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![]() The Professor has finished fine-tuning his What-If machine. It can answer any “what if” question, accurate to within |
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one tenth of a plausibility unit | ||
five millionths of a truthimetre | |||
three micro-credits | |||
a single accu-tron | |||
2. |
![]() In the first What If scenario, it’s good news as the Professor has invented a way to turn Bender into a human with a process he calls what? |
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geologic organicization | |||
metallic carbonisation | |||
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reverse fossilisation | ||
robot-humogrification | |||
3. |
![]() The Professor has already tested it by: |
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turning an alarm clock into a rooster | |||
turning a vacuum cleaner into an anteater | |||
turning an electronic keyboard into a zebra | |||
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turning a toaster into a raccoon | ||
4. |
![]() The rhythm of which song does something to Bender’s human butt? |
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Let’s Hear It For The Boy, by Deniece Williams | |||
Nookie, by Limp Bizkit | |||
I Like Big Butts, by Sir Mix-a-Lot | |||
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Conga, by the Miami Sound Machine | ||
5. |
![]() Part of being human is learning self-control. But what two things does Bender realise he can do at the same time? |
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smoke cigars and kiss floozies | |||
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eat nachos and go to the bathroom | ||
drive a car and do the nasty | |||
drink beer and wiggle his antenna | |||
6. |
![]() To recognise his achievements in living more in one week than the other scientists have in their whole lives, Professor Wernstrom presents Bender with which Nobel Prize? |
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Chemistry | ||
Economics | |||
Physics | |||
Medicine | |||
7. |
![]() Who does the Professor not ask if they have a question for the What-If machine? |
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Scruffy | |||
Katrina | |||
Xanthor | |||
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Bongo | ||
8. |
![]() Fry asks “what would life be like if it were more like a video game?”. For a start, the Planet Express ship would look like the one from |
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Asteroids | ||
Space Invaders | |||
Defender | |||
Galaga | |||
9. |
![]() Earth President Nixon is signing a historic peace accord with the inhabitants of planet Nintendu 64, only to be attacked by Ambassador: |
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Ms. Pac-Man | |||
QBert | |||
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Donkey Kong | ||
Super Mario | |||
10. |
![]() Fry has to psych himself up for his battle against the Nintendians. This includes all of the following, except: |
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a two-liter bottle of Shasta | |||
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a plate of pretzel dogs | ||
an all-Rush mix-tape | |||
having no date | |||
11. |
![]() “War Over. Congratulations!” What initials does Fry enter against his high score? |
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S-E-X | |||
N-U-T | |||
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A-S-S | ||
S-U-X | |||
12. |
![]() What If Leela found her true home? It would involve a farmhouse crushing who? |
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Amy | |||
Zoidberg | |||
Hermes | |||
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Scruffy | ||
13. |
![]() The Professor lives in the Emerald Laboratory, just down the yellow brick road that was renamed: |
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Clarence Thomas Road | |||
Al Sharpton Drive | |||
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Martin Luther King Boulevard | ||
Malcolm X Avenue | |||
14. |
![]() Fry as the Scarecrow scares the crows by reading to them from: |
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Christine | ||
It | |||
Cujo | |||
The Shining | |||
15. |
![]() Leela wakes up from having the most wonderful dream. Except Fry was there, and Bender was there and Zoidberg was there. What is the label on the box the Professor is holding? |
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Hallucinogens | |||
Corpse reanimation | |||
Voodoo totems | |||
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Leela’s organs | ||