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"Fowl Play/Date": Alex announces her intention to go to this con:
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RomCon-Con
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Miss Saigon-Con
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James Bond-con
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Chaka Khan-con
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"Fowl Play/Date": When Alex was 5, her __________ were gigantic:
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Dreams
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Lips
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Hands
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Feet
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3.
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"Fowl Play/Date": Who was the present at the death of Alex's racist parrot Tyler?
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Jane and Dave
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Penny and Brad
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Brad and Max
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Penny and Jane
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"Ordinary Extraordinary Love": When Alex sells a dress to a pop star, we learn that she hasn't appreciated music much since ___________ left the game:
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Smashmouth
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Spin Doctors
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Deep Blue Something
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Gin Blossoms
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"Ordinary Extraordinary Love": Max stakes out new territory as he establishes a new gay category, the Optimistic Red Velvet:
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Elephant
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Walrus
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Panda
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Sloth
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"KickBall 2: The Kickening": In this very special episode of Happy Endings, we learn that the name of Alex's store is spelled:
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Ceila
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Shey-lah
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Tshaylah
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Xela
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"KickBall 2: The Kickening": In the semi-final against Kaz Auto body, who is tagged out after doinking a fair ball to the catcher for the final out?
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Bunt Cake
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Dave
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Alex
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Lance Briggs
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8.
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"The Ex Factor": The supposed disappearance of Max's new roommate Chase gives Dave yet one more damn opportunity to remind us all of how he *once* saved Max from:
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Pirates
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A well
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Being tied to train tracks
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A life of military service
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"The Ex Factor": Which of the following is not true about Jane's ex Ryan?
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She's a chick
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She did a semester at sea with Jane
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She's now married to the Car Czar
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She makes out with Brad's ex
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"The Marry Prankster": Who does the gang hysterically prank into thinking s/he won the Illinois Lottery?
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Dave
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Pete
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Jane
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Max
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"The Marry Prankster": Pranks in the episode include each of the following, except:
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Tickets to a Bulls game
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A toilet
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Muffins
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A couch
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"Our Best Friend's Wedding": At Penny's engagement party, Max unveils a pyramid scheme involving:
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Bird feeders
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Butcher knives
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Blenders
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Rotary telephones
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"Our Best Friend's Wedding": Penny and Pete are nearly poached by another wedding planner when Jane is demonstrating a process that will do a wedding video in the style of the music video for:
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Sabotage
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Take On Me
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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gp
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Live a Virgin
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"In the Heat of the Noche": If we understood Penny correctly as she traced the origin of Noche Tussin, the stuff is manufactured in the Little Mexico neighborhood of:
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Tripoli
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Moscow
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Johannesburg
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Bogota
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"The Straight Dope": Alex fancies herself a serious journaler, but her journal consists solely of:
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Top 10 lists
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Flip-book style drawings
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Vowels
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Sketches of transparent cubes and happy suns
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"The Straight Dope": For help with her Max situation, an increasingly smart Alex suggests Penny turn to this noted write:
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Socrates
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Faulkner
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Sun Tzu
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Nietzsche
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"The Incident": OK. Identify the correct spelling of Alex and Jane's hairdresser - you know, the one with the very common gay fake French name:
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Cristian
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Krisjahn
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Xrisxian
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ChrisJohn
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"The Incident": Investigating the resolution to The Incident, Max and Brad visit a storage locker where they find an anatomically-correct Brad dummy which has a:
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Third hand
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Motor in the back
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Detachable head
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Obedience motherboard
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19.
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"Bros Before Bros": Alex plays "prison-rules" jinx, which mean in addition to not speaking, she doesn't:
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Stand
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Open her eyes
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Breathe
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Stop punching someone
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"Bros Before Bros": Things come to a head in the food truck wars between Dave and The Brazilian when then two factions:
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Poison each others' food
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Have a food fight
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Have a dance-off
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Basically start blowing things up
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"She Got Game Night": Jane says her favorite food lemon sage chicken with Yukon Gold potatoes and braised kale. Brad thinks her favorite food is:
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Cereal
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Wine
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Soup
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Cheese
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"She Got Game Night": It becomes apparent during couples game night that Brad can't recognize a drawing of a damned ___________ (thought maybe Jane should have circled it a bit more):
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Seahorse
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Strawberry
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Koala bear
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Partial solar eclipse
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"The Storm Before the Calm": The name of the tragic, romantically doomed main character of Penny's play is named:
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Clete
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Sleet
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Cheat
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Treat
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"The Storm Before the Calm": One song performed during Penny's play seems to be titled:
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Love is Doomed
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Black Romance
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Pandemic of the Heart
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Wasteland for my Boo
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"The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky": The Car Czar sorta-crashes the Penny/Shawn/Brad/Jane dinner party, and during the meal, proposes:
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Marshmallow stuffing
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Wrestling
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A burping contest
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A comparison of personal finance balance sheets
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"The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky". Oh. Mah. Gah. For the
Mr. Super Gay Chicago, Alex has selected for Max to wear a ________ fishnet top and _______ feather chaps:
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Yellow / purple
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Green / pink
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Purple / Green
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Pink / yellow
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27.
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"Un-sabotagable": Jane's Max-in-his-underwear pull-down graphic guide for un-un-sabotagable-ing Max is clearly labeled:
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Max 2.0
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Improving Max
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Max to the Max
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Max: From Zero to Hero
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28.
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"Deuce Babylove 2: Electric Babydeuce": Brad: "Max, nobody
solves anything through ____________ anymore, bro - it's not the 80s."
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Popping collars
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Tennis matches
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Three martini lunches
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Soundtrack-enhanced beach volleyball games
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29.
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"Brothas and Sisters": During their break-up, Dave and Alex get locked in a bedroom and trapped in a:
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Closet
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Shower
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Trunk
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Armoire
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30.
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"Brothas and Sisters": Among the various rumors spread during the episode include each of the following, except:
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Brad and Jane are on the rocks
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Elliot knows Taye Diggs
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Alex is pregnant
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Dave has leprosy
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