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Beyonce's bio-licious program, called "I Think Even More Highly of Myself Than You Do," (or something like that) was a huge ratings win for this cable network that carried it:
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RIP Mindy McCready. The deeply, deeply troubled woman, who made a name for herself in this style of music, killed herself this week:
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country
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rap
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opera
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R&B
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If you were dreading tax season, you have a lot in common with which of these ex-spouses, who is nearly $60,000 in debt to the IRS (and with no real employment to speak of)?
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Britney Spears' ex Kevin Federline
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Jennifer Lopez' ex Cris Judd
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Courteney Cox's ex David Arquette
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Kelsey Grammer's ex Camille
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It was a bad, bad week for celebrity love. Ethan Zohn and Jenna Morasca, two alumni from this reality franchise, announced the end of their years-long relationship this week:
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Also heading to downtown splitsville is his Hollywood pair, who are sadly calling it quits after eight years together:
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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr.
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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Diane Lane and Josh Brolin
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You'll have one less opportunity to see a Kardashian on your TV next fall. Which of these is the latest rumor about the employment status of this reality clan?
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Khloe is no longer co-host of The X-Factor.
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Kris' talk show has been shelved before it has even aired.
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Lamar Odom will retire from the NBA after this season.
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In a conscious-clearing move to restore quality to TV, E! has canceled all Kardashian programming.
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While as of now Lamar will still be at NBA games, we found out this week that this rapper has apparently been banned from all games (because of making a gun gesture toward a fan)?
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50-Cent
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'lil Wayne
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Piddy
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Jay-Z
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It's been far too long since we checked in with Black Eyed Peas land. This Pea has been seen tooling around in a custom car worth an estimated mind-boggling $900,000:
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Taboo
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apl.de.ap (yes, we're feeling dumber for having typed that out)
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will.i.am
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Fergie
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No, it wasn't Fergie that has such a ridiculously expensive car, but the female Pea made news this week when she announced:
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She has accepted a UN cultural ambassadorship
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She is leaving the group
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She will be singing a song at the Oscars this weekend
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She's pregnant
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And we'll end on an easy note: There's a 99% chance you've been bludgeoned senseless with an internet meme that involves a "Shake" which uses this US place name:
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Miami
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Chicago
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Harlem
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Denver
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