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How Well Do You Know: Seinfeld: The Masseuse
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Answers:

1. Jerry hasn't done this, he claims, for thirteen years. What is it that he hasn't done?
Apologized...to anyone!
Felt remorse
Said "I love you"
Vomited
 
2. The answer, of course, is vomited. In fact, the last two times he vomited, this was true:
He ate exactly the same thing
He vomited on the same date
Both times, he was in New Jersey
He was wearing the same sweater
 
3. He just happens to have the same name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New-York. What is the first name of the man Elaine is dating?
Joel
Simon
Ted
Alan
 
4. George is dating a woman named Karen, who he has previously seen. Jerry recalls her as: "Oh, the __________ broad"
Shrinkage
Moops
Public urination
Risotto
 
5. According to George, you never see an attractive woman:
Changing her own tire
Getting a traffic ticket
Taking out the garbage
At a Yankees game
 
6. Jerry is frustrated. He is dating an attractive masseuse. Jerry badly wants her to give him a massage. But no....all she wants to do is:
To talk about her day
To have sex
To tease him without ever touching him
To go shopping
 
7. George senses Jerry's girlfriend Jody doesn't like him. Jerry confirms this when he says Jody's exact words are:
He makes me want to vomit
I don't like him
He makes me want to give lesbianism another shot
How can you stand him?
 
8. Jerry gets very upset when he learns that this member of his universe gets a massage from Jody:
Elaine
Newman
Kramer
George
 
9. Elaine convinces her boyfriend to change his name after he is paged over the PA system at this type of sporting event:
Basketball
Hockey
Baseball
Football
 
10. Elaine nixes Joel's new name suggestion of Alex, as she had Art History with an Alex who annoyed her with the way he:
Drank his coffee
Buttoned his shirt
Put the emphasis on the "x"
Pronounced her first name
 
11. Meanwhile, Joel mocks Elaine's suggestion of this name which has French undertones:
Pierre
Remy
Henri
Claude
 
12. Complete Jody's relationship-ending rant to Jerry: Listen. I massage who I want, when I want. I don't submit to _________ massage.
Non-consensual
Forcible
Involuntary
Coercive
 




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