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What are Simon and Kaylee admiring at the beginning of the episode?
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An antique laser pistol
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A cow fetus
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Inara's massage technique
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Jayne's swinging cod
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Simon points out that all of the women in his life other than Kaylee are all of the following except
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Closely related to me
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Expensive
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Married
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Professional
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3.
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Inara compares the Lassiter antique laser pistol they've stolen to what?
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Elvis Presley
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A folio of Shakespeare's plays
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The Mona Lisa
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Serenity, only worth something
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4.
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How does River describe her potential meal?
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A little too cow-fetus-y
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Not even fit for a reaver
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Problematic
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Where's the beef?
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5.
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What does Jayne's mother send him to keep him warm in his travels?
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A knit hat
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A sweater
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A quilt
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A nudie magazine
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6.
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What is in the large package they pick up at port?
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The crate that originally held River
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A dead guy
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Medicine
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Shepherd Book's prayer pedestal
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7.
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What saves Private Tracey while he is trying to open his can of food?
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The bad guy steps on a landmine
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Mal shoots the bad guy in the back
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Nothing. That's why Private Tracy is a dead guy.
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Zoe cuts the bad guy's throat
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8.
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Lieutenant Womack, the charming bloke chasing the Firefly crew in this episode, has a disturbing chat with the postmaster. Which of these threats does he not make during the conversation?
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Being burned to death
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Being raped
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Being in prison
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Being thrown out the space lock
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As happens every episode, River creeps out the crew. What did she do this time?
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Forgets to wear clothing while she's dancing
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Hugs Jayne
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Slashes Jayne's shirt
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Snuggles on top of the coffin
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10.
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What prank did Tracey pull on his colonel?
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Cut off his mustache
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Replaced his bullets with rocks
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Shaved half his hair off while he was asleep
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Stole his official garb and replaced it with a lovely red dress
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11.
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When Simon carves the body, what does he find?
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Gold
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A key to a locker
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A recorded message for Mal and Zoe
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A patient who is actually alive
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Upon awakening, what does Tracey notice about his current state?
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He doesn't remember the tattoo on his back shoulder
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He's experiencing shrinkage
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He's naked
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He's unusually pale and cold
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Tracey is transporting illegal goods. What are they?
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Bobble-head geisha dolls
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Drugs
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Embryos
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Internal organs
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14.
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There are three gunshot wounds in this episode. Who receives each one?
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Wash, Jayne and Tracey
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Wash, Mal and Tracey
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Wash, Tracey, and Tracey again
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Wash, Zoe and Tracey
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15.
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Shepherd Book figures out Womack's dirty little secret. What is it?
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He's out of his jurisdiction
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He's no longer working for the government
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He's the one who needs the internal organ
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His twin brother is actually the policeman
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