Without what unit is space travel the dream of a fevered madman?
We have a mystery on our hands, as things around Planet Express have been mysteriously bent - or straightened - including all of the following except:
|Fry’s origami collection|
Bender was born on an assembly line in the bad part of
How old is Bender?
Bender has to find a job to satisfy his raging bend-lust. Unfortunately, the robots at the Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant are on strike because management refused their request:
|for a dartboard in the breakroom|
|to hold a lunchtime volleyball match during their annual factory retreat|
|for more Olde Fortran Malt Liquor in the snack machines|
|to move casual Friday to Monday|
What’s the name of Bender’s new and attractive co-worker?
What’s Angleyne’s job?
|making orthodontic braces|
|making wire hangers|
|making chicken wire|
Farnsworth, who was bent by Bender, has a completely new outlook on life. He’s now dating a:
|young Swedish retired gymnast|
|young Russian retired supermodel|
|young Brazilian retired actress|
|young Thai retired massage therapist|
Bender takes everyone to Elzar’s to declare his newfound love. Why does Elzar suggest they gotta try the pasta?
|it’s been sitting on the stove a week already|
|because the rats in the alley won’t eat it|
|it’s made entirely of leftovers|
|it has a real nice profit margin|
Bender calls Angleyne while pretending to be Flexo, arranges a date, shows up disguised as him and plans to catch her two-timing him with himself. What is the girliest drink in the house?
|a white Russian|
|a sex on the beach|
|a fuzzy navel|
Bender-as-Flexo asks Angleyne to dance, and the DJ for some:
The evening ends with Bender-as-Flexo telling Angleyne a story. What’s the moral of Bender’s story?
|“and that’s why you don’t crack a safe with explosives”|
|“not every piece of evidence can be flushed down a toilet”|
|“don’t deposit your swag at the same bank you stole it from”|
|“if you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it”|
A true gentleman attends to his date’s every need. What cigar does Bender-as-Flexo offer Angleyne as they leave the Hip Joint?
|a Don Castro|
The Robot Mafia decide to punish Flexo, the filthy scab, for flashing his cash-loaf. How?
|by using the industrial magnet|
|by dropping an unbendable girder on him|
|by letting the garbage disposal do its job|
|by putting him in a Crushinator|
The Professor says that it’s Bender’s outlook that needs a good bend. Just like that song he wrote, which begins with the lyric:
|“We all need a new angle on life”|
|“Look at things from a different slant.”|
|“When your day takes a turn for the worse”|
|“Don’t worry, be bendy”|