It’s another episode of The Scary Door. Why shouldn’t the man pointing out the gremlin destroying the plane be believed?
|he’s the gremlin|
|he’s already dead|
Professor Farnsworth doesn’t think that the time Fry came from was boring, because:
|they invented the internet, and the Geico cavemen rebelled against their overlords|
|man first started flying into space, and Myspace developed sentience|
|they cracked the human genome, and boy bands roamed the earth|
|they cloned the first sheep, and the rise of the juggalos threatened humanity|
Everyone takes the morning off to let Fry do whatever he always wanted to do. What is not one of the things?
|ride a Tyrannosaurus Rex|
|peeing off the Great Wall of China|
|see the edge of the universe|
|destroy a planet|
The Planet Express crew from the parallel universe are all wearing:
|tank tops – except for parallel Leela|
Fry has only two fantasies left. One is to be romantically linked with a celebrity. What is the other?
|to be a secret agent who makes out with a lot of women|
|to be a time-travelling archaeologist who fights Nazis|
|to own a lightsaber|
|to be invisible in a chocolate factory|
The Milky Way is up for sale on eBay, and is bought by:
|Morbo’s co-newscaster, Linda|
|the Slurm Queen|
|the Being of Inconceivable Horror|
Fry goes to Nappster, the celebrity dating place where you can download celebrity personalities onto robots. Why isn’t he interested in Gwyneth Paltrow?
|she named her daughter Apple|
|her Oscar speech|
|he read she drinks human blood|
|he heard that she’s not into other women|
What celebrity is Fry interested in?
Fry never took middle school hygiene, so he never saw the propaganda film about the dangers of dating robots. What is the name of the young man who downloads a Marilyn Monroe-bot?
The propaganda film “I Dated A Robot” does not have the desired effect on Fry as he is still making out with his Liu-bot. The Professor knew he should have shown him which film?
|Riker’s Holodeck Adventures|
|When Sex Robots Fight Back|
|Electro-Gonorrhoea: The Noisy Killer|
|Honey, I Can’t Find The Off-Switch!|
Turns out that the nerds at Nappster are making illegal copies of real celebrities! When Lucy Liu is downloaded again, Bender replaces her head with who?
|Madeleine Albright’s head|
|Dr Ruth Westheimer’s head|
|Phyllis Diller’s head|
What is not one of the three Lucy Liu settings?
|prostitute in danger|
What is the name of the third Charlie’s Angels movie?
|Charlie’s Angels III: Angels in Rio|
|Charlie’s Angels III: The Secret of the Ooze|
|Charlie’s Angels III: The Legend of Charlie’s Gold|
|Charlie’s Angels III: Die, Charlie, Die|
Whose head does Bender discard to save Lucy Liu?
|Jean Paul Sartre’s|
Fry deletes the Liu-bot, because when he downloaded Lucy Liu illegally, he stole her image, and in the end that’s all she really has. Well, that and:
|her three Oscars|
|the love of a good robot|
|the largest gold nugget in the world|
|her two “People’s Magazine’s Most Beautiful” titles|