1. | While Robb Stark is beyond caring at this point, what fate has befallen him? | ||
He's been forced to marry an ugly Frey daughter | |||
He's been placed in a compromising position with his wife's corpse | |||
He's been unceremoniously tossed into the river | |||
His head has been replaced with his wolf's | |||
By way of explanation.....
Yikes. |
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2. | What does Sansa suggest that she and Tyrion should do to Desmond Crakehall to get revenge for his laughing at them? | ||
Force him to become court jester | |||
Hand him over to Joffrey and his crossbow | |||
Have his head shaved | |||
"Sheep shift" his bed | |||
By way of explanation.....
Sansa also thinks "shift is a vulgar word |
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3. | The little monster Joffrey is particularly happy at the meeting of the Small Council. Why? | ||
It's his birthday. | |||
Littlefinger has sent him an especially pleasing whore. | |||
The new crossbows are here! | |||
Robb Stark and Catelyn Stark are dead. | |||
4. | Joffrey's jubilant mood takes a turn when this person threatens to kill him. | ||
Grand Maester Pycelle | |||
Lord Tyrion | |||
Lord Tywin | |||
Lord Varys | |||
5. | When Tyrion accuses his father of never having cared about anything but his own interests, what horrible thing does Tywin reveal? | ||
He killed his own wife/Tyrion's mother to save them all. | |||
He killed the Targaryen infants for the good of the realm | |||
He nearly drowned Tyrion when The Imp was born. | |||
He plans to marry Lady Olenna Tyrell to further unite the families | |||
By way of explanation.....
Tywin is a d!ck. |
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6. | In Bran's story, why did the gods turn the cook at the Nightfort into a white rat? | ||
For breaking the vows of the Night's Watch | |||
For killing the son of a king | |||
For rising up against the dragons of the Targaryens | |||
For the unforgivable crime of killing a guest beneath his roof | |||
By way of explanation.....
Hmm...this feels familiar. |
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7. | Who has been named The Warden of the North? | ||
Balon Greyjoy | |||
Ramsay Snow | |||
Roose Bolton | |||
Walder Frey | |||
8. | Some weird dude has been tormenting Theon Greyjoy for the bulk of the season, and we finally learn his identity. Who is it? | ||
Edric Storm (one of Robert Baratheon's many bastards) | |||
Kelvin Stark (Robb's distant cousin) | |||
Euron Greyjoy (Theon's never-seen uncle) | |||
Ramsay Snow (Roose Bolton's bastard son) | |||
9. | Ramsay Snow tells Theon that he no longer looks like a Greyjoy and will have to take a new name. What is the name Ramsay bestows upon Theon? | ||
Kevin | |||
Meat | |||
Reek | |||
Stink | |||
10. | Who do Bran and his companions encounter at the Nightfort? | ||
Arya Stark and The Hound | |||
Jon Snow | |||
Sam Tarly, Gilly (and Gilly's baby) | |||
Ygritte | |||
11. | Balon Greyjoy receives a package in the mail. What is inside it? | ||
A kraken egg | |||
Theon's fingers | |||
Theon's head | |||
Theon's penis | |||
By way of explanation.....
We don't love Theon, but Ramsay fits both definitions of bastard. |
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12. | Who offers Shae a bag of diamonds to leave King's Landing and go back across the Narrow Sea? | ||
Lord Varys | |||
Sansa | |||
Tyrion | |||
Tywin | |||
13. | Where does Arya get the knife that she uses to kill a man (for the very first time)? | ||
Her sword teacher, Syrio, gave it to her | |||
Jon Snow gave it to her before he went to The Wall | |||
She takes it from one of the Frey bannermen | |||
She takes it from The Hound | |||
14. | What does Ygritte do after Jon Snow tells her he loves her? | ||
Kicks him in the jimmy | |||
Runs to him and jumps on the back of his horse | |||
Shoots him with an arrow | |||
Turns around and leaves | |||
15. | What does Maester Aemon instruct Sam to do? | ||
Cook his dinner | |||
Feed all 44 ravens and make sure they're ready to fly with the message that The Wall (and Westeros) is in grave danger | |||
Go out and find Jon Snow | |||
Take Gilly back to the other side of the wall | |||
By way of explanation.....
Finally someone seems to recognize where the real danger is. |
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16. | Why are the bells ringing at Storm's End? | ||
Because a brand new smoke baby is born | |||
Because Stannis's wife has died | |||
Because the usurper Robb Stark is dead | |||
To warn people of the impending arrival of pirates | |||
17. | How does Ser Davos save Gendry from being killed by Lady Melisandre and Stannis? | ||
He hides him in Shireen Baratheon's room | |||
He puts him in a boat and tells him to row until he reaches King's Landing | |||
He sends him to join the Night's Watch | |||
He tells them that the boy died of a strange contagious disease | |||
18. | When Jaime arrives back in King's Landing, who is the first person he goes to see? | ||
Cersei | |||
Joffrey | |||
Tyrion | |||
Tywin | |||
19. | Why does Stannis allow Ser Davos to live? | ||
Davos gives him the note about the danger at The Wall and Stannis and Lady Melisandre decide that is more important than the war of the five kings | |||
Gendry returns and takes the place of Davos | |||
Stannis decides that after cutting off Davos's fingers and the death of Davos's son, the Onion Knight has suffered enough | |||
Stannis's daughter, Shireen, runs into the room and begs her father to show Davos mercy | |||
20. | The people of Meereen call Daenerys Targaryen "Mhysa." What does that word mean? | ||
Dragon | |||
Goddess | |||
Mother | |||
Queen | |||