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"The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis": Dennis and Mac pose as realtors, trying to sell the house Frank bought. They say their names are:
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Captain and Tenille
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Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar
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Frank Reynolds and Charlie Kelly
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Rico Suave and Milli Vanilli
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2.
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"The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis": The gang winds up at the house of a couple who are looking to...what?
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partake in an orgy
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hire Dee as a surrogate
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buy some drugs from Charlie, who they mistake as a dealer
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rent out the pool house on their property
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3.
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"The Gang Hits the Road": Charlie admits that he has never left Philadelphia. He has also never:
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learned to whistle
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had sex
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solved a Rubiks Cube
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eaten a pear
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4.
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"The Gang Hits the Road": A hitchhiker steals Dee's car outside of Paddy's while she and the rest of the gang are:
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sleeping in the U-Haul trailer
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grabbing money from the "emergency fund"
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searching for the spare key
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buying a pear for Charlie
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5.
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"The Great Recession": Dee quits after being asked to "defend her job" by:
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reporting the daily drink specials (which haven't changed in 5 years)
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making Mac and Dennis a mojito
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make change for a $100 bill
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wash the dishes
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6.
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"The Great Recession": Dennis and Mac try getting new customers into Paddy's by becoming more like:
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Wal-Mart
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a strip club
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Dave & Buster's
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Hard Rock Cafe
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7.
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"The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention": The gang decides on an intervention after Frank
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propositions Dee, mistaking her for a prostitute
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passes out in the dumpster behind Paddy's
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crashes his estranged brother's funeral
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wakes up in Baltimore with no recollection of how he got there
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"The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention": Mac tries to avoid Dennis and Dee's crackhead cousin, nicknamed
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the Garbage Pail Cousin
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Slut
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the Clapper
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Captain Hooker
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"The Waitress is Getting Married": Mac and Dennis create a dating profile for Charlie. Charlie has some interesting answers for the profile's questions. His greatest dislike is "people's knees". His favorite hobby is "magnets". What is his favorite food?
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ice cream soup
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milksteak
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tomato pancakes
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mustard
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"The Waitress is Getting Married": Dee throws a bachelorette party for The Waitress and discovers that
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this is a "shotgun wedding"
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she is marrying Charlie's estranged brother
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they went to high school together
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her name is Diane
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"The World Series Defense": As Dee concocts a plan to run onto the field mid-game to kiss a player, Mac asks her to kiss a specific player, as he has written a fan letter that he wants Dee to deliver. Which Philly is the recipient of Mac's "love letter"?
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Chase Utley
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Ryan Howard
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Jimmy Rollins
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Roy Halladay
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"The World Series Defense": Dennis and Mac's argument about which of them is stronger results in a __________ in the parking lot.
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push-up competition
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fistfight
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competition to see who has a better "model catwalk strut"
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home run derby
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"The Gang Wrestles For the Troops": Dee balks when her online suitor "Soldier of Fortune" shows up in a wheelchair, and runs from him after pretending to be a friend of Dee's. Frank gives the dejected soldier a welcome home gift - what?
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a necklace with a rose bud pendant
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an issue of Hustler Magazine
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astronaut food
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a pair of jean shorts
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14.
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"The Gang Wrestles For the Troops": Dennis, Mac and Charlie wrestle under the name "Birds of War", but are upset with their costumes - why?
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the costumes don't show off their "manly physiques"
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Charlie's costume is way too big for him and he looks ridiculous in it
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they look like chickens rather than eagles
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their "beak" headpieces look like penises
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"Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens": Dennis thinks that merchandising would be a great idea, and the gang makes some suggestions. Which of the following was not an idea proposed by one of the gang?
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a Paddy's thong
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edible shoelaces
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a (real) gun that shoots liquor in your mouth
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a towel with phallic images
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"Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens": In lieu of payment for his services, Charlie and Dee "reimburse" their lawyer by
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giving him coupons for drinks at Paddy's
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hiring him a prostitute
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giving him Mac's baseball card collection
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writing IOUs for car washing, house painting and maid service
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"Mac and Dennis Break Up": What movie do Dennis and Mac love to watch during their movie nights?
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Sweet Home Alabama
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Predator
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Roadhouse
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Blazing Saddles
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"Mac and Dennis Break Up": What happens when Dee tries to save a cat that has somehow wound up behind one of the walls in her apartment?
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she gets trapped behind the wall with the cat
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she gets bitten by a dog
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her neighbor calls the police as a result of all the noise she's making
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she breaks her arm after tripping on the cat
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"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System": Dennis discovers that two members of the gang also have their own systems for getting Dennis's "leftovers" - which two?
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Mac and Frank
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Charlie and Mac
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Frank and Charlie
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Charlie and Dee
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"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System": A carnie stabs Dee at the fair with a key instead of the intended recipient - who?
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Charlie
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Dennis
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Dee's boyfriend
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the waitress
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"Mac and Charlie Write a Movie": Charlie and Mac decide to resuscitate the career of:
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Jean Claude van Damme
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Dolph Lundgren
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"the guy who played Steve Urkel"
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Scott Baio
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"Mac and Charlie Write a Movie": Dennis's cell phone stops working after Frank takes it out of his pocket, because it's covered in
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sausage grease
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urine
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corn syrup
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blood
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23.
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"The Gang Reignites the Rivalry": Charlie unsuccessfully tries to quote from ____________ at a frat party.
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Casablanca
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Caddyshack
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Back to School
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Good Will Hunting
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"The Gang Reignites the Rivalry": Dennis and Frank, both of whom are high, break into their rival's house. Dennis sets the man's lawn on fire; Frank __________.
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grooms his poodle
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paints his bedroom
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fixes his dishwasher
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does his taxes
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