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What is Jimmy MacElroy's costume at the 2002 World WinterSport Games?
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Ostrich
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Panda Bear
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Peacock
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Penguin
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2.
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To what song does Chazz Michael Michaels skate at the 2002 World WinterSport Games?
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Afternoon Delight
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Da Butt
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I Want Your Sex
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The Stroke
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3.
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What is the name of Chazz Michael Micheals' porn movie for which he wins an adult film award?
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Skates of Ass
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Take It Up the Chazz
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The Iceman Cometh
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The Blowing Edge
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4.
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When Chazz delivers a "perfect headbutt" on Jimmy, who really suffers?
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Darren MacElroy, whose fur coat is ruined and picks up some disgusting germs
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Scott Hamilton, who gets his toupee pulled off
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Spaetzle, who goes up in flames
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Stranz and Fairchild van Waldenberg, the pairs figure skating champions whose costumes are ruined
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5.
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Which of these is not an official for the National Skating Federation?
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Brian Boitano
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Dorothy Hamill
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Nancy Kerrigan
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Michelle Kwan
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6.
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Chazz's new job is working for which skating show?
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Disney on Ice Presents High School Musical
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Grublets on Ice
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Spongebob on Ice
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The Grumple
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7.
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Who comes up with the plan to get Jimmy skating in tournaments once more?
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Coach, his...coach
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Hector, his stalker
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Katie, you know that chick from The Office
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Chazz, you know that guy from those terrible deodorant commercials
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"You know, I'm not a violent person but..."
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"I would like to give them a hydrochloric acid enema."
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"I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats."
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"that doesn't mean I won't kill a guy and have sex with his corpse."
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"you are, Stranz. Be a dear and choke them both to death."
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9.
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Which hair care product does Chazz swear by?
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Aqua Net hairspray
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Budweiser Conditioner
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Mane n' Tail shampoo
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No More Tears shampoo
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10.
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Which of these are not used by Chazz and Jimmy to prove that "they're not the girl"?
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Bare-chested slip and slide on the ice
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A display of prominent chest hair
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A handstand
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Walking barefoot on the ice
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11.
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Chazz not only suggests a song for their routine, but goes on to perform it. What is the performance?
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Baby Got Back
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I Touch Myself
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Milkshake
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My Humps
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12.
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What is the title of the first routine performed by Chazz and Jimmy, to the tune of Don't Wanna Miss a Thing?
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Fire and Ice
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It's Raining Men
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In the Navy
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Two Hot Dogs, One Bun
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13.
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There's something of a downside to Coach's signature move, the Iron Lotus. What is it?
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A groin shot is unavoidable
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Historically, in male/female teams, pregnancy occurs
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One of the skaters gets decapitated
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Some cupping - or groping, really - is required
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What is the principal food consumed during Katie and Jimmy's first date?
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Happy Meals
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Hot dogs
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Sno-cones
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Sushi
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15.
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What happens after the following line of dialogue?
"My brother and sister blamed me for their death and they forced me to work for them, like a slave."
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Chazz whispers from the bush, "Grab her boobies now!"
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Jimmy and Katie kiss
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Katie dumps a sno-cone on Jimmy's head
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Katie runs away, crying
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16.
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Chazz is a member of what addiction recovery group?
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Alcoholics Anonymous
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Friends of the Green Fairy
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Sex Addicts Anonymous
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You'll Never Catch the Dragon
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17.
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Who has a cameo as the group leader of Sex Addicts Anonymous?
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Luke Wilson
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Owen Wilson
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Steve Carell
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Vince Vaughn
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18.
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Chazz states that if he went to a Halloween party, he would go dressed as what?
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Batman
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Dean Martin
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Frank Sinatra
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Robin
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19.
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Who is the mascot of the World Wintersport Games XX?
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Ciggy
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Snowflake
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Spaetzle
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Springy
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20.
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When Chazz gets into a cab to go to the World Wintersport Games, who is his driver?
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Fairchild
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Katie
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Nancy Kerrigan
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Stranz
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21.
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What are Stranz and Fairchild's costumes for the competition?
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Batman and Robin
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Elvis and Priscilla Presley
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Ike and Tina Turner
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Marilyn Monroe and JFK
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22.
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Chazz and Stranz have the slowest chase scene in movie history. What slows them down?
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They're both carrying their luggage
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They're both in Snowflake costumes
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They're handcuffed to one another
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They're wearing ice skates - but not on the ice
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23.
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Who gets an arrow through the head?
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A Canadian mountie played by Andy Richter
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Scott Hamilton
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Snowflake
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Spaetzle
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24.
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Who catches Chazz's jock strap?
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Katarina Witt
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Michelle Kwan
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Sacha Baron Cohen
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Sasha Cohen
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25.
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Which of these is *not* a tattoo representing a chapter in Chazz's life?
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A flaming yin-yang representing Michelle Kwan
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A genie in a bottle, representing Christina Aguilera
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A woman riding a horse, representing Oksana Baiul
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A tattoo of Jimmy, representing Jimmy
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