your over-zealous appreciation of this '80s singer has earned you a restraining order: | ||
Tiffany | |||
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Samantha Foxx | |||
Pebbles | |||
21. | The latest season of The Biggest Loser wrapped this week. What was unique about this installment's winner? (question courtesy of xavierfromOHIO) | ||
For the first time, the winner was a female | |||
For the first time, the winner actually gained weight from the beginning of the show | |||
For the first time, joint winners were crowned | |||
For the first time, no winners were crowned | |||
22. | "Paw Paw was a spectacular chow and an even more spectacular dog. He was always my loyal companion, displaying the most agreeable temperament." Who said good-bye to his/her pooch in this heart-felt if somewhat stilted way? | ||
Tim Gunn | |||
Rosie O'Donnell | |||
Martha Stewart | |||
Bob Barker | |||
23. | The latest Maxim, The Ultimate Movie Issue, features this blonde on the cover, though she hasn't been in a film of note for quite a while: | ||
Elisha Cuthbert | |||
Ashley Tisdale | |||
Tara Reid | |||
Sienna Miller | |||
24. | Which classic film star is on trial in France for inciting racial hatred against a Muslim group? | ||
Sophia Loren | |||
Brigitte Bardot | |||
Olivia de Havilland | |||
Borat | |||
25. | So, I'm dating the comely Heather Locklear. I propose to her, and - get this - she turns me down! She can have a long dalliance with that hack David Spade, but when *I* pop the question, she "needs more time!" What the hey?!? Who am I? | ||
Dana Carvey | |||
Jack Wagner | |||
Jack Black | |||
Adam Sandler | |||