1. |
![]() The owners of the new pizza parlor across the street from Planet Express are from where? |
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Orion VII | |||
Taurus B | |||
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Cygnus V | ||
Lynx VII | |||
2. |
![]() What is not one of the toppings available at the pizza parlor? |
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asbestos | |||
guano | |||
silt | |||
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cat crap | ||
3. |
![]() What did the Cygnoids crush to make the wine? |
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rats | ||
cats | |||
bats | |||
owls | |||
4. |
![]() Leela is hired as a publicity stunt to bring out the freak crown, but she’d also be the first ever women to play Major League blernsball. What team hires her? |
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the New New York Mets | ||
the New New York Dixies | |||
the New New York Gents | |||
the New New York Yankers | |||
5. |
![]() All of the whole player numbers have been retired. What is Leela’s number? |
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7/8 | ||
13/16 | |||
3/128 | |||
i | |||
6. |
![]() Leela’s first major league blernsball game is against which team? |
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the English Muffins | |||
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the Swedish Meatballs | ||
the Belgian Waffles | |||
the Danish Pastries | |||
7. |
![]() Leela gave the New New York Mets more publicity than: |
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a cowboy in a shark tank | ||
ten dollar no-alcohol beer night | |||
everyone gets a “head in a jar” day | |||
a crucifixion | |||
8. |
![]() Leela lands her first endorsement for: |
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Mr. Wino | |||
Big Pink Buggle Gum | |||
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Bean-Bay Beans | ||
Dutch Butt Cigars | |||
9. |
![]() Which is the following about the worst blernsball player of all time is not true? |
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he never once made a single hit | |||
he once struck out when his tongue was stuck to an extra cold bat | |||
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he has been trapped inside a newspaper vending machine | ||
he tried making a catch using an oven mitt | |||
10. |
![]() Who is the worst blernsball player in history? (It’s no surprise that he played for the Atlanta Braves) |
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Jackie Robinson XXIX | |||
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Hank Aaron XXIV | ||
Daryl Strawberry XXVIII | |||
Willie Mays XXXII | |||
11. |
![]() According to Hank Arron XXIV, who goes down smooth? |
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Wade Boggs | ||
Daryl Strawberry | |||
Jose Canseco | |||
Ozzie Smith | |||
12. |
![]() How to the Cygnoids make their pizza crust so fizzy? |
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nitric acid | |||
Menthos and Pepsi | |||
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live hornets | ||
their natural secretions | |||
13. |
![]() Fenway Park is home to which blernsball team? |
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the Boston Red Sex | |||
the Boston Cream Pies | |||
the Boston Brahmins | |||
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the Boston Poindexters | ||
14. |
![]() College blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut against pro-ball's worst female anything. Bob Uecker has never seen anything this bizarre, and he’s seen: |
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a woman give birth to kittens | |||
Barry Bonds struck out by the Queen of England | |||
a man eat a live chicken | |||
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Mr Belvedere naked | ||
15. |
![]() Even is Hank Aaron XXIV is no longer the worst blernsball player of all time, he’s still the worst ________ player of all time. |
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football | ||
lacrosse | |||
hockey | |||
basketball | |||