| 1. | Generic Wayans Brothers Spoof | ||
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A Haunted House | ||
| John Dies at the End | |||
| Movie 43 | |||
| All of Them | |||
| 2. | Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in Sexy Prohibition Costuming | ||
| Crazy, Stupid, Love. | |||
| Easy A | |||
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Gangster Squad | ||
| The Ides of March | |||
| 3. | Grimm Fairy Tale Equals Lousy Attempt to Create Action Franchise | ||
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Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters | ||
| Jack the Giant Slayer | |||
| Olympus Has Fallen | |||
| Oz the Great and Powerful | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Hansel and Gretel is the only actual Grimm Fairy Tale of the bunch. |
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| 4. | Mark Wahlberg and Russell Crowe Are Fighting But Nobody Knows Why | ||
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Broken City | ||
| The Departed | |||
| Gladiator | |||
| Stand Up Guys | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Broken City begs the question: in a fair fight, who do you bet on between Wahlberg and Crowe? |
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| 5. | My Feral Nieces Scare the Crap Outta Me | ||
| Dark Skies | |||
| The Last Exorcism Part II | |||
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Mama | ||
| Snitch | |||
| 6. | From Governator to Sheriff, Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Unpopular in All Political Settings | ||
| Bullet to the Head | |||
| Dead Man Down | |||
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The Last Stand | ||
| Snitch | |||
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By way of explanation.....
The Last Stand grossed $12 million domestically against a $30 million budget. It's no wonder the state of California is broke. |
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| 7. | Generic Jason Statham Movie Co-Starring Jennifer Lopez | ||
| The Call | |||
| The Host | |||
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Parker | ||
| Tyler Perry Presents Peeples | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Jason Statham in a Tyler Perry movie is an idea whose time has come. |
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| 8. | So Many Great Actors in Such a Terrible Looking Movie | ||
| Buried | |||
| The Godfather | |||
| The Godfather Part II | |||
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Movie 43 | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Okay, we made this one easy on you because that description could fit a *lot* of movies. |
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| 9. | Stallone's Attempt to Demonstrate More Relevance Than Schwarzenegger | ||
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Bullet to the Head | ||
| The Host | |||
| The Last Stand | |||
| Parker | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Can you believe these two are still getting work as lead actors? People from the '80s who came out of a coma in 2013 would feel right at home at the movies. |
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| 10. | Necrophilia, Only Funny and Oddly Romantic | ||
| Before Midnight | |||
| Brazil | |||
| The Great Gatsby | |||
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Warm Bodies | ||
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By way of explanation.....
If you've never seen Brazil, I swear that reference is fitting. |
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| 11. | Jason Bateman vs. Melissa McCarthy | ||
| The Change-Up | |||
| The Heat | |||
| Horrible Bosses | |||
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Identity Thief | ||
| 12. | Big Pharma Is the Problem, Signed Steven Soderbergh | ||
| Byzantium | |||
| Frances Ha | |||
| Mud | |||
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Side Effects | ||
| 13. | Bruce Willis' Lousy Russian Vacation | ||
| G. I. Joe: Retaliation | |||
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A Good Day to Die Hard | ||
| Red 2 | |||
| Stand Up Guys | |||
| 14. | White Trash Witch Is No Bella Swan | ||
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Beautiful Creatures | ||
| Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters | |||
| Mama | |||
| The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 | |||
| 15. | Generic Nicholas Sparks Adaptation 2013 Version | ||
| Beautiful Creatures | |||
| Kiss of the Damned | |||
| Not Even Trying | |||
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Safe Haven | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Not Even Trying would be the most honest title possible. For that matter, so is Kiss of the Damned. |
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| 16. | Aliens Want off This Planet | ||
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Escape from Planet Earth | ||
| Green Lantern | |||
| Star Trek Into Darkness | |||
| Turbo | |||
| 17. | Targeted to Kids Under 18 | ||
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21 & Over | ||
| The Great Gatsby | |||
| The Hangover Part III | |||
| The Purge | |||
| 18. | The Rock Deals Drugs Sans Mark Wahlberg | ||
| Fast & Furious 6 | |||
| The Internship | |||
| Pain & Gain | |||
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Snitch | ||
| 19. | The Rock Deals Drugs with Mark Wahlberg | ||
| Fast & Furious 6 | |||
| The Intern | |||
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Pain & Gain | ||
| Snitch | |||
| 20. | John Dies at the End | ||
| Bullet to the Head | |||
| Epic | |||
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John Dies at the End | ||
| Much Ado about Nothing | |||