1. | Andrew Shepherd: "Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big:" | ||
Animal head | |||
Belt buckle | |||
Musket | |||
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Fish | ||
2. | Shepherd: "Well, it wouldn't be a Monday morning unless Lewis was concerned about:" | ||
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Something I did Sunday night | ||
College football games on Saturday | |||
Me doing something dumb Monday afternoon | |||
Not having a date Monday night | |||
3. | Shepherd: "For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to:" | ||
People getting shot | |||
Random acts of domestic terrorism | |||
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Gun-related crime | ||
Inner city property values | |||
4. | Sydney: "Forgive me, this is my first time at the White House. I'm trying to savor the __________ quality." | ||
Rockwell-esque | |||
Will Rogers | |||
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Capra-esque | ||
Yankee Doodle-esque | |||
5. | Sydney: "I haven't read it. If someone had asked me yesterday, I'd have told them the Quebec Conference was made up of:" | ||
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Six professional hockey teams | ||
A gathering of Canadian cheese-makers | |||
A bunch of snooty guys named Jean-Phillipe | |||
A moose and beaver separatist party | |||
6. | Sydney: "If he honestly thinks that the environmental community is going to whistle a happy tune while rallying support around this pitifully lame mockery of environmental leadership just because he's a nice guy and he's done better than his predecessors, then your boss is the:": | ||
President of Bozoville | |||
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Chief Executive of Fantasyland | ||
Intellectual equal of Mr. Magoo | |||
Mayor of Smogsville | |||
7. | Sydney: "Mr. President, I'm sure there's an appropriate thing to say at this moment. Probably some formal apology for the _______ remark would be in order." | ||
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'Nice ass' | ||
'Arrogant blowhole' | |||
'Mother-f____er' | |||
'Mindless jerkwad' | |||
8. |
Shepherd: "She didn't say anything about me?"
A.J. "Well, no, but I could:" |
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Pass her a note before study hall | ||
Ask her if she likes you, or if she "likes you" likes you | |||
Pull her pigtails for you | |||
Write you a Valentine for her | |||
9. | A.J.: "With all due respect sir, the American people have a funny way of deciding on their own what is and what is not:" | ||
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Their business | ||
Proper family values | |||
Acceptable White House shenanigans | |||
Worth getting in a tizzy about | |||
10. | Shepherd: "Sydney, this is just a dinner. We're not gonna be:" | ||
Looking to dissolve NATO | |||
Solving the unsolvable problems of the world | |||
Formulating a solution for permanent peace in the Middle East | |||
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Doing espionage or anything | ||
11. |
Shepherd: "I thought you spoke French."
Esther: "No, Latin." Shepherd: "Great, next time ______ comes to town, you're our gal." |
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The Pope | |||
Cicero | |||
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Julius Caesar | ||
Callus the Centurion | |||
12. | Shepherd: "And the answers are 'Sydney Ellen Wade' and:" | ||
Because she caught my eye | |||
Because I'm following my heart | |||
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Because she said 'yes' | ||
Because she's not other people | |||
13. |
Lewis: "Who are we calling, sir?"
Shepherd: " I'm calling the Organization of the United Brotherhood of _________, Lewis." |
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Leave-Me-Alone, I'm-the-President | |||
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It's-None-of-Your-Damn-Business | ||
Shut-Your-Yap | |||
Gimme-a-Damn-Minute | |||
14. | Leo: "Because when it's the President, it's not personal. Sydney, I hired your reputation. I hired a _______, not a __________." | ||
Barracuda / Barbie doll | |||
Panther / pretty face | |||
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Pit bull / prom queen | ||
Viper / vixen | |||
15. | Shepherd: "Someday somebody's going to have to explain to me the virtue of:" | ||
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A proportional response | ||
Always doing the right thing | |||
Virtuous valor | |||
Peace through acts of war | |||
16. | Shepherd: "Let's try something new, 'cause I know that most couples, when they're first getting together, are inclined to slam on the brakes because they're concerned about Bob Rumson's:" | ||
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Drool | ||
Polling figures | |||
Libido | |||
Dirty tricks | |||
17. |
Shepherd: "You know what your problem is?"
Sydney: "What's my problem?" Shepherd: "______ and _______." |
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Anticipation and regret | |||
Expectations and excitement | |||
Hero worship and heartbeats | |||
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Sex and nervousness | ||
18. |
Shepherd: "Have you ever been to Camp David?"
Sydney: "Camp David? Sure. I used to go there all the time, but then they:" |
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Changed chefs | ||
Cancelled bingo night | |||
Went black-tie optional | |||
Dropped the blue-plate special | |||
19. | Sydney: "I'm looking at your college transcripts. This isn't human. Nobody gets this many "A's." You were like a:" | ||
Library nerd | |||
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Stepford student | ||
Academic terminator | |||
Little brown-noser | |||
20. | Gil: "Mr. President, militant women are out to destroy _______ in this country." | ||
Race car driving | |||
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College football | ||
Bass fishing | |||
Rock and roll | |||
21. | Lewis: "__________ ? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics and you explain going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in 5 weeks on_____________?" | ||
Whimsy | |||
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Mood swings | ||
Tea leaves | |||
Pie charts | |||
22. | Shepherd: "We've had Presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a:" | ||
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Flashlight | ||
Map | |||
Sherpa | |||
Team of linguists | |||
23. | Shepherd: "People don't drink the sand, because they're thirsty, Lewis. They drink it because:" | ||
They're in the middle of the desert | |||
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They don't know the difference | ||
They've been sold a ton of sand, cheap | |||
They've forgotten what water tastes like | |||
24. | Shepherd: "He is interested in two things and two things only: Making you afraid of it and:" | ||
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Telling you who's to blame for it | ||
Keeping you afraid of it | |||
Wrapping it up in a neat little package | |||
Making a catch-phrase about it | |||
25. | Shepherd: "I've loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer, and I lost the other 'cause I was so busy keeping my job.....:" | ||
I forgot how to be a man | |||
I lost sight of what was important | |||
I forgot to live life | |||
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I forgot to do my job | ||