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"PUNY GOD!!!"
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The Avengers
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Chronicle
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Joyful Noise
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The Cabin in the Woods
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"It's called the apex predator, right? And basically what this is, is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? And as human beings, we're considered the apex predator but only because smaller animals can't feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right?"
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Chronicle
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Prometheus
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The Raven
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Think Like a Man
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"Why are you so interested in trees anyway? Why aren't you like other kids? Breakdancing and wearing bellbottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs?"
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Beasts of the Southern Wild
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Brave
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Dr. Seuss' The Lorax
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That's My Boy
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"Zodanga is winning the war. But I say let red men kill red men until only Tharks remain."
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The Amazing Spider-Man
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John Carter
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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
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Savages
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"When things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish."
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Chasing Mavericks
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
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Here Comes the Boom
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Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
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6.
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"Stage 1- The Giggles
Stage 2- Trippin Major Ballsack
Stage 3- Over Confidence
Stage 4- F**k Yeah Mother F**ker
Stage 5- Asleepyness"
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21 Jump Street
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Project X
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Silver Linings Playbook
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This is 40
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"Yes, you had "Zombies." But this is "Zombie Redneck Torture Family." Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal."
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The Cabin in the Woods
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Chernobyl Diaries
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Dark Shadows
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Resident Evil: Retribution
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"Where to? DAMN! Look how small your skirt is!"
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American Reunion
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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
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Think Like a Man
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Wanderlust
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"We're partners, twenty-five years from now you're going to recruit me. And 14 years after, the guy you didn't let me kill at Coney Island, he escapes from prison, and jumps back in the past and unleashes a full-scale invasion of Earth."
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The Dictator
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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
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Men in Black 3
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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
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"NO! I said...what kind of bird are YOU?"
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Cloud Atlas
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
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Moonrise Kingdom
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Rise of the Guardians
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"Circus afro, circus afro! Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot afro!"
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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists
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This Means War
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The Three Stooges
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"If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind."
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Battleship
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John Carter
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Lockout
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Prometheus
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"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke...Must bring your own weapons... I have only done this once before."
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Haywire
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Men in Black 3
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The Raid: Redemption
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Safety Not Guaranteed
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"This man spews out three things: sex, hateful music and... [dramatic pause] SEX!"
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The Devil Inside
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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
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Rock of Ages
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What to Expect When You're Expecting
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15.
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"A bow, Fergus? She's a *lady*!"
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The Avengers
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Brave
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Haywire
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The Hunger Games
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"This here is an Auroch, a *fierce* creature."
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Beasts of the Southern Wild
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The Grey
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The Hunger Games
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Snow White and the Huntsman
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"You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?"
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The Amazing Spider-Man
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The Avengers
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Captain America: The First Avenger
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The Dark Knight Rises
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"Fact is, the law says you cannot touch. But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight!"
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21 Jump Street
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The Campaign
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Magic Mike
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The Watch
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"When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words..."
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Flight
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Hotel Transylvania
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ParaNorman
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Ted
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"I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!"
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Cloud Atlas
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The Hunger Games
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Life of Pi
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Silver Linings Playbook
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