| 1. | Kramer's throwing a New Year's Eve party to ring in the new Millennium. Thing is he's planning it about _____ years in advance. | ||
| 1.5 | |||
| 2 | |||
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2.5 | ||
| 3 | |||
| 2. | Newman's planning a Millennium party of his own. What does he want to call it? | ||
| Manhattannium | |||
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Newmannium | ||
| Crannium | |||
| Serenity Now | |||
| 3. | Kramer and Newman agree to combine their ideas into one party, under one Newman-approved condition. What? | ||
| No shirts | |||
| No shoes | |||
| No Solo cups | |||
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No Jerry | ||
| 4. | Kramer: "Will people still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this _____ thing for real?" | ||
| Fiberless towel | |||
| Air sponge | |||
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Mouth vacuum | ||
| Napkin meltaway | |||
| 5. |
Jerry: "Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's." Kramer: "Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my _____ balloons." |
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| Sunday Funday | |||
| Monday | |||
| Weekend | |||
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Everyday | ||
| 6. | Jerry's dating a girl, Valerie, who after two dates already put Jerry on her home phone speed dial. What number is Jerry? | ||
| 1 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 5 | |||
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7 | ||
| 7. | Jerry gets bumped to #9. Why? | ||
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Bad Mongolian food | ||
| Bad joke | |||
| Bad weather | |||
| Bad traffic | |||
| 8. | Jerry shoots up to #1 on the speed dial, but in the process finds himself in a speed dial war with Valerie's fiercely competitive _____. | ||
| Sister | |||
| Mom | |||
| Aunt | |||
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Stepmom | ||
| 9. | Mrs. Hamilton offers to "hide" Jerry in one of the emergency buttons. This comes in handy later. What button does Jerry get hidden in? | ||
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Poison control | ||
| Animal control | |||
| Fire Department | |||
| Police Department | |||
| 10. | George gets courted by the Mets to be their _____. Thing is, he has to get fired by the Yankees. | ||
| Director of marketing | |||
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Head of scouting | ||
| Customer service chief | |||
| Mr. Met | |||
| 11. | Among other things he does in hopes of getting fired, George wears Babe Ruth's jersey to a conference room meeting while eating this messy food. | ||
| Danish | |||
| French toast | |||
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Strawberries | ||
| M&M's | |||
| 12. | After receiving bad service, Elaine tries running an ethnic-themed clothing store out of business by taking her business to a supposed rival store. Turns out one woman owns both stores -- Putumayo and Cinco de Mayo. What's the woman's name? | ||
| Missy Mayo | |||
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Gladys Mayo | ||
| Susie Mayo | |||
| Mustard Mayo | |||