| 1. | What is hanging on a cord around Jaime Lannister's neck? | ||
| A bag of sapphires | |||
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His hand | ||
| A locket containing a strand of Cersei's hair | |||
| A lion pendant | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Yuck. |
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| 2. | What does Locke give Jaime to drink? | ||
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Horse piss | ||
| Mummer's wine | |||
| Unboiled water | |||
| Wildfire | |||
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By way of explanation.....
How much do you think karma is going to charge for Jaime pushing Bran out a window? |
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| 3. | What is in the crate that Varys is opening while chatting with Tyrion? | ||
| A female midget intended to be Tyrion's bride | |||
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The sorcerer who castrated Varys | ||
| A supply of milk of the poppy | |||
| Two feather beds | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Varys revealed himself to be a scary dude here. |
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| 4. | Who appears to Bran in his dream when he is trying to get to the three-eyed raven? | ||
| His brother, Jon Snow | |||
| His brother, Robb Stark | |||
| His father, Ned Stark | |||
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His mother, Catelyn Stark | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Catelyn is just as much a shrew in dreams as she is in reality. |
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| 5. | While Cersei and Lady Olenna discuss wedding plans, Joffrey gives Margaery a tour of... | ||
| His pants | |||
| The lamp room | |||
| The maze of lions | |||
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The remains of the various former Targaryen rulers | ||
| 6. | The mysterious guy who has been helping Theon escape his captors delivers him to Deepwood Motte. What happens when they arrive? | ||
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His "helper" puts him back in the same restraints where he was before. | ||
| His sister Yara unceremoniously turns him away. | |||
| They find it burned to the ground and have to go to Harrenhal instead. | |||
| The find it surprisingly empty of people. | |||
| 7. | Finish this quote from Tywin Lannister: "I don't distrust you because you're a woman..." | ||
| "I distrust you because I know what you've been doing with your brother." | |||
| "I distrust you because I know you were responsible for your husband's death." | |||
| "I distrust you because you tried to have your own brother killed." | |||
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"I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are." | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Tywin is a d!ck. |
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| 8. | Lady Olenna is embarrassed by the sigil and motto of House Tyrell. What are they? | ||
| A direwolf / "Winter is coming" | |||
| A kraken/ "We do not sow" | |||
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A rose / "Growing strong" | ||
| A trout / "Family, Duty, Honor." | |||
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By way of explanation.....
She's not wrong. |
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| 9. | What does Varys say to Lady Olenna about Littlefinger? | ||
| "He's trying to steal Tyrell riches." | |||
| "I despise him." | |||
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"I rather enjoy him." | ||
| "Watch out for him around Lady Margaery." | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Unexpected! |
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| 10. | Lady Margaery Tyrell arrives with good news for Sansa. Once Margaery is queen, she will make sure that Sansa is married to... | ||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
| Littlefinger | |||
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Loras Tyrell | ||
| Tommen Baratheon | |||
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By way of explanation.....
We'll just leave out the fact that Loras doesn't really like the ladies. |
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| 11. | Who kills Jeor Mormont, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch? | ||
| Craster | |||
| Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
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Karl, a member of the Night's Watch | ||
| The White Walkers | |||
| 12. | What do we learn about Beric Dondarrion, leader of the Brotherhood Without Banners? | ||
| He and the Hound are former roommates | |||
| He wants to marry Catelyn Stark | |||
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Like Stannis and Lady Melissandre, he worships the "one true God" | ||
| Unknown to most people, he is Robert Baratheon's brother and therefore an heir to the throne | |||
| 13. | Sandor Clegane (The Hound) is sentenced to... | ||
| Exile in Myr | |||
| Go to the Wall and join the Night's Watch | |||
| Immediate death by hanging | |||
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Trial by combat | ||
| 14. | Kraznys and the other slavers are surprised to learn that... | ||
| Baby dragons can't fly. | |||
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Daenerys can speak Valyrian. | ||
| Daenerys is secretly married to Ser Jorah Mormont. | |||
| Daenerys is willing to give them all three of her dragons if it means she gets an army. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Oopsie. |
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| 15. | Who kills Kraznys? | ||
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Drogon | ||
| Missandei | |||
| Ser Barristan Selmy | |||
| Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Good dragon! |
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