| 1. | While Robb Stark is beyond caring at this point, what fate has befallen him? | ||
| He's been forced to marry an ugly Frey daughter | |||
| He's been placed in a compromising position with his wife's corpse | |||
| He's been unceremoniously tossed into the river | |||
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His head has been replaced with his wolf's | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Yikes. |
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| 2. | What does Sansa suggest that she and Tyrion should do to Desmond Crakehall to get revenge for his laughing at them? | ||
| Force him to become court jester | |||
| Hand him over to Joffrey and his crossbow | |||
| Have his head shaved | |||
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"Sheep shift" his bed | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Sansa also thinks "shift is a vulgar word |
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| 3. | The little monster Joffrey is particularly happy at the meeting of the Small Council. Why? | ||
| It's his birthday. | |||
| Littlefinger has sent him an especially pleasing whore. | |||
| The new crossbows are here! | |||
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Robb Stark and Catelyn Stark are dead. | ||
| 4. | Joffrey's jubilant mood takes a turn when this person threatens to kill him. | ||
| Grand Maester Pycelle | |||
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Lord Tyrion | ||
| Lord Tywin | |||
| Lord Varys | |||
| 5. | When Tyrion accuses his father of never having cared about anything but his own interests, what horrible thing does Tywin reveal? | ||
| He killed his own wife/Tyrion's mother to save them all. | |||
| He killed the Targaryen infants for the good of the realm | |||
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He nearly drowned Tyrion when The Imp was born. | ||
| He plans to marry Lady Olenna Tyrell to further unite the families | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Tywin is a d!ck. |
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| 6. | In Bran's story, why did the gods turn the cook at the Nightfort into a white rat? | ||
| For breaking the vows of the Night's Watch | |||
| For killing the son of a king | |||
| For rising up against the dragons of the Targaryens | |||
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For the unforgivable crime of killing a guest beneath his roof | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Hmm...this feels familiar. |
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| 7. | Who has been named The Warden of the North? | ||
| Balon Greyjoy | |||
| Ramsay Snow | |||
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Roose Bolton | ||
| Walder Frey | |||
| 8. | Some weird dude has been tormenting Theon Greyjoy for the bulk of the season, and we finally learn his identity. Who is it? | ||
| Edric Storm (one of Robert Baratheon's many bastards) | |||
| Kelvin Stark (Robb's distant cousin) | |||
| Euron Greyjoy (Theon's never-seen uncle) | |||
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Ramsay Snow (Roose Bolton's bastard son) | ||
| 9. | Ramsay Snow tells Theon that he no longer looks like a Greyjoy and will have to take a new name. What is the name Ramsay bestows upon Theon? | ||
| Kevin | |||
| Meat | |||
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Reek | ||
| Stink | |||
| 10. | Who do Bran and his companions encounter at the Nightfort? | ||
| Arya Stark and The Hound | |||
| Jon Snow | |||
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Sam Tarly, Gilly (and Gilly's baby) | ||
| Ygritte | |||
| 11. | Balon Greyjoy receives a package in the mail. What is inside it? | ||
| A kraken egg | |||
| Theon's fingers | |||
| Theon's head | |||
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Theon's penis | ||
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By way of explanation.....
We don't love Theon, but Ramsay fits both definitions of bastard. |
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| 12. | Who offers Shae a bag of diamonds to leave King's Landing and go back across the Narrow Sea? | ||
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Lord Varys | ||
| Sansa | |||
| Tyrion | |||
| Tywin | |||
| 13. | Where does Arya get the knife that she uses to kill a man (for the very first time)? | ||
| Her sword teacher, Syrio, gave it to her | |||
| Jon Snow gave it to her before he went to The Wall | |||
| She takes it from one of the Frey bannermen | |||
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She takes it from The Hound | ||
| 14. | What does Ygritte do after Jon Snow tells her he loves her? | ||
| Kicks him in the jimmy | |||
| Runs to him and jumps on the back of his horse | |||
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Shoots him with an arrow | ||
| Turns around and leaves | |||
| 15. | What does Maester Aemon instruct Sam to do? | ||
| Cook his dinner | |||
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Feed all 44 ravens and make sure they're ready to fly with the message that The Wall (and Westeros) is in grave danger | ||
| Go out and find Jon Snow | |||
| Take Gilly back to the other side of the wall | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Finally someone seems to recognize where the real danger is. |
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| 16. | Why are the bells ringing at Storm's End? | ||
| Because a brand new smoke baby is born | |||
| Because Stannis's wife has died | |||
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Because the usurper Robb Stark is dead | ||
| To warn people of the impending arrival of pirates | |||
| 17. | How does Ser Davos save Gendry from being killed by Lady Melisandre and Stannis? | ||
| He hides him in Shireen Baratheon's room | |||
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He puts him in a boat and tells him to row until he reaches King's Landing | ||
| He sends him to join the Night's Watch | |||
| He tells them that the boy died of a strange contagious disease | |||
| 18. | When Jaime arrives back in King's Landing, who is the first person he goes to see? | ||
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Cersei | ||
| Joffrey | |||
| Tyrion | |||
| Tywin | |||
| 19. | Why does Stannis allow Ser Davos to live? | ||
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Davos gives him the note about the danger at The Wall and Stannis and Lady Melisandre decide that is more important than the war of the five kings | ||
| Gendry returns and takes the place of Davos | |||
| Stannis decides that after cutting off Davos's fingers and the death of Davos's son, the Onion Knight has suffered enough | |||
| Stannis's daughter, Shireen, runs into the room and begs her father to show Davos mercy | |||
| 20. | The people of Meereen call Daenerys Targaryen "Mhysa." What does that word mean? | ||
| Dragon | |||
| Goddess | |||
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Mother | ||
| Queen | |||