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Aside from Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, and mushrooms, what does Annie Savoy say she has formerly tried worshipping?
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Xenu
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Reverend Moon
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The Porcelain God
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Isadora Duncan
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2.
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What did Millie's father donate to the Bulls?
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The bull in right field
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The scoreboard
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Annie's wardrobe
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The bats
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3.
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What does Larry say makes a good wedding present?
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Matching china
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A nice picture frame
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Candlesticks
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His and hers towels
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4.
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According to Annie, how many beads are on a Catholic rosary (coincidentally, the same as the number of stitches in a baseball)?
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100
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108
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132
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144
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5.
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Jose uses a chicken-bone cross to take a curse off his bat and get hits. What does he need to do to take the curse off his glove?
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Give Jobu a drink
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Breathe out of his eyelids
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Cut the head off a live rooster
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Ask his girlfriend to marry him
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6.
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What is the radar gun reading on Ebby Calvin LaLoosh's first pitch in his professional debut?
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90 mph
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95 mph
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100 mph
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136 kmph
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7.
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When a hitter hits the right field bull with a home run, its eyes light up, the tail wags and its nostrils snort smoke. What does the hitter get for hitting the bull?
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A steak
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A beer
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A set of tires
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Nothing
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8.
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What inflatable seat cushion is bench coach Larry deflating when Crash first shows up?
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A Durham Bull
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A hemorroid ring
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Oscar Meyer weiners
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A green circle
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9.
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According to Nuke's song stylings, women get what?
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All shook up
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Wooly
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Loved forever
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Time to heal
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10.
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Where might there be an opening for a minor-league manager?
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Amarillo
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Montpelier
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Winston-Salem
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Visalia
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11.
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The ice skaters that the Bulls see unloading off the tour bus are with what show?
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Fantasy on Ice
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Ice Dancers, Inc.
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Jimmy Buffet
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The Ice Capades
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12.
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What trade does Annie Savoy use as an example of bad trades being a part of baseball?
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Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas
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Scott Kazmir for Victor Zambrano
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Jeff Bagwell for Larry Anderson
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Tom Seaver for Pat Zachry
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13.
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In his professional debut, how many times did Nuke hit the Bull mascot?
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18
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2
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5
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9
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14.
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What is the dubious minor-league record for home runs that Crash Davis is chasing?
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198
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210
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246
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303
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15.
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What did Larry sell before he started with the Durham coaching staff?
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life insurance
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Lady Kenmores
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Maytag washing machines
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The movie rights to Arli$$
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16.
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What is Crash's "lesson #1" for Nuke?
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"Never hit somebody with your pitching hand."
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"You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt, you need a curveball."
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"Rose goes in front, big guy."
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"Don't think, it can only hurt the ball club."
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17.
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Who is the owner of the billiards hall that once hit .376 in Louisville?
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Homer Simpson
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Joe Gork
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John Smith
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Sandy Grimes
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18.
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What team does Crash Davis end his playing career with?
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The Ashville Tourists
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The Norfolk Tides
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The Cleveland Indians
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The Durham Bulls
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19.
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What number does Ebby Calvin LaLoosh wear?
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18
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25
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37
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43
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20.
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What is the Bulls' record when the manager sets off on his "Lollygaggers!" rant?
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8-16
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4-15
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20-32
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3-20
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