| 1. | It should have been a glorious sendoff for Lord Hoster Tully, father to Catelyn and grandfather of Robb, Arya, Sansa, Bran and Rickon. Unfortunately, Catelyn's brother Edmure causes some embarrassment when he... | ||
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Fails - despite 3 tries - to shoot a flaming arrow to ignite his father's funeral boat | ||
| Falls into the grave | |||
| Gets drunk and starts singing something about a bear and a maiden | |||
| Hits on Robb's wife | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Poor Edmure (or the actor who plays him) was a chump on Doctor Who, too. |
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| 2. | Complete this quote from Robb: "I could have that head [Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane] on a spike by now. Instead..." | ||
| "He's living it up in King's Landing." | |||
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"I have a mill." | ||
| "I'll have Edmure's head on a spike." | |||
| "I'm stuck here in Riverrun like a sitting duck." | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Wah wah. |
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| 3. | Having been demoted as Hand of the King, Tyrion is now awarded a new position. What job does Tywin give him? | ||
| Lord Commander of the Kingsguard | |||
| Lord Commander of the Night's Watch | |||
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Master of Coin | ||
| Czar of the Sewers | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Option four came from an old Tick episode. I hope you didn't pick it. |
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| 4. | The reason Tyrion has been promoted to Master of Coin is because Lord Petyr Baelish has been given an assignment. What has he been asked to do? | ||
| Act as an emissary to make peace with Stannis | |||
| Go overseas to get more whores | |||
| Visit Dorne to learn more about Margaery Tyrell's distant family | |||
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Woo Lysa Arryn (sister of Catelyn Stark) | ||
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By way of explanation.....
When in doubt, go with the creepiest option. He's off to try to convince Lysa Arryn to marry him. |
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| 5. | Now it is time for us to say goodbye to Hot Pie. What has happened to him? | ||
| He disappeared after a battle with the White Walkers. | |||
| He had a heart attack and died all too young. | |||
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He's staying on at the inn as a baker. | ||
| He was killed by the Hound. | |||
| 6. | When Mance Rayder says, "Always the artists," to whom is he referring? | ||
| The giants, who are a lot more sensitive than they look | |||
| The Night's Watch, who have built the Wall in such a way that it is a striking landmark | |||
| The wargs, whose talent for skinchanging is quite impressive | |||
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The White Walkers, who arrange their kills in creative patterns | ||
| 7. | What does Mance Rayder send Tormund and Jon Snow to do? | ||
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Climb the Wall | ||
| Find food | |||
| Locate more women | |||
| Meet Robb Stark and negotiate a treaty that brings their armies together | |||
| 8. | When the men of the Night's Watch arrive at Craster's house to seek refuge, what is Sam dismayed to discover? | ||
| Craster and all of his wives are dead | |||
| Craster and all of his wives are White Walkers | |||
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Gilly, the girl he likes, is giving birth | ||
| There isn't enough food to replenish their supplies | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Even worse, Gilly is giving birth to a *boy*. |
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| 9. | Before Melisandre leaves, Stannis asks her for something. What is it? | ||
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Another "son" | ||
| Everlasting life | |||
| More fires for the unbelievers | |||
| A prosperity spell | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Apparently, Stannis misses his sweet, murderous little smoke monster. |
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| 10. | How many of the Unsullied does Daenerys want to buy? | ||
| 8 of them. | |||
| 100 of them. | |||
| 5000 of them. | |||
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All of them. | ||
| 11. | Master Kraznys says that Daenerys cannot afford to buy all of the unsullied. What does she offer so that she can obtain them all? | ||
| All of the gold in Qarth. | |||
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One dragon. | ||
| Two dragons. | |||
| Three dragons. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Just one dragon. The *biggest* dragon. |
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| 12. | Tyrion gives Pod (aka Podrick Payne) a gift as thanks for saving his life. What is this gift? | ||
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An afternoon with various whores | ||
| A knighthood | |||
| Lands near Casterly Rock | |||
| A wagon full of books | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Pod had a pretty good day. |
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| 13. | Over the years, people have said that Littlefinger is a magician as master of the coin. When money has been needed, he makes it appear. How has he actually been getting this money? | ||
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Borrowing it from Tywin Lannister and the Iron Bank of Braavos | ||
| Borrowing it from the Tyrells | |||
| Providing it from the proceeds of the whorehouse | |||
| Stealing it from Tywin Lannister | |||
| 14. | Face turn time! Jaime Lannister saves Brienne from being raped by Locke and his men by telling Locke that her father, Lord Selwyn Tarth, will offer __________________ for her safe (and unbesmirched) return. | ||
| The best parcel of land Tarth has to offer | |||
| A knighthood | |||
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Sapphires | ||
| Thousands of gold dragons | |||
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By way of explanation.....
We're not sure, but we believe Locke was thinking to himself, "Sapphires...with those I could open the gate of Karash!" |
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| 15. | What instrument does Locke use to chop off Jaime's hand? (Oh, yes. That just happened.) | ||
| An adze | |||
| An axe | |||
| A broadsword | |||
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A carving knife | ||