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![]() Without what unit is space travel the dream of a fevered madman? |
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U-unit | |||
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L-unit | ||
O-unit | |||
V-unit | |||
2. |
![]() We have a mystery on our hands, as things around Planet Express have been mysteriously bent - or straightened - including all of the following except: |
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Fry’s origami collection | ||
Amy’s javelin | |||
Zoidberg’s slinky | |||
Professor Farnsworth | |||
3. |
![]() Bender was born on an assembly line in the bad part of |
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Cancun | |||
Nogales | |||
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Tijuana | ||
Ciudad Juarez | |||
4. |
![]() How old is Bender? |
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3 | |||
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4 | ||
5 | |||
6 | |||
5. |
![]() Bender has to find a job to satisfy his raging bend-lust. Unfortunately, the robots at the Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant are on strike because management refused their request: |
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for a dartboard in the breakroom | |||
to hold a lunchtime volleyball match during their annual factory retreat | |||
for more Olde Fortran Malt Liquor in the snack machines | |||
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to move casual Friday to Monday | ||
6. |
![]() What’s the name of Bender’s new and attractive co-worker? |
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Folda | |||
Creasilla | |||
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Angleyne | ||
Twisterella | |||
7. |
![]() What’s Angleyne’s job? |
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making orthodontic braces | |||
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making wire hangers | ||
making chicken wire | |||
making Slinkies | |||
8. |
![]() Farnsworth, who was bent by Bender, has a completely new outlook on life. He’s now dating a: |
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young Swedish retired gymnast | |||
young Russian retired supermodel | |||
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young Brazilian retired actress | ||
young Thai retired massage therapist | |||
9. |
![]() Bender takes everyone to Elzar’s to declare his newfound love. Why does Elzar suggest they gotta try the pasta? |
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it’s been sitting on the stove a week already | |||
because the rats in the alley won’t eat it | |||
it’s made entirely of leftovers | |||
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it has a real nice profit margin | ||
10. |
![]() Bender calls Angleyne while pretending to be Flexo, arranges a date, shows up disguised as him and plans to catch her two-timing him with himself. What is the girliest drink in the house? |
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an appletini | |||
a white Russian | |||
a sex on the beach | |||
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a fuzzy navel | ||
11. |
![]() Bender-as-Flexo asks Angleyne to dance, and the DJ for some: |
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butt-clattering rhymes | |||
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rump-rattling beats | ||
booty-shaking tunes | |||
junk-slamming jams | |||
12. |
![]() The evening ends with Bender-as-Flexo telling Angleyne a story. What’s the moral of Bender’s story? |
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“and that’s why you don’t crack a safe with explosives” | |||
“not every piece of evidence can be flushed down a toilet” | |||
“don’t deposit your swag at the same bank you stole it from” | |||
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“if you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it” | ||
13. |
![]() A true gentleman attends to his date’s every need. What cigar does Bender-as-Flexo offer Angleyne as they leave the Hip Joint? |
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a Don Castro | |||
a Fantastico | |||
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a Tiparillo | ||
a Zuban | |||
14. |
![]() The Robot Mafia decide to punish Flexo, the filthy scab, for flashing his cash-loaf. How? |
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by using the industrial magnet | |||
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by dropping an unbendable girder on him | ||
by letting the garbage disposal do its job | |||
by putting him in a Crushinator | |||
15. |
![]() The Professor says that it’s Bender’s outlook that needs a good bend. Just like that song he wrote, which begins with the lyric: |
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“We all need a new angle on life” | ||
“Look at things from a different slant.” | |||
“When your day takes a turn for the worse” | |||
“Don’t worry, be bendy” | |||