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How Well Do You Know: Seinfeld: The Masseuse
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Jerry hasn't done this, he claims, for thirteen years. What is it that he hasn't done?
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Apologized...to anyone!
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Felt remorse
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Said "I love you"
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Vomited
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The answer, of course, is vomited. In fact, the last two times he vomited, this was true:
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He ate exactly the same thing
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He vomited on the same date
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Both times, he was in New Jersey
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He was wearing the same sweater
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He just happens to have the same name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New-York. What is the first name of the man Elaine is dating?
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Joel
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Simon
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Ted
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Alan
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George is dating a woman named Karen, who he has previously seen. Jerry recalls her as: "Oh, the __________ broad"
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Shrinkage
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Moops
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Public urination
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Risotto
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According to George, you never see an attractive woman:
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Changing her own tire
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Getting a traffic ticket
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Taking out the garbage
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At a Yankees game
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Jerry is frustrated. He is dating an attractive masseuse. Jerry badly wants her to give him a massage. But no....all she wants to do is:
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To talk about her day
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To have sex
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To tease him without ever touching him
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To go shopping
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George senses Jerry's girlfriend Jody doesn't like him. Jerry confirms this when he says Jody's exact words are:
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He makes me want to vomit
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I don't like him
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He makes me want to give lesbianism another shot
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How can you stand him?
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Jerry gets very upset when he learns that this member of his universe gets a massage from Jody:
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Elaine
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Newman
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Kramer
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George
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Elaine convinces her boyfriend to change his name after he is paged over the PA system at this type of sporting event:
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Basketball
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Hockey
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Baseball
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Football
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Elaine nixes Joel's new name suggestion of Alex, as she had Art History with an Alex who annoyed her with the way he:
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Drank his coffee
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Buttoned his shirt
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Put the emphasis on the "x"
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Pronounced her first name
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Meanwhile, Joel mocks Elaine's suggestion of this name which has French undertones:
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Pierre
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Remy
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Henri
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Claude
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Complete Jody's relationship-ending rant to Jerry: Listen. I massage who I want, when I want. I don't submit to _________ massage.
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Non-consensual
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Forcible
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Involuntary
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Coercive
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