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The episode opens with Jerry posing a hypothetical to George: George is kidnapped by aliens.....would he rather be put in the aliens' circus or zoo? George chooses zoo. Why?
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He'd be better fed at the zoo
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Higher probability of escape from the zoo
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It would let him set his own schedule
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He's tired of getting peanuts chucked at him
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George shows Jerry and Kramer the best _______ in midtown:
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Deli
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Bathroom
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Library
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Coffee shop
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Elaine is meeting with Kevin at the Bizarro Coffee Shop, which is called:
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Reggie's
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Eddie's
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Mickey's
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Ralph's
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4.
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Kramer is unwittingly launched into his business career as he is pulled into meeting while demonstrating how to fix a:
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Water cooler
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Rotary phone
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Staple gun
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Copy machine
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5.
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Kevin takes Elaine to a museum of:
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Comic books
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Miniatures
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Hot chocolate
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Antique cars
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6.
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Jerry dates a beautiful woman named Gillian in this episode. Gillian is inscribed into Seinfeld lore because of her unusual physical feature: "She had _________ hands."
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Man
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Hook
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Sticky
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Tiny
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Kramer brings Jerry up to speed on his arrival in the workplace, telling Jerry: "I don't know if you've notice but lately I've been:"
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Wasting a lot of time here in your apartment
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Drifting aimlessly
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Not realizing my full potential
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Completely without anything to do
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8.
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Kramer tells Jerry his responsibility at his new firm Brandt/Leland is:
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Kicking ass and/or taking names
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Breaking the glass ceiling
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TCB
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Automation, innovation and extrapolation
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9.
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So, what is in Kramer's briefcase?
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A pillow
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Crackers
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Army men
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Pixie sticks
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Elaine, telling Jerry that she's defecting to Kevin's group: "I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over _________ of every single daily event."
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every single result
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every mind-numbing facet
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the excruciating minutia
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the tedious detail
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By showing a woman a photo of Gillian, George is whisked away to a nightclub full of gorgeous models...a nightclub that he really thought was a:
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Lumber yard
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Driving school
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Dockworkers' union office
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Meat-packing plant
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12.
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Jerry makes a wish (which doesn't come true) on a/n:
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Eyelash
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Falling star
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Clover
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Wishbone
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Jerry is somewhat repulsed during dinner when Gillian manhandles this foodstuff:
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Pecans
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Lobster
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Breadsticks
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Crab
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Jerry states that dating Gillian is like dating:
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The Iron Sheik
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Andre the Giant
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Bruno Sammartino
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George "The Animal" Steele
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George breaks up with the model who showed him the forbidden city while he goes for a look inspired by:
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Jon Lovitz
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Dennis Franz
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Danny DeVito
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Homer Simpson
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What destroys George's photo of Gillian, his key into the forbidden city?
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A dog
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Elaine
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A paper shredder
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A hair dryer
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Jerry prepared (well, ordered in) dinner for Kramer, who ruined things by working late. What was the meal to have been?
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Chinese food
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Burritos
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Spaghetti and meatballs
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Chicken
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Old Man Leland, as he's giving Kramer the boot: "It's almost as if you have no _________ at all."
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Formal education
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Business training
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Professional acumen
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Common sense
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19.
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What is the name of Bizarro Newman?
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Fargas
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Jonesey
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Camillo
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Reinhardt
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20.
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Eating olives and shoving Kevin gets Elaine shunned from the group, which is too bad, because Feldman scores tickets to:
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Mamma Mia!
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The Yankees game
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Fashion Week
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The Bolshoi
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