1. | What is hanging on a cord around Jaime Lannister's neck? | ||
A bag of sapphires | |||
His hand | |||
A locket containing a strand of Cersei's hair | |||
A lion pendant | |||
By way of explanation.....
Yuck. |
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2. | What does Locke give Jaime to drink? | ||
Horse piss | |||
Mummer's wine | |||
Unboiled water | |||
Wildfire | |||
By way of explanation.....
How much do you think karma is going to charge for Jaime pushing Bran out a window? |
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3. | What is in the crate that Varys is opening while chatting with Tyrion? | ||
A female midget intended to be Tyrion's bride | |||
The sorcerer who castrated Varys | |||
A supply of milk of the poppy | |||
Two feather beds | |||
By way of explanation.....
Varys revealed himself to be a scary dude here. |
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4. | Who appears to Bran in his dream when he is trying to get to the three-eyed raven? | ||
His brother, Jon Snow | |||
His brother, Robb Stark | |||
His father, Ned Stark | |||
His mother, Catelyn Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
Catelyn is just as much a shrew in dreams as she is in reality. |
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5. | While Cersei and Lady Olenna discuss wedding plans, Joffrey gives Margaery a tour of... | ||
His pants | |||
The lamp room | |||
The maze of lions | |||
The remains of the various former Targaryen rulers | |||
6. | The mysterious guy who has been helping Theon escape his captors delivers him to Deepwood Motte. What happens when they arrive? | ||
His "helper" puts him back in the same restraints where he was before. | |||
His sister Yara unceremoniously turns him away. | |||
They find it burned to the ground and have to go to Harrenhal instead. | |||
The find it surprisingly empty of people. | |||
7. | Finish this quote from Tywin Lannister: "I don't distrust you because you're a woman..." | ||
"I distrust you because I know what you've been doing with your brother." | |||
"I distrust you because I know you were responsible for your husband's death." | |||
"I distrust you because you tried to have your own brother killed." | |||
"I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are." | |||
By way of explanation.....
Tywin is a d!ck. |
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8. | Lady Olenna is embarrassed by the sigil and motto of House Tyrell. What are they? | ||
A direwolf / "Winter is coming" | |||
A kraken/ "We do not sow" | |||
A rose / "Growing strong" | |||
A trout / "Family, Duty, Honor." | |||
By way of explanation.....
She's not wrong. |
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9. | What does Varys say to Lady Olenna about Littlefinger? | ||
"He's trying to steal Tyrell riches." | |||
"I despise him." | |||
"I rather enjoy him." | |||
"Watch out for him around Lady Margaery." | |||
By way of explanation.....
Unexpected! |
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10. | Lady Margaery Tyrell arrives with good news for Sansa. Once Margaery is queen, she will make sure that Sansa is married to... | ||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Littlefinger | |||
Loras Tyrell | |||
Tommen Baratheon | |||
By way of explanation.....
We'll just leave out the fact that Loras doesn't really like the ladies. |
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11. | Who kills Jeor Mormont, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch? | ||
Craster | |||
Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
Karl, a member of the Night's Watch | |||
The White Walkers | |||
12. | What do we learn about Beric Dondarrion, leader of the Brotherhood Without Banners? | ||
He and the Hound are former roommates | |||
He wants to marry Catelyn Stark | |||
Like Stannis and Lady Melissandre, he worships the "one true God" | |||
Unknown to most people, he is Robert Baratheon's brother and therefore an heir to the throne | |||
13. | Sandor Clegane (The Hound) is sentenced to... | ||
Exile in Myr | |||
Go to the Wall and join the Night's Watch | |||
Immediate death by hanging | |||
Trial by combat | |||
14. | Kraznys and the other slavers are surprised to learn that... | ||
Baby dragons can't fly. | |||
Daenerys can speak Valyrian. | |||
Daenerys is secretly married to Ser Jorah Mormont. | |||
Daenerys is willing to give them all three of her dragons if it means she gets an army. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Oopsie. |
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15. | Who kills Kraznys? | ||
Drogon | |||
Missandei | |||
Ser Barristan Selmy | |||
Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
By way of explanation.....
Good dragon! |
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