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Answers:

1.
Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a mamoth statue of a horse. The artist was Leonardo da Vinci, and this statue was going to be called the:
Visconti
Canossa
Sforza
Grimaldi
 
2.
Exactly, five hundreds years later, an artist of a different field - the one of cat burglary - was getting out of Sing Sing. He was known as Hudson Hawk, but his real name is:
Eddie
Louie
Frankie
Joey
 
3.
Hudson's parole officer Gates has a deal for him - one nights work and he's free. No meeting with a shrink, no community service. But Hudson wants to do community service, specifically what?
teaching the blind how to mime
teaching the handicapped how to yodel
teaching the elderly how to disco
teaching young people how to steal
 
4.
Eddie's best friend Tommy Five-Tone shows up to collect Hudson, and Hudson immediately notes that Tommy has been expanding his...
figure
horizons
vocabulary
consciousness
 
5.
Hudson has been in prison so long that he doesn't know what _________ is.
the Simpsons
Nintendo
Madonna
Teddy Ruxpin
 
6.
Apparently jail-time hasn't dented Hudson's enthusiasm for what?
unmasculine European coffees
a cappella doo-wop
authentic Neapolitan pizza
sex with people he's just met
 
7.
Hudson is disappointed with the changes to the Five-Tone Bar, especially that a certain treasured item has been taken down from the wall. What was it?
the stolen street signs
the stuffed owl
Captain Bob's steering wheel
the alligator with sunglasses
 
8.
Meet New Jersey's third largest crime family, the Mario brothers. Cesar Mario is played by whose brother?
Sylvester Stallone's
Robert de Niro's
John Travolta's
Joe Pesci's
 
9.
Tommy wants to make sure that Hudson has not lost his taste for singing cat burglary. What song does he not ask Hudson about?
I Only Have Eyes For You
Mack the Knife
Magic Moments
Xanadu
 
10.
Hudson and Tommy break into the auction house. What is the name of the guard sitting on the blue chair?
Big Al
Big Sam
Big Vinny
Big Stan
 
11.
The auction house robbery will take about five minutes and change. What song is appropriate for the occasion?
Swinging on a Star
That's What Friends Are For
For Once In My Life
Blue Moon
 
12.
Forgive Alfred's dry British humor when he makes this joke:
"Knife to meet you."
"It's been a slice."
"So much for his cut."
"Chop, chop."
 
13.
After escaping the Mario brothers on an ambulance gurney, Hudson falls into the possession of George Kaplan of the CIA, and his Candy Bar agents including all of the following except:
Snickers
Kit Kat
Butterfinger
Oh, Henry!
 
14.
George Kaplan isn't Kaplan's real name. It's a reference to which movie?
The Manchurian Candidate
The Third Man
North by Northwest
The 39 Steps
 
15.
Hudson is drugged and sent priority air express to which city?
Rome
Paris
Venice
Vienna
 
16.
Kaplan's employer wants a meeting with Hudson. Who is it? (Clue: Not the President, somebody powerful.)
Newton and Aphrodite Worthington
Edison and Juno Arlington Marlborough
Copernicus and Artemis Winchester
Darwin and Minerva Mayflower
 
17.
When Hudson first meets Minerva Mayflower, she is serenading the Mayflower board members with a rendition of:
Like a Virgin, by Madonna
The Power, by Snap!
(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman, by Aretha Franklin
What the World Needs Now, by Jackie DeShannon
 
18.
The Mayflower's photo-montage of Hudson's break-in at the auction house is interrupted by:
a staged fight between Hudson and Tommy
a delivery of reindeer goat cheese pizza for Mr Hawk
the Mayflowers' dog licking Hudson's testicles
a photo of Darwin, Minerva and Alfred in S&M gear
 
19.
What is the name of the Mayflowers' dog?
Bunny
Kitty
Birdie
Chicken
 
20.
Hudson's next job is to steal the Da Vinci Codex from the Vatican. What is the name of the toy elephant who helps Hudson case the joint?
Twinkle
Snuffy
Lulu
Pokey
 
21.
Hudson has compiled a bunch of things he will need to break into the Vatican - or maybe to go out on a date. What does the list not include?
Pocket Fisherman
Harvey's Bristol Cream
100 stamps
a large bottle of olive oil
 
22.
When Hudson is breaking out of the Vatican, he interferes with the Pope's enjoyment of which TV show?
I Love Lucy
Happy Days
Mr. Ed
Petticoat Junction
 
23.
Hudson goes out on a date with the Vatican curator, Anna, while under CIA surveillance. What book is Butterfinger reading?
Green Eggs and Ham
There's A Monster at the End of This Book
Goodnight Moon
The Very Hungry Catterpillar
 
24.
The last ingredient in the Mayflower's plan involves Da Vinci's model of a helicopter, which is on display at the Louvre in Paris. As opposed to the Louvre in:
Atlanta
Wisconsin
St. Louis
New Jersey
 
25.
What is the name of the unfortunate girl who Hudson took to the prom?
Betty Jo Byarski
Peggy Ann Lipinski
Bobby Sue Smykowski
Jeri Lynn Kowalski
 
26.
Hudson is very surprised to learn that Anna, the art curator he was crushing on, is actually:
married
a nun
working for the Mayflowers
his sister
 
27.
Anna's Vatican expertise means she isn't left by Kaplan and the Candy Bars to be exploded with Hudson and Tommy. But after being drugged, she has to go speak with the what?
ponies
dolphins
unicorns
Sea Monkeys
 
28.
Kit Kat is the Candy Bars' silent master of disguise. The disguises we see include all of the following, except:
a statue
Anna
Minerva Mayflower
Hudson Hawk
 
29.
The Mayflowers betray and CIA, and Hudson and Tommy have two and a half minutes to save Anna and three and a half minutes to save the world. Which song takes six minutes?
Let's Do It (Let's Fall in Love)
By the Light of the Silvery Moon
Side by Side
Ain't Misbehavin'
 
30.
Hudson saves the day, Darwin is electrocuted and crushed, Minerva is splattered with molten metal, and Alfred?
could use an aspirin
he won't be attending that hat convention in July
now Hudson Hawk is taller
you should see the look on his face
 




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