|1.||Andrew Shepherd: "Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big:"|
|2.||Shepherd: "Well, it wouldn't be a Monday morning unless Lewis was concerned about:"|
|Something I did Sunday night|
|College football games on Saturday|
|Me doing something dumb Monday afternoon|
|Not having a date Monday night|
|3.||Shepherd: "For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to:"|
|People getting shot|
|Random acts of domestic terrorism|
|Inner city property values|
|4.||Sydney: "Forgive me, this is my first time at the White House. I'm trying to savor the __________ quality."|
|5.||Sydney: "I haven't read it. If someone had asked me yesterday, I'd have told them the Quebec Conference was made up of:"|
|Six professional hockey teams|
|A gathering of Canadian cheese-makers|
|A bunch of snooty guys named Jean-Phillipe|
|A moose and beaver separatist party|
|6.||Sydney: "If he honestly thinks that the environmental community is going to whistle a happy tune while rallying support around this pitifully lame mockery of environmental leadership just because he's a nice guy and he's done better than his predecessors, then your boss is the:":|
|President of Bozoville|
|Chief Executive of Fantasyland|
|Intellectual equal of Mr. Magoo|
|Mayor of Smogsville|
|7.||Sydney: "Mr. President, I'm sure there's an appropriate thing to say at this moment. Probably some formal apology for the _______ remark would be in order."|
Shepherd: "She didn't say anything about me?"
A.J. "Well, no, but I could:"
|Pass her a note before study hall|
|Ask her if she likes you, or if she "likes you" likes you|
|Pull her pigtails for you|
|Write you a Valentine for her|
|9.||A.J.: "With all due respect sir, the American people have a funny way of deciding on their own what is and what is not:"|
|Proper family values|
|Acceptable White House shenanigans|
|Worth getting in a tizzy about|
|10.||Shepherd: "Sydney, this is just a dinner. We're not gonna be:"|
|Looking to dissolve NATO|
|Solving the unsolvable problems of the world|
|Formulating a solution for permanent peace in the Middle East|
|Doing espionage or anything|
Shepherd: "I thought you spoke French."
Esther: "No, Latin."
Shepherd: "Great, next time ______ comes to town, you're our gal."
|Callus the Centurion|
|12.||Shepherd: "And the answers are 'Sydney Ellen Wade' and:"|
|Because she caught my eye|
|Because I'm following my heart|
|Because she said 'yes'|
|Because she's not other people|
Lewis: "Who are we calling, sir?"
Shepherd: " I'm calling the Organization of the United Brotherhood of _________, Lewis."
|14.||Leo: "Because when it's the President, it's not personal. Sydney, I hired your reputation. I hired a _______, not a __________."|
|Barracuda / Barbie doll|
|Panther / pretty face|
|Pit bull / prom queen|
|Viper / vixen|
|15.||Shepherd: "Someday somebody's going to have to explain to me the virtue of:"|
|A proportional response|
|Always doing the right thing|
|Peace through acts of war|
|16.||Shepherd: "Let's try something new, 'cause I know that most couples, when they're first getting together, are inclined to slam on the brakes because they're concerned about Bob Rumson's:"|
Shepherd: "You know what your problem is?"
Sydney: "What's my problem?"
Shepherd: "______ and _______."
|Anticipation and regret|
|Expectations and excitement|
|Hero worship and heartbeats|
|Sex and nervousness|
Shepherd: "Have you ever been to Camp David?"
Sydney: "Camp David? Sure. I used to go there all the time, but then they:"
|Cancelled bingo night|
|Went black-tie optional|
|Dropped the blue-plate special|
|19.||Sydney: "I'm looking at your college transcripts. This isn't human. Nobody gets this many "A's." You were like a:"|
|20.||Gil: "Mr. President, militant women are out to destroy _______ in this country."|
|Race car driving|
|Rock and roll|
|21.||Lewis: "__________ ? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics and you explain going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in 5 weeks on_____________?"|
|22.||Shepherd: "We've had Presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a:"|
|Team of linguists|
|23.||Shepherd: "People don't drink the sand, because they're thirsty, Lewis. They drink it because:"|
|They're in the middle of the desert|
|They don't know the difference|
|They've been sold a ton of sand, cheap|
|They've forgotten what water tastes like|
|24.||Shepherd: "He is interested in two things and two things only: Making you afraid of it and:"|
|Telling you who's to blame for it|
|Keeping you afraid of it|
|Wrapping it up in a neat little package|
|Making a catch-phrase about it|
|25.||Shepherd: "I've loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer, and I lost the other 'cause I was so busy keeping my job.....:"|
|I forgot how to be a man|
|I lost sight of what was important|
|I forgot to live life|
|I forgot to do my job|