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Answers:

1. As the film opens, Machete's partner is killed as he and Machete attempt to thwart this type of crime:
Drug deal
Assassination
Kidnapping
Bombing
 
2. Machete is surprisingly stabbed by:
A small child
A member of the clergy
His boss
The very woman he was trying to save
 
3. Played by Michelle Rodriguez, Luz aka She operates out of:
A churro cart
A taco truck
A laundromat
A sports gambling establishment
 
4. Agent Sartana Rivera (Jessica Alba) surveils Luz, suspected to operate an underground network known as:
The People
Freedom, Inc.
The Underground
The Network
 
5. When we first meet him, the leader of the border vigilantes Von Jackson (Don Johnson) villainously shoots:
A pregnant woman
An elderly man
A school-aged child
An adorable kitten
 
6. Don't ask us how Robert DeNiro got into this movie, but he plays John McLaughlin, who at the beginning of the movie:
Is running for election for the first time
Is running for re-election as nearly has the election sewn up
Is running for re-election but sees support fading
Is trying to be elected after previously having been impeached
 
7. Michael Booth (Jeff Fahey) hires Machete to:
Kill McLaughlin
Stage an assassination of McLaughlin
Protect McLaughlin
Kill the assassin who is planning on killing McLaughlin. Or something like that
 
8. Before he carries out the assassination, Machete gives money to:
Luz
The church
Sartana
A prostitute
 
9. During the assassination, Machete is shot through the:
Leg
Hand
Face
Shoulder
 
10. April (Lindsay Lohan) is the daughter of:
McLaughlin
Luz
Booth
Machete
 
11. Machete makes his escape from the hospital largely by way of this body part (not his own):
Spinal cord
Arm
Intestines
Legs
 
12. The official department for which Sartana Rivera works is:
Homeland Security
Drug Enforcement Agency
Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
 
13. While Machete and Padre watch video in the church incriminating the bad guys, the pair are:
Praying
Drinking tequila
Smoking marijuana
Getting it on with some lovely ladies
 
14. Machete makes his way into Booth's house in the guise of a:
Delivery person
Garbage man
Cable repairman
Gardener
 
15. Machete kidnaps Booth's wife and daughter - but not before making some salacious video with them - from this location:
Booth's bedroom
The pool
The kitchen
The guest house
 
16. Machete don't:
Call
Email
Text
Leave a note
 
17. The bastard Von Jackson shoots Luz in:
The hand
The ear
The throat
The eye
 
18. Where is Padre killed?
In his own bed
In a local dive bar
In his car
In his own church
 
19. Sartana kills an intruder using this fashion accessory:
A spiked necklace
A stiletto
A belt
A bra
 
20. "'Te dejo vivir' - that's Spanish for "I let you live" Machete shows a bit of mercy toward one of Booth's henchmen instead of killing him with this piece of landscaping equipment:
Lawn mower
Weedwacker
Hedge clippers
Pitchfork
 
21. The gig is up for McLaughlin, as pirated video incriminating him in the faked assassination attempt plays during:
His own press conference
An evening news telecast
A nationally broadcast football game
His re-election campaign advertisement
 
22. An infuriated McLaughlin shoots and kills:
Torrez
April
Booth
Sartana
 
23. During the big gunfight at the end of the movie, who shoot (but doesn't kill) McLaughlin?
Luz
Sartana
Machete
April
 
24. Yes, April shoots, but doesn't kill, the Senator, and does so while wearing clothing of a:
Schoolgirl
Nun
Policewoman
Biker
 
25. Very last thrust of the knife that kills Torrez is administered by:
Machete, naturally
McLaughlin
Torrez himself
Luz
 




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