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What was the name of the magician whose head the gravedigger found at the cemetery?
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Yorrick
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Blunderman
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Harris
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Houdini
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2.
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Harris had a PhD in what field?
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Psychology
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Meteorology
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Psychiatry
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Arts & Humanities
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On his way to brunch, Harris is horrified to realize it is the first day of spring. This signifies what?
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The weather is about to dramtically change
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The beginning of allergy season
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The beginning of open season on the LA freeway
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The milk in his refrigerator is going bad
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4.
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Sandee is studying to become what?
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A spokesmodel
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A meteorologist
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A supermodel
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An acrobat
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5.
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What is Sara's job?
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Journalist for the London Times
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Painter
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Mason
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Coffee-shop owner
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6.
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According to Harris, what time can someone start making loud, sustained booming sounds?
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6:00 am
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7:45 am
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9:00-9:15 am
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3:45 pm
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7.
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Harris buys what article of clothing from Sandee's character?
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A pair of pants
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A pair of socks
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A tie
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A seersucker suit
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8.
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On their first meeting, the signpost asks Harris to do what?
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Bring it cookies
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Repaint it
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Speak of it fondly
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Hug it
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9.
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Why do Trudi and Harris stop seeing each other?
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She was sleeping with his agent
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She was sleeping with his boss
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She wanted to get a sex change
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He refused to kiss people hello
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10.
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The signpost's first major prediction in the film is:
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"You will have sex during a formal dinner party"
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"The weather will change your life twice"
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"Your boss would make a great bartender"
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"You will never make a bad movie"
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11.
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Why does Harris get fired?
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His boss loses his boat during a rainstorm
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He swears at the station owner
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One of his on-air stunts goes awry
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He punches the restaurant critic
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12.
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Harris' financial statement allows him to order what at L'Idiot?
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Duck
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Chicken
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Salad
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After-dinner mints
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13.
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Why does Harris say he could never be a woman?
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He doesn't find men attractive
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He would look too hippy in dresses
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He would be afraid to apply mascara
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He would stay home playing with his breasts all day
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14.
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Sara is exceptionally bad at what indoor activity?
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Cooking
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Cleaning her bathroom
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Throwing darts
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Knitting
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15.
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What unusual setting does Harris have on his shower?
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Purify
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Slo Mo
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Gentle Mist
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Heavy Water
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16.
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The name of the Santa Barbara hotel Harris takes Sandee to translates as:
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Chicken of the Sea
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Three Little Pigs
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I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
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Tanned Rested and Ready
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17.
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Sara plays what type of instrument?
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Harpsichord
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Zither
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Xylophone
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Tuba
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18.
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The phrase that the signpost relays to Harris, when unscrambled, refers to:
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A name on a tombstone at the graveyard
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The song that Sara plays
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Harris' description of LA architecture
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The name of the clinic where Harris and Sandee get colonics
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19.
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What phrase does Harris write on his window?
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Do Not Feed the Bears
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
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Desperately Handsome
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Bored Beyond Belief
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20.
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What does Sandee say is the correct spelling of her name (less the star at the end)?
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SanDEE
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sAnDEe
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SanDeE
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SaNdEe
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