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"Two Parties": For Ben's bachelor party, the fellas first gather around a gaming table to play:
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Knights of the Mist
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Kingdoms of Greenwald
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Settlers of Catan
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Adventure Trek of Kazbaar
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"Two Parties": Which important US figure makes an appearance at Leslie's bachelorette party, even though Leslie isn't in the mood for historical nudity?
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Abrahan Lincoln
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Ben Franklin
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George Washington
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Teddy Roosevelt
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"Women in Garbage": Tom needs help learning the basketball. So he summons Ben by mentioning that rock star ___________ is in the building, and calls Andy with the promise of free ___________:
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Ric Ocasek / Donuts
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Dave Grohl / Mallomars
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Trent Reznor / Ice cream
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Michael Stipe / Skittles
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"Women in Garbage": April and Leslie struggle with loading large metallic symbolic feminist obstacle onto the truck of women's advancement when they are called to:
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Lot 48
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A hospital
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A bakery
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A railyard
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"Ann's Decision": April must lead a public forum wearing Leslie's _______________ Sex Pants:
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Indigo Girls
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Fleetwood Mac
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Pearl Jam
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Paul McCartney
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"Ann's Decision": Of those that tasted the food for Ben's bachelor party, which does not get horribly, horribly sick?
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Ben
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Chris
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Tom
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Ron
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"Emergency Response": With Leslie in lockdown, who appears on Pawnee Today to promote the benefit gala for the park:
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Ron
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Ben
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Donna
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Jerry
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"Emergency Response": Who dies during the episode?
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Chris
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Leslie
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Ann
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Councilman Jamm
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"Emergency Response": On last year’s report, the Department of Emergency Preparedness stated that every time it so much as ___________ in Pawnee, the town is in danger of collapsing into Thunderdome-style post-apocalyptic mayhem
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Changes season
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Drizzles
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Snows
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Hails
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"Leslie and Ben": Ron fashions wedding rings from a/n __________ torn from the walls of Ann's house:
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Picture frame
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Sconce
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Electrical outlet
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Picture frame
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"Leslie and Ben": We shoulda seen this coming, but who sings in breathtakingly lovely fashion as Leslie enters the office for her wedding?
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April
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Jerry
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Chris
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Donna
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"Correspondents' Lunch": 364 days a year, [they] rake me over the coals. ... today, I take those burning coals, I shove them back down their throats and I watch their melting flesh drip off their worthless faces. Which Pawnee publication does Leslie target during the Correspondents' Lunch?
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Pawnee Tattler
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Pawnee Pioneer
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Pawnee Sun
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Pawnee Rag
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"Correspondents' Lunch": Ann uses this plant in her metaphorical request for advice from Ron:
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Fern
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Cactus
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Moss rose
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Ficus
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"Bailout": Tom is a little afraid of his employee Mona-Lisa Saperstein - he once saw her punch a/n ____________ in the face.
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Police horse
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Elephant
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Crying baby
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UFC fighter
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"Bailout": Of course April knows this song that Ann tortures her with (before and after Ann spills about having a baby with Chris) - that song is amazing.
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Wherever You Will Go
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Never Gonna Give You Up
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Time After Time
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Our Lips Are Sealed
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"Partridge": While Ann scores only a 58% on her parent compatibility test with Chris, she scores a 84% with:
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Jerry
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Tom
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Ron
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Andy
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"Partridge": The Partridge town mascot is:
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Fred the Sled
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Mike the Bike
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Bill the Hill
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Drake the Flake
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"Animal Control": After he steps in a coyote trap, Chris fires the two potheads that work in Animal Control. The two potheads promptly announce that they're going to:
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Eagleton
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Hong Kong
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Jamaica
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Amsterdam
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"Animal Control": April agrees to appear in a confirmation hearing for the head of Animal Control, under the condition that Leslie:
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Not smile for a week
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Never speak to her again
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Divorce Ben
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Arrange for Ann to be fired
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"Article Two": Under provisions of a Pawnee statute passed in 1868, when Leslie, a woman, raises her voice to Ted, a land-owning male, Ted does this to her:
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Tickles her
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Sics a raccoon on her
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Cracks an egg on her head
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Forces her to stand facing the corner
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"Article Two": Ann and Ben both bid on this same item (albeit unsuccessfully), though for different Leslie-days:
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A kung-fu hamster
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A signed photo of Hillary Clinton
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A throw-pillow
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A waffle iron
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"Jerry's Retirement": Ron ascribes his theory that a new Jerry to replace the outgoing Jerry to this principle:
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Elasticity of Workplace Inefficiency
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Social Darwinism
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Jerry-mandering
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Filo-pilo Syndrome
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"Jerry's Retirement": What part of the office is named for Jerry (RIP)?
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The supply closet
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The women's room
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The conference room
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The janitor's closet
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"Swing Vote": The members of Rat Mouse complain to Andy about his preparation of this foodstuff:
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Nachos
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Pizza
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Waffles
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Pretzels and dip
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"Swing Vote": April admits to not really liking Mouse Rat's music, stating she only listens to German death reggae, Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s, and ___________, obviously:
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Bette Midler
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Clay Aiken
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Frank Sinatra
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Barbra Streisand
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"Are You Better Off?": When Tom receives an offer to buy a controlling interest in Rent-a-Swag, he believes it is from:
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Lil Wayne
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Babyface
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Taio Cruz
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Diddy
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"Are You Better Off?": We learn that Brandi Maxxxx had a small part in this recent acclaimed film:
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Silver Linings Playbook
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Argo
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Life of Pi
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Lincoln
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