The owners of the new pizza parlor across the street from Planet Express are from where?
What is not one of the toppings available at the pizza parlor?
What did the Cygnoids crush to make the wine?
Leela is hired as a publicity stunt to bring out the freak crown, but she’d also be the first ever women to play Major League blernsball. What team hires her?
|the New New York Mets|
|the New New York Dixies|
|the New New York Gents|
|the New New York Yankers|
All of the whole player numbers have been retired. What is Leela’s number?
Leela’s first major league blernsball game is against which team?
|the English Muffins|
|the Swedish Meatballs|
|the Belgian Waffles|
|the Danish Pastries|
Leela gave the New New York Mets more publicity than:
|a cowboy in a shark tank|
|ten dollar no-alcohol beer night|
|everyone gets a “head in a jar” day|
Leela lands her first endorsement for:
|Big Pink Buggle Gum|
|Dutch Butt Cigars|
Which is the following about the worst blernsball player of all time is not true?
|he never once made a single hit|
|he once struck out when his tongue was stuck to an extra cold bat|
|he has been trapped inside a newspaper vending machine|
|he tried making a catch using an oven mitt|
Who is the worst blernsball player in history? (It’s no surprise that he played for the Atlanta Braves)
|Jackie Robinson XXIX|
|Hank Aaron XXIV|
|Daryl Strawberry XXVIII|
|Willie Mays XXXII|
According to Hank Arron XXIV, who goes down smooth?
How to the Cygnoids make their pizza crust so fizzy?
|Menthos and Pepsi|
|their natural secretions|
Fenway Park is home to which blernsball team?
|the Boston Red Sex|
|the Boston Cream Pies|
|the Boston Brahmins|
|the Boston Poindexters|
College blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut against pro-ball's worst female anything. Bob Uecker has never seen anything this bizarre, and he’s seen:
|a woman give birth to kittens|
|Barry Bonds struck out by the Queen of England|
|a man eat a live chicken|
|Mr Belvedere naked|
Even is Hank Aaron XXIV is no longer the worst blernsball player of all time, he’s still the worst ________ player of all time.