1. | Kramer's throwing a New Year's Eve party to ring in the new Millennium. Thing is he's planning it about _____ years in advance. | ||
1.5 | |||
2 | |||
2.5 | |||
3 | |||
2. | Newman's planning a Millennium party of his own. What does he want to call it? | ||
Manhattannium | |||
Newmannium | |||
Crannium | |||
Serenity Now | |||
3. | Kramer and Newman agree to combine their ideas into one party, under one Newman-approved condition. What? | ||
No shirts | |||
No shoes | |||
No Solo cups | |||
No Jerry | |||
4. | Kramer: "Will people still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this _____ thing for real?" | ||
Fiberless towel | |||
Air sponge | |||
Mouth vacuum | |||
Napkin meltaway | |||
5. |
Jerry: "Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's." Kramer: "Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my _____ balloons." |
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Sunday Funday | |||
Monday | |||
Weekend | |||
Everyday | |||
6. | Jerry's dating a girl, Valerie, who after two dates already put Jerry on her home phone speed dial. What number is Jerry? | ||
1 | |||
3 | |||
5 | |||
7 | |||
7. | Jerry gets bumped to #9. Why? | ||
Bad Mongolian food | |||
Bad joke | |||
Bad weather | |||
Bad traffic | |||
8. | Jerry shoots up to #1 on the speed dial, but in the process finds himself in a speed dial war with Valerie's fiercely competitive _____. | ||
Sister | |||
Mom | |||
Aunt | |||
Stepmom | |||
9. | Mrs. Hamilton offers to "hide" Jerry in one of the emergency buttons. This comes in handy later. What button does Jerry get hidden in? | ||
Poison control | |||
Animal control | |||
Fire Department | |||
Police Department | |||
10. | George gets courted by the Mets to be their _____. Thing is, he has to get fired by the Yankees. | ||
Director of marketing | |||
Head of scouting | |||
Customer service chief | |||
Mr. Met | |||
11. | Among other things he does in hopes of getting fired, George wears Babe Ruth's jersey to a conference room meeting while eating this messy food. | ||
Danish | |||
French toast | |||
Strawberries | |||
M&M's | |||
12. | After receiving bad service, Elaine tries running an ethnic-themed clothing store out of business by taking her business to a supposed rival store. Turns out one woman owns both stores -- Putumayo and Cinco de Mayo. What's the woman's name? | ||
Missy Mayo | |||
Gladys Mayo | |||
Susie Mayo | |||
Mustard Mayo | |||