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1.	The film opens to a narration by this distinctive-voiced old coot:
		Patrick Stewart
		Donald Sutherland
		Dick van Dyke
		Ian McKellan

2.	Little John Bennett receives Ted for:
		Hanukkah
		Christmas
		His birthday
		His first Communion

3.	After Teddy comes to life, he skyrockets to fame, highlighted by a visit to this man's television talk show:
		Arsenio Hall
		Johnny Carson
		David Letterman
		Pat Sajak

4.	John isn't exactly a stellar employee in his work at a/n:
		Insurance agency
		Car rental service
		TV station
		Garage

5.	John's boss claims to know this mid-level movie star:
		Philip Seymour Hoffman
		Michael Ironside
		Chevy Chase
		Tom Skerritt

6.	This cheesy 1980s cinematic classic has a great deal of influence over John and Ted and the events in the film:
		Weird Science
		Flash Gordon
		The Goonies
		Real Genius

7.	In both their youth and their adult(?)-hood, John and Ted help each other cope with this very scary thing:
		Clowns
		The dark
		Thunder
		Whatever it is in the closet

8.	A flashback reveals that John and Lori met.......
		In a rollerskating rink
		On a dance floor
		On the bank of a link
		At a hockey game

9.	...and John's embellished memory of their meeting is an homage to this comedy:
		Airplane
		The Naked Gun
		Caddyshack
		Ghostbusters

10.	John tells Ted he has to move out, following an evening during which the apartment floor is.....soiled by:
		A hooker
		Ted
		A delivery boy
		A drug dealer

11.	When Ted goes for a job interview at a grocery store, he gets the job by:
		Appealing to the manager's memories of boyhood
		Telling scandalous jokes
		Doing a little song and dance
		Speaking crassly

12.	"Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty:"
		Winnie
		Yogi
		Smokey
		Fozzie

13.	One day at work, John gets a call from Ted enticing him to come over with promises of watching DVDs from this sitcom:
		Seinfeld
		The Cosby Show
		Cheers
		Friends

14.	Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty.... Ted's girlfriend has which of these white trash names, with "Lynn" at the end:
		Tammy
		Channing
		Mindy
		Taylor

15.	Ted gets promoted because/in spite of having sex:
		In the freezer
		On top of produce
		In the dairy case
		With the baked goods

16.	Ted convinces John to come to a party at which Sam Jones appears. Where is John when the call comes?
		At work
		At a party at Lori's boss's house
		About to propose to Lori
		In a theater lobby waiting for Lori

17.	The party culminates with a visit from Ted's irate Asian neighbor, who comes into the apartment wielding:
		A duck
		A boom box
		A meat cleaver
		A machine gun

18.	"You can do any 90s song with just vowels," Ted demonstrates at the party by singing a song from this band:
		Hootie and the Blowfish
		Spin Doctors
		Pearl Jam
		Alice in Chains

19.	Things come to a head between John and Ted when, after the Lori/John break-up, John tells tell he wishes he had received this as a gift those many Christmases ago:
		A Teddy Ruxpin
		A Cabbage Patch kid
		Transformers
		A He-Man

20.	"Hey, play chopsticks, you jazzy slut," Ted tells this singer, who lets John sing at a concert which Lori attends:
		Tori Amos
		Norah Jones
		Belinda Carlisle
		Sarah McLaughlin

21.	The song that John sings at the concert - hitting every single damned note, by the way - is the theme song from this James Bond movie:
		A View to a Kill
		The Spy Who Loved Me
		Live and Let Die
		Octopussy

22.	When Donny and Robert kidnap Ted, the first thing that Ted sees at their house is:
		A room full of teddy bears
		A wall full of pictures of Ted
		Severed limbs from stuffed animals tacked to the walls
		A room full of stolen classic children's toys

23.	When Ted swears in front of Robert, the boy gives Ted "an ouch" by:
		Tearing off one of his ears
		Pulling off one of his eyes
		Pulling off one of his legs
		Tearing off one of his arms

24.	The climax of the film takes place at this Boston landmark:
		Old North Church
		Paul Revere's House
		Fenway Park
		Boston Gardens

25.	Ted survives, despite being:
		Torn in half
		Impaled on a spike
		Electrocuted
		Caught in a fan

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