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![]() Without what unit is space travel the dream of a fevered madman? |
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| U-unit | |||
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L-unit | ||
| O-unit | |||
| V-unit | |||
| 2. |
![]() We have a mystery on our hands, as things around Planet Express have been mysteriously bent - or straightened - including all of the following except: |
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Fry’s origami collection | ||
| Amy’s javelin | |||
| Zoidberg’s slinky | |||
| Professor Farnsworth | |||
| 3. |
![]() Bender was born on an assembly line in the bad part of |
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| Cancun | |||
| Nogales | |||
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Tijuana | ||
| Ciudad Juarez | |||
| 4. |
![]() How old is Bender? |
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| 3 | |||
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4 | ||
| 5 | |||
| 6 | |||
| 5. |
![]() Bender has to find a job to satisfy his raging bend-lust. Unfortunately, the robots at the Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant are on strike because management refused their request: |
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| for a dartboard in the breakroom | |||
| to hold a lunchtime volleyball match during their annual factory retreat | |||
| for more Olde Fortran Malt Liquor in the snack machines | |||
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to move casual Friday to Monday | ||
| 6. |
![]() What’s the name of Bender’s new and attractive co-worker? |
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| Folda | |||
| Creasilla | |||
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Angleyne | ||
| Twisterella | |||
| 7. |
![]() What’s Angleyne’s job? |
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| making orthodontic braces | |||
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making wire hangers | ||
| making chicken wire | |||
| making Slinkies | |||
| 8. |
![]() Farnsworth, who was bent by Bender, has a completely new outlook on life. He’s now dating a: |
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| young Swedish retired gymnast | |||
| young Russian retired supermodel | |||
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young Brazilian retired actress | ||
| young Thai retired massage therapist | |||
| 9. |
![]() Bender takes everyone to Elzar’s to declare his newfound love. Why does Elzar suggest they gotta try the pasta? |
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| it’s been sitting on the stove a week already | |||
| because the rats in the alley won’t eat it | |||
| it’s made entirely of leftovers | |||
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it has a real nice profit margin | ||
| 10. |
![]() Bender calls Angleyne while pretending to be Flexo, arranges a date, shows up disguised as him and plans to catch her two-timing him with himself. What is the girliest drink in the house? |
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| an appletini | |||
| a white Russian | |||
| a sex on the beach | |||
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a fuzzy navel | ||
| 11. |
![]() Bender-as-Flexo asks Angleyne to dance, and the DJ for some: |
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| butt-clattering rhymes | |||
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rump-rattling beats | ||
| booty-shaking tunes | |||
| junk-slamming jams | |||
| 12. |
![]() The evening ends with Bender-as-Flexo telling Angleyne a story. What’s the moral of Bender’s story? |
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| “and that’s why you don’t crack a safe with explosives” | |||
| “not every piece of evidence can be flushed down a toilet” | |||
| “don’t deposit your swag at the same bank you stole it from” | |||
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“if you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it” | ||
| 13. |
![]() A true gentleman attends to his date’s every need. What cigar does Bender-as-Flexo offer Angleyne as they leave the Hip Joint? |
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| a Don Castro | |||
| a Fantastico | |||
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a Tiparillo | ||
| a Zuban | |||
| 14. |
![]() The Robot Mafia decide to punish Flexo, the filthy scab, for flashing his cash-loaf. How? |
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| by using the industrial magnet | |||
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by dropping an unbendable girder on him | ||
| by letting the garbage disposal do its job | |||
| by putting him in a Crushinator | |||
| 15. |
![]() The Professor says that it’s Bender’s outlook that needs a good bend. Just like that song he wrote, which begins with the lyric: |
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“We all need a new angle on life” | ||
| “Look at things from a different slant.” | |||
| “When your day takes a turn for the worse” | |||
| “Don’t worry, be bendy” | |||