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Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy (stories). You have no idea. And you never will.
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Shepherd Book
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Inara
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River
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Jayne
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You have a strange sense of nobility Captain. You'll lay a man out for implying I'm a whore but you keep calling me one to my face.
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Saffron
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Shepherd Book
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Kaylee
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Inara
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Agent McGinnis, I'm certain you're working under a superior who's keeping close tabs on this case. I'm certain of that because important people don't do fieldwork.
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Mal
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Simon
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Shepherd Book
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River
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4.
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My god. You're like a trained ape. *Without* the training.
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Kaylee
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Inara
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Simon
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Saffron
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No... this must be what going mad feels like.
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Mal
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Simon
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Inara
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Shepherd Book
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6.
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I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?
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Simon
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Jayne
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Kaylee
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River
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I am very smart. I went to the best Medacad in Osiris, top three percent of my class, finished my internship in eight months. "Gifted" is the term.
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River
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Simon
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Zoe
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Inara
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The legs. Oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and where her legs meet her back. Actually, that whole area. That, and above it.
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Wash
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Jayne
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Kaylee
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Mal
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Reavers might take issue with that philosophy. If they had a philosophy. If they weren't too busy gnawing on your insides. Jayne's right, Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing.
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Mal
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Inara
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Shepherd Book
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Wash
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Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...
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Mal
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Zoe
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Wash
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Jayne
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No but I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
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Shepherd Book
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Mal
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River
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Simon
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This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at-at talking to girls.
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Shepherd Book
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Kaylee
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Simon
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Saffron
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I'm sorry, you were going to ask me to choose, right? Do you wanna finish?
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Zoe
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Mal
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Wash
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Jayne
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Mmm. Wife soup. I must have done good.
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Jubal Early
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Mal
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Wash
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Saffron
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Let's move this conversation in a not-Jayne's-fault direction. I didn't make her crazy. Hell, I didn't even want her on the ship.
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Zoe
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Wash
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Mal
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Jayne
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Time for some thrilling heroics.
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Mal
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Jayne
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Wash
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Simon
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17.
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Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
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Zoe
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Mal
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Jayne
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Wash
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18.
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Because it's a deathtrap.
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Zoe
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Shepherd Book
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Mal
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Inara
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19.
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He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.
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Inara
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Zoe
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Mal
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Shepherd Book
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20.
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No, what this marriage needs is one less husband.
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Zoe
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Wash
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Shepherd Book
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Mal
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All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
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Jayne
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Simon
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Mal
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Wash
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22.
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Spent some time in the lockdown, I warrant, but less than you claim. Now you're what, petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.
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Kaylee
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Shepherd Book
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Jayne
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River
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23.
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But she was naked and all... articulate!
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Jayne
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Wash
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Mal
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Kaylee
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24.
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Oh, ho-ho! There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? This is why we lost, you know. Superior numbers.
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Mal
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Jayne
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Zoe
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Wash
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25.
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I mean, let's say you did kill us... or didn't... there could be torture, whatever. But somehow, you found the goods. What would your cut be?
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Jayne
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Wash
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Mal
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Zoe
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