| 1. | There's a problem with King Robert's armor. You see: | ||
| It's missing | |||
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He's too fat for it | ||
| It's marked with the Lannister lion. Oops | |||
| It's rusty to the point of breaking | |||
| 2. | Let's joust! The Mountain rides in a contest against this fellow: | ||
| The Hound | |||
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Loras Tyrell | ||
| Joffrey | |||
| Lancel Lannister | |||
| 3. | The joust does not go well for The Mountain, as he is unseated. It also does not go well for this entity, who is beheaded soon after: | ||
| Ser Loras's horse | |||
| The Mountain's squire | |||
| The tournament official | |||
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The Mountain's horse | ||
| 4. | Who steps in just in the nick of time to The Mountain from killing the victorious Loras? | ||
| Ned Stark | |||
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The Hound | ||
| Renly Baratheon | |||
| King Robert | |||
| 5. | Out on the road, Catelyn and her party, including the captured Tyrion, are set upon by: | ||
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Hilltribesmen | ||
| Lannister bannermen | |||
| White Walkers | |||
| Raiders loyal to the Greyjoys | |||
| 6. | During lessons with Maester Luwin, Bran sulks that: | ||
| He is not yet the master of Winterfell | |||
| He has not yet made his first kill | |||
| His younger son Rickon makes fun of his disability | |||
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His mother left him | ||
| 7. | The wench Ros mocks this man, saying that he comes up short when compared to the lovemaking skill of Tyrion: | ||
| Robb Stark | |||
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Theon Greyjoy | ||
| Jon Snow | |||
| Littlefinger | |||
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| Renly Baratheon | |||
| Littlefinger | |||
| Grand Maester Pycell | |||
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Varys | ||
| 9. | We learn more about the death of Jon Arryn, as Ned is told that the previous Hand was done in by a poison called "The Tears of ________": | ||
| The Vale | |||
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Lys | ||
| The Lion | |||
| Braavos | |||
| 10. | Who overhears Varys and Magister Illyrio Mopatis forecasting an imminent war? | ||
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Arya | ||
| Ned | |||
| Renly | |||
| Sansa | |||
| 11. | Small Council has a tumultuous meeting with King Robert, during which this hot topic is discussed: | ||
| The Nights Watch is threatening to leave the wall | |||
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Daenerys is pregnant | ||
| The kingdom is bankrupt | |||
| Robert wants to make an alliance with House Tyrell | |||
| 12. | When Ned learns that Robert is intent on killing Daenerys, his response is to: | ||
| Improvise a plan on how to carry out the assassination | |||
| Acknowledge begrudgingly it must be done | |||
| Persuade Robert to spare Daenerys | |||
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Quit his position as Hand | ||
| 13. | Catelyn arrives at The Vale, and we meet here whackadoodle sister Lysa. See, the odd thing is that: | ||
| She eats a plate of raw animal entrails | |||
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She breastfeeds her grown son in front of her visitors | ||
| She is pulling feathers off a live crow | |||
| She is flaying a man in the throne room | |||
| 14. | During what has to be the longest conversation in the series between Cersei and Robert, we learn this about the couple: | ||
| They never consummated the marriage | |||
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They lost their first-born son | ||
| They are planning a trip across the narrow sea | |||
| They both wanted Jon Arryn dead | |||
| 15. | From where does Ned emerge before before Jamie and his men attack? | ||
| The throne room | |||
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Littlefinger's brothel | ||
| An armory | |||
| The Small Council chambers | |||