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| 1. | Who is the first person to draw blood by striking Leonidas? | ||
| Ephialtes | |||
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His father | ||
| Queen Gorgo | |||
| Xerxes | |||
| 2. | The boy who would become a great warrior is taken away from his family for battle training at what age? | ||
| 4 | |||
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7 | ||
| 10 | |||
| 12 | |||
| 3. | the boy, Leonidas, has to kill someone/something to prove his prowess as a warrior. What is it? | ||
| His brother | |||
| His father | |||
| His mother | |||
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A wolf | ||
| 4. | Who is the narrator of 300? | ||
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Dilios | ||
| Ephialtes | |||
| Queen Gorgo | |||
| Theron | |||
| 5. | "Only Spartan women..." | ||
| can seduce any man. | |||
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Give birth to real men. | ||
| Know a sissy when they see one, Persian. | |||
| Put out before the third date. | |||
| 6. | Why do the Ephors deny Leonidas' request? | ||
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They accept a bribe from the Persians. | ||
| They accept a bribe from Theron. | |||
| They fear the Oracle Girl will leave them if they do. | |||
| They want the Oracle Girl replaced by Gorgo. | |||
| 7. | What does Stelios seek in the coming battle? | ||
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An adversary who could offer a beautiful death. | ||
| Blood. | |||
| Enough heads to complete his collection. | |||
| Further proof that Sparta is Zeus' favored child. | |||
| 8. | A calamity befalls the emissary to the ruler of all the world. What is it? | ||
| Gorgo unmans him. | |||
| Leonidas "introduces" himself in his own special way. | |||
| Stelios beheads him. | |||
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Stelios cuts off his whipping arm. | ||
| 9. | "By noon this day, you will be dead men. A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun." | ||
| "I love a good eclipse." | |||
| "Our phalanx will be our umbrella." | |||
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"Then we will fight in the shade." | ||
| "You threaten with arrows. I threaten with curved steel." | |||
| 10. | Who knows of a route through the hills? | ||
| Captain | |||
| Dilios | |||
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Ephialties | ||
| Stelios | |||
| 11. | What does Leonidas inform Ephialties he cannot participate in the coming battle? | ||
| He cannot hold formation due to his hunchback. | |||
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He cannot properly hold a shield in phalanx formation. | ||
| He cannot properly wield a sword. | |||
| He is just too damned ugly to look at...like Parker Posey. | |||
| 12. | In what chronological order do the first three Persian attacks occur? | ||
| Arrow onslaught, infantry, cavalry | |||
| Cavalry, infantry, arrow onslaught | |||
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Infantry, arrow onslaught, cavalry | ||
| Cavalry, arrow onslaught, weird looking armor clad, horned beast thingy | |||
| 13. | What does Captain do immediately after Leonidas says, "There's no reason we can't be civil."? | ||
| He beheads a guy. | |||
| He eats an apple then sticks the core in a skull. | |||
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He spears a guy (not like that, pervert). | ||
| He winks then goes back to torturing Xerxes' messenger. | |||
| 14. | Xerxes has a unique look, to say the least. What color is his hair? | ||
| Cerulean blue | |||
| Kind of a mauve | |||
| Pink | |||
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Xerxes is as bald as a porn star's privates. | ||
| 15. | What position does the Yao Ming-sized, self-proclaimed God-King of Persia offer | ||
| Emperor of all Greece | |||
| King of Yesterday | |||
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Warlord of all Greece | ||
| Reverse cowgirl with any nubile slave girl of his choice | |||
| 16. | What is the God-King's fatal flaw, according to the narrator? | ||
| Fear | |||
| His ginormous nose piercing has grown infected. | |||
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Hubris | ||
| Utter lack of fashion sense | |||
| 17. | The Persian Guardian Elite unleash a monster upon Leonidas. How does the Spartan king kill the heavily scarred, presumed immortal uber-elite? | ||
| Kicks him in the jimmy, stabs him through the neck | |||
| Kicks him in the jimmy, bites his ear Tyson-style then stabs him through the mouth. | |||
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Stabs him in the eye, beheads him before he can recover | ||
| Spears him through the chest, beheads him for good measure | |||
| 18. | How does King Xerxes discipline his generals? | ||
| He throws them off the cliff. | |||
| His slaves serve them as his dinner that night. | |||
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Some fat guy with blades for arms beheads them. | ||
| It involves clothespins, barbed wire, olive oil, and grunting. | |||
| 19. | What fate befalls the battle elephants? | ||
| Their hides make fine material for the Spartans' new shields. | |||
| Their tusks become the finest drinking tankards in all of Greece. | |||
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They slip off the cliffs to their doom. | ||
| Bart Simpson adopts them all and names each one Stampy. | |||
| 20. | Who is the Spartan traitor? | ||
| Astinos | |||
| Captain | |||
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Ephialties | ||
| Stelios | |||
| 21. | What does Leonidas state is Spartan Law? | ||
| Anyone who defeats me in combat rules Sparta. | |||
| Everybody fights, nobody quits. | |||
| Glory comes through bloodshed and tears. | |||
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No retreat, no surrender. | ||
| 22. | What does Theron demand of Gorgo before agreeing to help her with the Spartan council? | ||
| She must cede her firstborn son to him. | |||
| She must divorce Leonidas. | |||
| She must leave Sparta. | |||
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She must submit to him sexually. | ||
| 23. | Who is assigned the task of delivering the final message to the council? | ||
| Captain | |||
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Dilios | ||
| Gorgo | |||
| Theron | |||
| 24. | Rather than honor his promise to Gorgo, Theron betrays her by accusing her of what? (Like it's surprising a guy would lie to get sex.) | ||
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Adultery | ||
| Female foolishness and drivel | |||
| Hubris | |||
| Treason | |||
| 25. | When Dilios returns to wage war against the Persians, how many Spartan warriors does he bring to avenge the 300? | ||
| 300 | |||
| 1,000 | |||
| 5,000 | |||
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10,000 | ||
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