1. | "Fugue and Riffs": The very first scene of the season shows an amnesiac Archer manning a: | ||
Burger place | |||
Pizza joint | |||
Air traffic control tower | |||
Second-hand book store | |||
2. | "Fugue and Riffs": Archer finds it necessary to take off Lana's shirt and bikini top in order to: | ||
Make and launch a Molotov cocktail | |||
Strangle a KGB agent | |||
Stanch a hot waitress's wound | |||
Smother a tequila fire | |||
3. | "The Wind Cries Mary": To meet up with his presumed dead-and/or-possibly-gay friend Lucas Troy, Archer travels to this state: | ||
Maryland | |||
Vermont | |||
South Carolina | |||
Arkansas | |||
4. | "The Wind Cries Mary": While ISIS is dealing with the Lucas Troy incident, nobody is completing: | ||
Inventory | |||
Peer reviews | |||
The ISIS mission statement | |||
Personal 5-year plans | |||
5. | "Legs": Who assists Krieger during his cyborging of Ray? | ||
Cyril | |||
Rodney from the armory | |||
Pam | |||
The elevator repairman | |||
6. |
"Legs": Archer: The ____________'s becoming sentient! Oh God, that's how Maximum Overdrive started! |
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Emergency generator | |||
Elevator system | |||
Thermostat | |||
Paper shredder | |||
7. |
"Midnight Ron": "They always hit me between Schenectady and Albany," so Archer has to off some assailants from Ron Cadillac's: |
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Driver's seat | |||
Roof | |||
Back passenger's seat | |||
Trunk | |||
8. | "Midnight Ron": In a flashback, we see Ron and the rest of his gang - Tony, Donny, Hey-hey Joey, and yes, Fat Mike - boosted a: | ||
Truckload of rubber ducks | |||
Semi full of cigarettes | |||
Ballet company | |||
Sherman tank | |||
9. | "Viscous Coupling": Archer's complaining about his tinnitus may have something to do with his frequent use of this in the first part of the episode: | ||
A rape whistle | |||
An air horn | |||
A rocket launcher | |||
An out-of-tune electric guitar | |||
10. | "Viscous Coupling": Who spends a good deal of time locked in the ISIS vault with Malory? | ||
Pam | |||
Cheryl/Carol | |||
Krieger | |||
Lana | |||
11. | "Once Bitten": Slowly dying from being bitten on his taint by a snake in Turkmenistan, Archer hallucinates that Ray and Cyril are....... | ||
Camel | |||
Alligators | |||
Monkeys | |||
Elephants | |||
12. | "Once Bitten":....before envisioning a purgatory-like existence in which he converses with a cut-rate: | ||
Wilford Brimley | |||
Steve McQueen | |||
James Mason | |||
Karl Malden | |||
13. | "Live and Let Dine": ISIS provides diplomatic security for Lance Casteau's restaurant during a taping of his show called: | ||
Prick Chef | |||
Jackhole Chef | |||
Bastard Chef | |||
Wanker Chef | |||
14. | "Live and Let Dine": Lana's name - wait a minute. Woman, will you answer that goddamn phone? - where were we? Oh yeah, Lana's cover name on the operation is: | ||
Buffy | |||
Pepper | |||
Chastity | |||
Mitzi | |||
15. | "Coyote Lovely": What Lorax-blowing treehugger is anti-immigration? | ||
Archer | |||
Cyril | |||
Ray | |||
Lana | |||
16. | "Coyote Lovely": Archer, the foxy coyote, a number of Mexicans and some border patrol agents enjoy hijinx as they tool around Texas in: | ||
An early-model SUV | |||
A station wagon | |||
An El Camino | |||
A VW van | |||
17. |
"The Honeymooners": Lana: "...what say we focus on the mission: catching the ________ who are in ________ to buy ___________" |
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North Koreans / New York / enriched Uranium | |||
Cubans / Chicago / a dirty bomb | |||
Libyans / Washington / a fusion reactor | |||
Venezuelans / Philly / the ISIS NOC list | |||
18. | "The Honeymooners": Archer somewhat impressively saves Lana from falling off the side of the really tall Tuntmore Towers, but in the process: | ||
Drops Malory's credit card | |||
Ruins his $90 manicure | |||
Breaks a window | |||
Vomits up his steak au poivre | |||
19. | "Un Chien Tangerine": In Morocco, Archer and Lana take a room, for an extra $1,000 American, where this famous writer may or may not have stayed: | ||
Ernest Heminway | |||
Jack London | |||
William Faulkern | |||
Allen Ginsburg | |||
20. | "Un Chien Tangerine": Malory is presented with a request to promote this person, who aced the ISIS Field Agent Aptitude Battery: | ||
Cheryl/Carol | |||
Krieger | |||
Newly cyborg-ic Ray | |||
Pam | |||
21. | "The Papal Chase": According to Malory, who, it turns out, "has a thing about church stuff"? | ||
Krieger | |||
Ron Cadillac | |||
Cyril | |||
Ray | |||
22. | "The Papal Chase": Pam nearly Oliver Cromwells the pope with: | ||
A safe | |||
A marble statue | |||
A mirror | |||
An armoire | |||
23. | "Sea Tunt: Part I": A liquored-up Malory divulges to Cheryl/Carol's brother Cecil the following: | ||
The password to the ISIS mainframe | |||
The address of the ISIS safe house | |||
The account numbers of the ISIS off-shore bank accounts | |||
The fact that ISIS has acquired its own missile arsenal | |||
24. | "Sea Tunt: Part I": For six months, Cheryl/Carol thought she was a: | ||
Leprechaun | |||
Werewolf | |||
Gypsy | |||
Scientologist | |||
25. | "Sea Tunt: Part II": Environmentalist-gone-just-a-bit-too-far Captain Murphy threatens to launch his nerve gas rockets at each of the following, except for: | ||
Houston | |||
Miami | |||
Washington, DC | |||
New York | |||
26. | "Sea Tunt: Part II": Murphy meets his doom when he is crushed by an off-brand ____________, just like that old gypsy woman said! | ||
Drink machine | |||
Mainframe computer | |||
Armory locker | |||
Break room table | |||