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![]() Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a mamoth statue of a horse. The artist was Leonardo da Vinci, and this statue was going to be called the: |
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Visconti | |||
Canossa | |||
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Sforza | ||
Grimaldi | |||
2. |
![]() Exactly, five hundreds years later, an artist of a different field - the one of cat burglary - was getting out of Sing Sing. He was known as Hudson Hawk, but his real name is: |
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Eddie | ||
Louie | |||
Frankie | |||
Joey | |||
3. |
![]() Hudson's parole officer Gates has a deal for him - one nights work and he's free. No meeting with a shrink, no community service. But Hudson wants to do community service, specifically what? |
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teaching the blind how to mime | |||
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teaching the handicapped how to yodel | ||
teaching the elderly how to disco | |||
teaching young people how to steal | |||
4. |
![]() Eddie's best friend Tommy Five-Tone shows up to collect Hudson, and Hudson immediately notes that Tommy has been expanding his... |
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figure | |||
horizons | |||
vocabulary | |||
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consciousness | ||
5. |
![]() Hudson has been in prison so long that he doesn't know what _________ is. |
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the Simpsons | |||
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Nintendo | ||
Madonna | |||
Teddy Ruxpin | |||
6. |
![]() Apparently jail-time hasn't dented Hudson's enthusiasm for what? |
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unmasculine European coffees | ||
a cappella doo-wop | |||
authentic Neapolitan pizza | |||
sex with people he's just met | |||
7. |
![]() Hudson is disappointed with the changes to the Five-Tone Bar, especially that a certain treasured item has been taken down from the wall. What was it? |
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the stolen street signs | |||
the stuffed owl | |||
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Captain Bob's steering wheel | ||
the alligator with sunglasses | |||
8. |
![]() Meet New Jersey's third largest crime family, the Mario brothers. Cesar Mario is played by whose brother? |
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Sylvester Stallone's | ||
Robert de Niro's | |||
John Travolta's | |||
Joe Pesci's | |||
9. |
![]() Tommy wants to make sure that Hudson has not lost his taste for singing cat burglary. What song does he not ask Hudson about? |
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I Only Have Eyes For You | |||
Mack the Knife | |||
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Magic Moments | ||
Xanadu | |||
10. |
![]() Hudson and Tommy break into the auction house. What is the name of the guard sitting on the blue chair? |
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Big Al | |||
Big Sam | |||
Big Vinny | |||
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Big Stan | ||
11. |
![]() The auction house robbery will take about five minutes and change. What song is appropriate for the occasion? |
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Swinging on a Star | ||
That's What Friends Are For | |||
For Once In My Life | |||
Blue Moon | |||
12. |
![]() Forgive Alfred's dry British humor when he makes this joke: |
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"Knife to meet you." | |||
"It's been a slice." | |||
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"So much for his cut." | ||
"Chop, chop." | |||
13. |
![]() After escaping the Mario brothers on an ambulance gurney, Hudson falls into the possession of George Kaplan of the CIA, and his Candy Bar agents including all of the following except: |
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Snickers | |||
Kit Kat | |||
Butterfinger | |||
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Oh, Henry! | ||
14. |
![]() George Kaplan isn't Kaplan's real name. It's a reference to which movie? |
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The Manchurian Candidate | |||
The Third Man | |||
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North by Northwest | ||
The 39 Steps | |||
15. |
![]() Hudson is drugged and sent priority air express to which city? |
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Rome | ||
Paris | |||
Venice | |||
Vienna | |||
16. |
![]() Kaplan's employer wants a meeting with Hudson. Who is it? (Clue: Not the President, somebody powerful.) |
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Newton and Aphrodite Worthington | |||
Edison and Juno Arlington Marlborough | |||
Copernicus and Artemis Winchester | |||
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Darwin and Minerva Mayflower | ||
17. |
![]() When Hudson first meets Minerva Mayflower, she is serenading the Mayflower board members with a rendition of: |
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Like a Virgin, by Madonna | |||
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The Power, by Snap! | ||
(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman, by Aretha Franklin | |||
What the World Needs Now, by Jackie DeShannon | |||
18. |
![]() The Mayflower's photo-montage of Hudson's break-in at the auction house is interrupted by: |
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a staged fight between Hudson and Tommy | |||
a delivery of reindeer goat cheese pizza for Mr Hawk | |||
the Mayflowers' dog licking Hudson's testicles | |||
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a photo of Darwin, Minerva and Alfred in S&M gear | ||
19. |
![]() What is the name of the Mayflowers' dog? |
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Bunny | ||
Kitty | |||
Birdie | |||
Chicken | |||
20. |
![]() Hudson's next job is to steal the Da Vinci Codex from the Vatican. What is the name of the toy elephant who helps Hudson case the joint? |
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Twinkle | |||
Snuffy | |||
Lulu | |||
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Pokey | ||
21. |
![]() Hudson has compiled a bunch of things he will need to break into the Vatican - or maybe to go out on a date. What does the list not include? |
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Pocket Fisherman | |||
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Harvey's Bristol Cream | ||
100 stamps | |||
a large bottle of olive oil | |||
22. |
![]() When Hudson is breaking out of the Vatican, he interferes with the Pope's enjoyment of which TV show? |
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I Love Lucy | |||
Happy Days | |||
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Mr. Ed | ||
Petticoat Junction | |||
23. |
![]() Hudson goes out on a date with the Vatican curator, Anna, while under CIA surveillance. What book is Butterfinger reading? |
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Green Eggs and Ham | ||
There's A Monster at the End of This Book | |||
Goodnight Moon | |||
The Very Hungry Catterpillar | |||
24. |
![]() The last ingredient in the Mayflower's plan involves Da Vinci's model of a helicopter, which is on display at the Louvre in Paris. As opposed to the Louvre in: |
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Atlanta | |||
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Wisconsin | ||
St. Louis | |||
New Jersey | |||
25. |
![]() What is the name of the unfortunate girl who Hudson took to the prom? |
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Betty Jo Byarski | ||
Peggy Ann Lipinski | |||
Bobby Sue Smykowski | |||
Jeri Lynn Kowalski | |||
26. |
![]() Hudson is very surprised to learn that Anna, the art curator he was crushing on, is actually: |
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married | |||
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a nun | ||
working for the Mayflowers | |||
his sister | |||
27. |
![]() Anna's Vatican expertise means she isn't left by Kaplan and the Candy Bars to be exploded with Hudson and Tommy. But after being drugged, she has to go speak with the what? |
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ponies | |||
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dolphins | ||
unicorns | |||
Sea Monkeys | |||
28. |
![]() Kit Kat is the Candy Bars' silent master of disguise. The disguises we see include all of the following, except: |
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a statue | |||
Anna | |||
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Minerva Mayflower | ||
Hudson Hawk | |||
29. |
![]() The Mayflowers betray and CIA, and Hudson and Tommy have two and a half minutes to save Anna and three and a half minutes to save the world. Which song takes six minutes? |
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Let's Do It (Let's Fall in Love) | |||
By the Light of the Silvery Moon | |||
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Side by Side | ||
Ain't Misbehavin' | |||
30. |
![]() Hudson saves the day, Darwin is electrocuted and crushed, Minerva is splattered with molten metal, and Alfred? |
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could use an aspirin | |||
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he won't be attending that hat convention in July | ||
now Hudson Hawk is taller | |||
you should see the look on his face | |||