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![]() The owners of the new pizza parlor across the street from Planet Express are from where? |
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| Orion VII | |||
| Taurus B | |||
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Cygnus V | ||
| Lynx VII | |||
| 2. |
![]() What is not one of the toppings available at the pizza parlor? |
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| asbestos | |||
| guano | |||
| silt | |||
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cat crap | ||
| 3. |
![]() What did the Cygnoids crush to make the wine? |
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rats | ||
| cats | |||
| bats | |||
| owls | |||
| 4. |
![]() Leela is hired as a publicity stunt to bring out the freak crown, but she’d also be the first ever women to play Major League blernsball. What team hires her? |
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the New New York Mets | ||
| the New New York Dixies | |||
| the New New York Gents | |||
| the New New York Yankers | |||
| 5. |
![]() All of the whole player numbers have been retired. What is Leela’s number? |
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7/8 | ||
| 13/16 | |||
| 3/128 | |||
| i | |||
| 6. |
![]() Leela’s first major league blernsball game is against which team? |
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| the English Muffins | |||
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the Swedish Meatballs | ||
| the Belgian Waffles | |||
| the Danish Pastries | |||
| 7. |
![]() Leela gave the New New York Mets more publicity than: |
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a cowboy in a shark tank | ||
| ten dollar no-alcohol beer night | |||
| everyone gets a “head in a jar” day | |||
| a crucifixion | |||
| 8. |
![]() Leela lands her first endorsement for: |
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| Mr. Wino | |||
| Big Pink Buggle Gum | |||
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Bean-Bay Beans | ||
| Dutch Butt Cigars | |||
| 9. |
![]() Which is the following about the worst blernsball player of all time is not true? |
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| he never once made a single hit | |||
| he once struck out when his tongue was stuck to an extra cold bat | |||
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he has been trapped inside a newspaper vending machine | ||
| he tried making a catch using an oven mitt | |||
| 10. |
![]() Who is the worst blernsball player in history? (It’s no surprise that he played for the Atlanta Braves) |
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| Jackie Robinson XXIX | |||
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Hank Aaron XXIV | ||
| Daryl Strawberry XXVIII | |||
| Willie Mays XXXII | |||
| 11. |
![]() According to Hank Arron XXIV, who goes down smooth? |
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Wade Boggs | ||
| Daryl Strawberry | |||
| Jose Canseco | |||
| Ozzie Smith | |||
| 12. |
![]() How to the Cygnoids make their pizza crust so fizzy? |
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| nitric acid | |||
| Menthos and Pepsi | |||
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live hornets | ||
| their natural secretions | |||
| 13. |
![]() Fenway Park is home to which blernsball team? |
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| the Boston Red Sex | |||
| the Boston Cream Pies | |||
| the Boston Brahmins | |||
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the Boston Poindexters | ||
| 14. |
![]() College blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut against pro-ball's worst female anything. Bob Uecker has never seen anything this bizarre, and he’s seen: |
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| a woman give birth to kittens | |||
| Barry Bonds struck out by the Queen of England | |||
| a man eat a live chicken | |||
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Mr Belvedere naked | ||
| 15. |
![]() Even is Hank Aaron XXIV is no longer the worst blernsball player of all time, he’s still the worst ________ player of all time. |
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football | ||
| lacrosse | |||
| hockey | |||
| basketball | |||