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As the film opens, Machete's partner is killed as he and Machete attempt to thwart this type of crime:
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Drug deal
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Assassination
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Kidnapping
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Bombing
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2.
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Machete is surprisingly stabbed by:
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A small child
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A member of the clergy
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His boss
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The very woman he was trying to save
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3.
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Played by Michelle Rodriguez, Luz aka She operates out of:
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A churro cart
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A taco truck
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A laundromat
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A sports gambling establishment
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Agent Sartana Rivera (Jessica Alba) surveils Luz, suspected to operate an underground network known as:
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The People
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Freedom, Inc.
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The Underground
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The Network
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5.
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When we first meet him, the leader of the border vigilantes Von Jackson (Don Johnson) villainously shoots:
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A pregnant woman
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An elderly man
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A school-aged child
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An adorable kitten
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Don't ask us how Robert DeNiro got into this movie, but he plays John McLaughlin, who at the beginning of the movie:
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Is running for election for the first time
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Is running for re-election as nearly has the election sewn up
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Is running for re-election but sees support fading
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Is trying to be elected after previously having been impeached
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7.
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Michael Booth (Jeff Fahey) hires Machete to:
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Kill McLaughlin
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Stage an assassination of McLaughlin
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Protect McLaughlin
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Kill the assassin who is planning on killing McLaughlin. Or something like that
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8.
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Before he carries out the assassination, Machete gives money to:
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Luz
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The church
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Sartana
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A prostitute
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9.
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During the assassination, Machete is shot through the:
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Leg
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Hand
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Face
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Shoulder
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10.
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April (Lindsay Lohan) is the daughter of:
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McLaughlin
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Luz
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Booth
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Machete
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Machete makes his escape from the hospital largely by way of this body part (not his own):
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Spinal cord
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Arm
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Intestines
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Legs
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The official department for which Sartana Rivera works is:
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Homeland Security
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Drug Enforcement Agency
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement
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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
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13.
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While Machete and Padre watch video in the church incriminating the bad guys, the pair are:
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Praying
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Drinking tequila
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Smoking marijuana
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Getting it on with some lovely ladies
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Machete makes his way into Booth's house in the guise of a:
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Delivery person
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Garbage man
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Cable repairman
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Gardener
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Machete kidnaps Booth's wife and daughter - but not before making some salacious video with them - from this location:
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Booth's bedroom
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The pool
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The kitchen
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The guest house
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16.
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Machete don't:
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Call
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Email
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Text
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Leave a note
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17.
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The bastard Von Jackson shoots Luz in:
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The hand
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The ear
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The throat
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The eye
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18.
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Where is Padre killed?
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In his own bed
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In a local dive bar
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In his car
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In his own church
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19.
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Sartana kills an intruder using this fashion accessory:
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A spiked necklace
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A stiletto
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A belt
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A bra
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20.
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"'Te dejo vivir' - that's Spanish for "I let you live" Machete shows a bit of mercy toward one of Booth's henchmen instead of killing him with this piece of landscaping equipment:
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Lawn mower
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Weedwacker
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Hedge clippers
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Pitchfork
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21.
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The gig is up for McLaughlin, as pirated video incriminating him in the faked assassination attempt plays during:
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His own press conference
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An evening news telecast
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A nationally broadcast football game
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His re-election campaign advertisement
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22.
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An infuriated McLaughlin shoots and kills:
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Torrez
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April
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Booth
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Sartana
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23.
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During the big gunfight at the end of the movie, who shoot (but doesn't kill) McLaughlin?
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Luz
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Sartana
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Machete
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April
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24.
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Yes, April shoots, but doesn't kill, the Senator, and does so while wearing clothing of a:
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Schoolgirl
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Nun
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Policewoman
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Biker
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25.
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Very last thrust of the knife that kills Torrez is administered by:
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Machete, naturally
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McLaughlin
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Torrez himself
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Luz
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