| 1. | "Fugue and Riffs": The very first scene of the season shows an amnesiac Archer manning a: | ||
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Burger place | ||
| Pizza joint | |||
| Air traffic control tower | |||
| Second-hand book store | |||
| 2. | "Fugue and Riffs": Archer finds it necessary to take off Lana's shirt and bikini top in order to: | ||
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Make and launch a Molotov cocktail | ||
| Strangle a KGB agent | |||
| Stanch a hot waitress's wound | |||
| Smother a tequila fire | |||
| 3. | "The Wind Cries Mary": To meet up with his presumed dead-and/or-possibly-gay friend Lucas Troy, Archer travels to this state: | ||
| Maryland | |||
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Vermont | ||
| South Carolina | |||
| Arkansas | |||
| 4. | "The Wind Cries Mary": While ISIS is dealing with the Lucas Troy incident, nobody is completing: | ||
| Inventory | |||
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Peer reviews | ||
| The ISIS mission statement | |||
| Personal 5-year plans | |||
| 5. | "Legs": Who assists Krieger during his cyborging of Ray? | ||
| Cyril | |||
| Rodney from the armory | |||
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Pam | ||
| The elevator repairman | |||
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"Legs": Archer: The ____________'s becoming sentient! Oh God, that's how Maximum Overdrive started! |
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| Emergency generator | |||
| Elevator system | |||
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Thermostat | ||
| Paper shredder | |||
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"Midnight Ron": "They always hit me between Schenectady and Albany," so Archer has to off some assailants from Ron Cadillac's: |
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| Driver's seat | |||
| Roof | |||
| Back passenger's seat | |||
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Trunk | ||
| 8. | "Midnight Ron": In a flashback, we see Ron and the rest of his gang - Tony, Donny, Hey-hey Joey, and yes, Fat Mike - boosted a: | ||
| Truckload of rubber ducks | |||
| Semi full of cigarettes | |||
| Ballet company | |||
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Sherman tank | ||
| 9. | "Viscous Coupling": Archer's complaining about his tinnitus may have something to do with his frequent use of this in the first part of the episode: | ||
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A rape whistle | ||
| An air horn | |||
| A rocket launcher | |||
| An out-of-tune electric guitar | |||
| 10. | "Viscous Coupling": Who spends a good deal of time locked in the ISIS vault with Malory? | ||
| Pam | |||
| Cheryl/Carol | |||
| Krieger | |||
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Lana | ||
| 11. | "Once Bitten": Slowly dying from being bitten on his taint by a snake in Turkmenistan, Archer hallucinates that Ray and Cyril are....... | ||
| Camel | |||
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Alligators | ||
| Monkeys | |||
| Elephants | |||
| 12. | "Once Bitten":....before envisioning a purgatory-like existence in which he converses with a cut-rate: | ||
| Wilford Brimley | |||
| Steve McQueen | |||
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James Mason | ||
| Karl Malden | |||
| 13. | "Live and Let Dine": ISIS provides diplomatic security for Lance Casteau's restaurant during a taping of his show called: | ||
| Prick Chef | |||
| Jackhole Chef | |||
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Bastard Chef | ||
| Wanker Chef | |||
| 14. | "Live and Let Dine": Lana's name - wait a minute. Woman, will you answer that goddamn phone? - where were we? Oh yeah, Lana's cover name on the operation is: | ||
| Buffy | |||
| Pepper | |||
| Chastity | |||
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Mitzi | ||
| 15. | "Coyote Lovely": What Lorax-blowing treehugger is anti-immigration? | ||
| Archer | |||
| Cyril | |||
| Ray | |||
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Lana | ||
| 16. | "Coyote Lovely": Archer, the foxy coyote, a number of Mexicans and some border patrol agents enjoy hijinx as they tool around Texas in: | ||
| An early-model SUV | |||
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A station wagon | ||
| An El Camino | |||
| A VW van | |||
| 17. |
"The Honeymooners": Lana: "...what say we focus on the mission: catching the ________ who are in ________ to buy ___________" |
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North Koreans / New York / enriched Uranium | ||
| Cubans / Chicago / a dirty bomb | |||
| Libyans / Washington / a fusion reactor | |||
| Venezuelans / Philly / the ISIS NOC list | |||
| 18. | "The Honeymooners": Archer somewhat impressively saves Lana from falling off the side of the really tall Tuntmore Towers, but in the process: | ||
| Drops Malory's credit card | |||
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Ruins his $90 manicure | ||
| Breaks a window | |||
| Vomits up his steak au poivre | |||
| 19. | "Un Chien Tangerine": In Morocco, Archer and Lana take a room, for an extra $1,000 American, where this famous writer may or may not have stayed: | ||
| Ernest Heminway | |||
| Jack London | |||
| William Faulkern | |||
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Allen Ginsburg | ||
| 20. | "Un Chien Tangerine": Malory is presented with a request to promote this person, who aced the ISIS Field Agent Aptitude Battery: | ||
| Cheryl/Carol | |||
| Krieger | |||
| Newly cyborg-ic Ray | |||
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Pam | ||
| 21. | "The Papal Chase": According to Malory, who, it turns out, "has a thing about church stuff"? | ||
| Krieger | |||
| Ron Cadillac | |||
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Cyril | ||
| Ray | |||
| 22. | "The Papal Chase": Pam nearly Oliver Cromwells the pope with: | ||
| A safe | |||
| A marble statue | |||
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A mirror | ||
| An armoire | |||
| 23. | "Sea Tunt: Part I": A liquored-up Malory divulges to Cheryl/Carol's brother Cecil the following: | ||
| The password to the ISIS mainframe | |||
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The address of the ISIS safe house | ||
| The account numbers of the ISIS off-shore bank accounts | |||
| The fact that ISIS has acquired its own missile arsenal | |||
| 24. | "Sea Tunt: Part I": For six months, Cheryl/Carol thought she was a: | ||
| Leprechaun | |||
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Werewolf | ||
| Gypsy | |||
| Scientologist | |||
| 25. | "Sea Tunt: Part II": Environmentalist-gone-just-a-bit-too-far Captain Murphy threatens to launch his nerve gas rockets at each of the following, except for: | ||
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Houston | ||
| Miami | |||
| Washington, DC | |||
| New York | |||
| 26. | "Sea Tunt: Part II": Murphy meets his doom when he is crushed by an off-brand ____________, just like that old gypsy woman said! | ||
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Drink machine | ||
| Mainframe computer | |||
| Armory locker | |||
| Break room table | |||