1. | Let's start this week by talking movies. Many Hollywood and music industry bigshots attended the premiere of Shine a Light, a documentary about the band __________ shot by Oscar-winning director _________. | ||
Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention/Ang Lee | |||
The Beatles/Jonathan Demme | |||
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The Rolling Stones/Martin Scorsese | ||
The Who/Spike Lee | |||
2. | Hitting theatres last weekend was the Simon Pegg film Run, Fatboy, Run. Which of the Friends cast directed? | ||
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3. | Bringing in the most coin at the box office was the film 21. If you want to read the book on which it's based, ask for this title, also the name of one of the more wretched film comedies of the last few decades: | ||
The Out-of-Towners | |||
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Bringing Down the House | ||
Freddy Got Fingered | |||
Corky Romano | |||
4. | April Fool's Day has come and gone, but not before merry tricksters used the internet to foist their folly upon us. Consider YouTube. Every front page Featured Video link lead to this cheesy video chestnut: | ||
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Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up | ||
Milli Vanilli's Girl You Know It's True | |||
Nelson's After the Rain (quiet, David!) | |||
Gerardo's Rico Suave | |||
5. | Dancing With the Stars got into the April Fool's Day fun, also. During its 4-hour results show Tuesday night, the telecast featured mock portraits of the competing stars as they spoke about favorite past-times. Which of the following was not one of them? | ||
Steve Guttenberg likes to lay down rap tracks | |||
Marlee Matlin moonlights as a vice cop | |||
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Shannon Elizabeth is the head of a motorcycle gang | ||
Kristi Yamaguchi competes in hot-dog eating contests | |||
6. | "Inspiring" is the word Kim Kardashian used in an interview with Larry King, in reference to: | ||
Her backside | |||
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Her experience posing nude for Playboy | ||
The wisdom of her step-father Bruce Jenner | |||
Her recent trip to Tibet | |||
7. | Kathie Lee Gifford somehow managed to wiggle out of whatever dark corner we'd stuffed her into to join the anchor team for which morning show? | ||
The Early Show | |||
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Today | ||
The View | |||
Live with Regis and Kelly | |||
8. | Which young star was awarded the Gretchen Wyler Award for contributions to the environment, but had the good sense to note: "There are people who dedicate their entire lives to preserving the environment and defending animals, they are so much more deserving of something like this" | ||
Jennifer Love Hewitt | |||
Jamie Lynn Spears | |||
Miley Ray Cyrus | |||
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Hayden Panettiere | ||
9. | Leatherheads stars George Clooney and Renee Zellweger have been employing what old-fashioned bit of PR to promote the film? | ||
Radio shows | |||
Skywriting airplanes | |||
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A whistle-stop tour | ||
Ticker-tape parades | |||
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Let's now consider body parts. Here is the human kidney:![]() Which songstress was hospitalized after suffering an infection in the aforementioned organ? |
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Kelly Clarkson | |||
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Jessica Simpson | ||
Beyonce | |||
Avril Levigne | |||
11. |
Next, let's talk....
![]() ...ankles! Which comedic actor broke his while playing some hoops this week? |
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Owen Wilson | |||
Vince Vaughn | |||
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Adam Sandler | ||
Seth Rogen | |||
12. | This week in Matthew McConaughey! In an interview, the laid-back Texan stated that he wanted to die __________, and then be incarnated as a ________________: | ||
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Making love/jaguar | ||
In a mixed martial arts match/superhero | |||
Windsurfing/sword | |||
Fighting terrorism/United States flag | |||
13. | Meanwhile, back on planet earth, McConaughey is rumored as a front-runner to play the title role in what TV-to-screen adapatation? | ||
Airwolf | |||
MacGyver | |||
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Magnum, PI | ||
Welcome Back, Kotter | |||
14. | He's had drug problems throughout his career. Even by rock-n-roll standards, he's unstable. He's now out of a job, as his current band fired him this week over his "erratic behavior." He is: | ||
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Scott Weiland | ||
Mick Jagger | |||
Brandon Flowers | |||
Liam Gallagher | |||
15. | More rock star troubles. The frontman of this critically-maligned group has been convicted of drunk driving in a Canadian court: | ||
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Nickelback | ||
REO Speedwagon | |||
KC and the Sunshine Band | |||
Living Colour | |||
16. | The good citizens of Boston, Mass had the good sense to name this person Unfunniest Comic: | ||
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Dane Cook | ||
Jay Leno | |||
Carrot Top | |||
Stephen Wright | |||
17. | Miss America Kirsten Haglund performed which important duty this week? | ||
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She threw out the first pitch on Opening Day for the Detroit Tigers | ||
She visited Zimbabwe, currently in the midst of a presidential electoral crisis | |||
She completed her Biology Masters thesis, entitled: Hippos: Not as Hungry as You Think | |||
Aced Stairway on Expert at a celebrity Guitar Hero competition | |||
18. | Dolly Parton put her stamp on the pop culture world this week when she: | ||
Waved the green flag to start a NASCAR race | |||
Argued in support of a possible actors strike | |||
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Served as the musical inspiration for American Idol | ||
Stated in her memoirs that she has slept with four of the Baldwin brothers | |||
19. | In a strange case, death befell a member of this musical family as he was serving a year-plus sentence for failure to pay child support: | ||
Neville | |||
Jackson | |||
Judd | |||
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Levert | ||
20. | Having been sent to his room to think about what he'd done, Jay Leno ultimately apologized for asking this guest to give him his "gayest look:" | ||
Andy Garcia | |||
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Ryan Phillippe | ||
George Clooney | |||
Ben Affleck | |||
21. | With his/her/their 18th chart-topper "Touch My Body," this music star has passed Elvis Presley for the second most No. 1 singles on the Billboard singles chart, and is now behind only The Beatles on the all-time list: | ||
Gladys Knight & The Pips | |||
Aretha Franklin | |||
Jennifer Lopez | |||
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Mariah Carey | ||
22. | Having gone without such news for a few weeks, the internet buzzed with rumors of a purported sex tape featuring a prominent female film star. If this does exist and we get our hands on it, whose tape would we view for *strictly* journalistic reasons? | ||
Nelly Furtado | |||
Rhianna | |||
Norah Jones | |||
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Shakira | ||
23. | Anagram Time! Which of the following is an anagram of the first names of the unlucky individuals voted off American Idol and Dancing With the Stars this week? | ||
Elevator Shaft | |||
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Mealiest Ever | ||
Bucket Solvent | |||
Truthful Beet | |||
24. | Paramount Studios head Sumner Redstone stated this week that a certain factor cost the studio between $100-150 million in lost revenue for the film Mission: Impossible III? | ||
Americans' sensitivity to violence following 9/11 | |||
Internet piracy | |||
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The erratic behavior of Tom Cruise | ||
Theater concession stand prices | |||
25. | Finally, this: On the set of her film Nim's Island, Abigail Breslin collected $150, which she donated to the Royal Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals. How did she collect the money? | ||
Selling Girl Scout cookies | |||
Organizing bake sales for the cast and crew | |||
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A swear jar | ||
Playing penny poker with co-stars Jodie Foster and Gerard Butler | |||