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What foils a clean getaway in the diamond heist?
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The Metropolitan scuffers arrest George
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The Metropolitan scuffers arrest Ken
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The Metropolitan scuffers arrest Otto
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The Metropolitan scuffers arrest Wanda
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What foils the double-cross?
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George hides the diamonds in a different location than originally planned
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Ken sees Otto calling in the anonymous tip to Scotland Yard
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Otto tries to join the London Underground and is caught
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Wanda calls it off because she really loves George
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3.
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Who besides George knows where the diamonds are?
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Archie
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Ken
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Otto
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Wendy
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4.
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Who besides Ken knows where the key is?
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Archie
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George
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Otto
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Wanda
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5.
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What do Wanda and Otto pretend to be?
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Aunt and uncle
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Brother and sister
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In-laws
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Kissing cousins
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6.
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What does Otto pretend to be to put Ken off his guard?
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Gay and attracted to Ken
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George’s long-lost brother
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Ken’s long-lost half-brother
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President of PETA
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7.
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What task does George give Ken?
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Keep Wanda from finding the diamonds
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Keep Otto from hurting Wanda
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Kill Mrs Coady
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Kill Otto
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8.
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What is Otto's bet with Ken?
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That Ken can’t guess Otto’s middle name
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That Ken can’t kill Mrs Coady
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That Ken can’t kiss Wanda
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That Ken can’t recite the alphabet backwards
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9.
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How many attempts does Ken make to kill Mrs Coady?
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One
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Two
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Three
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Trick question; Ken never attempts to kill Mrs Coady
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10.
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Who does Ken kill instead?
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Mrs Coady’s birds
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Mrs Coady’s children
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Mrs Coady’s dogs
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Trick question; Ken never kills anyone
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11.
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Why does Wanda want to get close to Archie?
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To learn about silly walks
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To learn the British legal definition of a loony
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To learn the location of the diamonds and if George implicated anyone else
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To learn lovemaking from an expert
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12.
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What does Wanda pose as in order to seduce Archie?
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A barrister groupie
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A distant cousin
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A law student who is his biggest fan
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A reporter doing a story on famous jewel heists
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13.
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How is Wanda’s first seduction attempt foiled?
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Ken interrupts, pretending to be Wanda’s husband
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Otto interrupts, pretending to be a Chinese take-away deliveryman
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Portia calls to say she is on her way home with some friends
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Wendy comes home early as her car had a flat on the way to the theatre
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14.
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How does Wendy end up with Wanda’s locket?
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Archie has tried it on and Wendy sees it
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Otto explains his presence as delivering a gift from a secret admirer
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Portia finds it on the lawn and assumes it’s her mom’s
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Wanda drops it whilst hiding and Wendy finds it
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15.
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What is the real importance of Wanda’s locket?
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The key to the safe deposit box holding the diamonds is in it
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The key for the map to the location of the diamonds is in it
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The key to Archie’s office safe where the diamonds are is in it
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The key to the encrypted message revealing the location of the diamonds is in it
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16.
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What does she tell Archie is the locket’s importance in order to get him to retrieve it?
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It was a family heirloom first worn by Georges Cinq
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It was the first gift George ever gave her
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It was the last thing her now-deceased father ever gave her
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It was the last thing her now-deceased mother ever gave her
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17.
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How does Archie attempt to retrieve the locket?
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By having Otto mug Wendy
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By pretending to burgle his own house
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By replacing it with a copy
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By telling Wendy it’s cursed
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18.
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What nearly prevents Archie from successfully reclaiming the locket?
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Archie drops it in the fishpond on his way out of the house
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Otto comes to apologize for hanging him out a window and foils the “burglary”
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Wendy is wearing the locket and Archie can’t find it
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Wendy sees the door has been jimmied and calls the local constable
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19.
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What language do we first discover arouses Wanda sexually, and who speaks it?
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Arabic, Ken
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Chinese, George
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Italian, Otto
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Russian, Archie
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20.
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What language does Wanda later discover arouses her even more, and who speaks it?
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Arabic, Ken
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Chinese, George
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Italian, Otto
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Russian, Archie
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21.
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What trait in a lover does Archie think is very important to Wanda?
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That he’s bisexual
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That he’s handsome
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That he’s a lawyer
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That he’s rich
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22.
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Why does Archie break up with Wanda?
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He’s afraid he’s not rich enough for her
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He’s afraid Otto will kill him if he doesn’t
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He’s afraid she only wants him because he’s a lawyer
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He’s afraid she’ll find out he can’t really speak Russian
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23.
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How does Wendy find out about Archie’s affair with Wanda?
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She’s having an affair with Otto and he tells her
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She hires a private investigator because she’s suspicious of Archie
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She overhears Otto giving Archie permission to have sex with Wanda
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She sees them in flagrante
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24.
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How is Ken finally successful in killing Mrs Coady?
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She dies after being run down by the florist’s van delivering his funeral arrangement for her doggie
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She dies of boredom waiting for him to finish asking her if she’d like help crossing the street
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She dies of food poisoning from the three-day-old casserole he gives her as a condolence offering
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She dies of a heart attack after seeing her last surviving doggie smashed by a safe
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25.
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How does Wanda double-cross George during the trial?
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She destroys his alibi
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She implies he hired Ken to kill the eyewitness
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She reveals she’s having an affair with his lawyer
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She shows them she’s a man, baby!
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26.
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How does Archie get George to tell him how to find the diamonds?
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He convinces George Wanda conned them both and Bartlett filled him on the real deal
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He convinces George Wanda was tipped the constables and they have to keep the diamonds from her
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He convinces George Otto and Wanda are lovers and they have to keep the diamonds from them
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He convinces George he’ll use the diamonds to stage a jailbreak
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27.
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How does Archie catch Wanda escaping the courthouse undetected?
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He comes upon her accidentally whilst heading out to get the diamonds for himself
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He figures out what she’s up to when he finds out she’s in the ladies’ room
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He follows Otto, knowing Wanda will meet up with her brother at some point
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Wendy tells him where to find her after telling him he can stick the marriage in his bottom
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28.
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How does Otto first try to get Ken to tell him where the diamonds are?
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He ties Ken up and starts eating his fish
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He ties Ken up and starts pitching Amway products
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He ties Ken up and starts stripping for him
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He ties Ken up and starts a video of “The Wild Wild West” film
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29.
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What does Otto try next to make Ken tell him the location of the diamonds?
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Making Ken listen whilst he reads Nietzsche's Also Sprach Zarathustra aloud
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Sticking chips up Ken’s nose
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Making Ken recite only words that start with K, C or B
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Sticking Ken’s face in his odiferous sneakers
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30.
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How does Archie truly feel about Wanda?
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He admires her vitality
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He loves with her
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He is impressed with her intellect
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He wants to have sex with her
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31.
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What happens to Wanda whilst Archie is trying to find out from Ken where the diamonds are?
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She has bodacious ta-tas
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She has a fabulous wardrobe
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She has the key to the safe deposit box
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She has a plan for getting alimony from Wendy
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32.
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How does Ken tell Archie where the diamonds are?
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Pantomime
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Password
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Pictionary
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Puppets
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33.
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How does Ken exact revenge from Otto?
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He gets Otto drunk and throws him in the Thames
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He kisses Otto passionately after eating raw onions
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He runs Otto down with a cement roller
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He throws Otto into a tank of piranhas
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34.
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What benefit does Ken derive from getting his own back from Otto?
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He finally becomes a real boy
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He finally experiences an orgasm
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He finally understands the meaning of life
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He finally stops stuttering
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35.
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John Cleese’s character name in the film is a tribute to what screen legend?
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Cary Grant
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Rock Hudson
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Basil Rathbone
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John Wayne
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