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Napoleon is asked to give a oral report on currant events. Who does he consider to be one of our allies who needs protection?
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The Loch Ness monster
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The Abominable Snowman
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Space aliens
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Bigfoot
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Throughout the film we see Napoleon playing a game alone, asking others if they wanna play him. What is Napoleon playing?
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Tic tac toe
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Checkers
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Tetherball
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T-ball
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3.
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According to Napoleon, he spent last summer hunting ______ with a fricking 12 gauge.
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Wild boars
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Grizzly bears
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Mountain lions
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Wolverines
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4.
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According to Napoleon, a butt-load of gangs at his school want him to join. What special skill does Napoleon attribute the reason for this?
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He's black belt in tae kwon do
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He's good with a bowstaff
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His special training with nunchucks
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His ninja speed and stamina
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5.
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Kip has been busy all day chatting with hot babes online. Besides, he's been working at training to be a _____.
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Kick boxer
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Chippendale
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Weight lifter
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Cage fighter
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"Tina you fat lard, come and get some dinner!" What is Tina?
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A llama
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A cow
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A goat
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A pig
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7.
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Deb comes by Napoleon's house, not only trying to sell glamour shots but also _____ she made.
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Necklaces
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Key chains
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Cookies
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Pot holders
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Pedro knows the best way to ask a girl out on a date: build her a _____.
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Sculpture
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Block tower
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Cake
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Hat
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Napoleon is in club with all the popular girls. What kind of club is it?
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Cooking
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Sewing
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Craft
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Sign language
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For some nasty inexplicable reason, a guy sitting next to Napoleon in class wants to eat _____ out of Napoleon's pants pockets.
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Pretzels
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Tater tots
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French fries
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Pizza rolls
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Uncle Rico loves to reminisce about his old glory days, back when he was on the _____ team.
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Football
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Wrestling
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Basketball
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Baseball
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Napoleon's favorite animal is a ____/____ hybrid, bred for its skills in magic.
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Eagle / crow
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Rabbit / squirrel
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Lion / tiger
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Tiger / leopard
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Uncle Rico and Kip together decided to become salesmen. Rico wants them to look professional and legit. What does Kip suggest they get so people know they mean business?
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Matching ties
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Professional looking name tags
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Some gold bracelets
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Business cards written in pen
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14.
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What is Uncle Rico selling that comes with a FREE miniature sailboat?
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Encyclopedias
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Door knobs
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Vacuums
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Tupperware
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Napoleon sends Trish a letter: "There's a lot more where this comes from." What is Napoleon talking about?
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A bouquet of flowers
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A drawing
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A Boondoggle keychain
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A cake
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In need of money, Napoleon gets a job making $1 an hour on a _____ farm.
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Chicken
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Sheep
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Dairy
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Goat
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Napoleon recounts Pedro's skill, for reasons why people will vote for him for class president. What is NOT one Pedro's skills?
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His sweet bike
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Hooking up with chicks
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His mustache
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His warrior hair
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18.
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Napoleon gets electrocuted trying out Uncle Rico's ______.
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Video camera
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Stun gun
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Time machine
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Hair dryer
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19.
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Napoleon earns a medal in 4H for detecting defects in what?
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Milk
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Cow teats
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Meat
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Eggs
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20.
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Napoleon promises his classmates ______ in exchange for their vote for Pedro.
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Popularity
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Protection
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Amazing hookups
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Unlimited tater tots
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Kip meets his dream girl from a online chat site. What is her name?
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LaNeishah
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LaJuanna
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LaTeesha
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LaFawnduh
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Uncle Rico decides to start selling what new product to women?
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Butt lifters and shapers
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Dance shoes
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Breast enhancements
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Pantyhose
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23.
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Pedro gets in trouble for making a ______ that looks like Summer Wheatley.
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Cake
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Pinata
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Doll
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Drawing
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24.
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What does Napoleon offer Deb as a make-up gift?
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A fish
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A drawing
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A corn dog
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Whole milk
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25.
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In Kip's wedding song to LaFawnduh he sings, "I love ____ but not as much as I love you, but I still love _____ always and forever."
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Nachos
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Astronomy
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Technology
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The internet
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