1. | Who teleports through the alien wormhole at the start of the film? | ||
Captain America | |||
Loki | |||
The Other | |||
Thor | |||
By way of explanation.....
If you didn't get this one, you probably shouldn't take the Hard version of the quiz. |
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2. | What does Nick Fury ask Loki to do? | ||
Get a haircut | |||
Put down the spear | |||
Run back home to daddy | |||
Walk away before he gets blood on his pretty little helmet | |||
By way of explanation.....
Loki chooses a different spear-related path. |
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3. | Loki infects (hypnotizes? enslaves?) two people. Who are they? | ||
Hawkeye and Agent Coulson | |||
Hawkeye and Erik Selvig | |||
Hawkeye and Maria Hill | |||
Hawkeye and Nick Fury | |||
By way of explanation.....
Loki comes to regret both decisions. |
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4. | One of The Avengers has been held captive by an Eastern European military leader. Who is it? | ||
Black Widow | |||
Captain America | |||
The Hulk | |||
Nick Fury | |||
By way of explanation.....
We soon discover she is held captive in the same way that a willing lover is seduced. |
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5. | Which member of The Avengers scares Black Widow? | ||
Captain America | |||
The Hulk | |||
Iron Man | |||
Thor | |||
By way of explanation.....
I suspect she's racist against green people. |
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6. | When we first see him, Captain America is working his way through a line of... | ||
Autograph seekers | |||
Flirty Women | |||
Punching Bags | |||
Television Reporters | |||
By way of explanation.....
Captain America has some rage. |
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7. | Upon what do Fury and Captain America place a wager? | ||
Something that could surprise Captain America. | |||
Something that could surprise Nick Fury. | |||
Whether the world is ready for the threat of Loki. | |||
Whether the world is ready for The Avengers. | |||
8. | Who brags that they watched Captain America while he was sleeping? | ||
Agent Coulson | |||
Black Widow | |||
Bruce Banner | |||
Loki | |||
By way of explanation.....
It's like that Sandra Bullock movie. No, not While You Were Sleeping. The Blind Side. |
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9. | Agent Coulson is revealed to possess this/these Captain America-based item(s). | ||
The Gloves | |||
The Helmet | |||
The Shield | |||
Vintage trading cards | |||
By way of explanation.....
We all know Stephen Colbert possesses Captain America's shield. |
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10. | Captain America speculates he is on a submarine. He is really on a... | ||
Asymmetric teleporter | |||
Helicarrier | |||
Space ship | |||
Yacht | |||
By way of explanation.....
The Helicarrier is available in convenient Lego form! |
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11. | Who is the last Avenger to make an appearance in the movie? | ||
Black Widow | |||
Captain America | |||
Iron Man | |||
Thor | |||
By way of explanation.....
The other three have already thrown Loki a beating by the time Thor arrives. |
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12. | Thor and Iron Man fight in the forest while who watches? | ||
Black Widow | |||
Captain America | |||
Loki | |||
Nick Fury | |||
By way of explanation.....
Ringside seats for this fight would have sold for a million dollars if the show had been marketed better. |
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13. | One of the crew members is busted by Tony Stark. What is he doing? | ||
Napping at his post | |||
Playing Galaga | |||
Playing Tetris | |||
Surfing porn | |||
By way of explanation.....
The crew member is playing Galaga. Surfing porn is what you were doing before taking this quiz and will be doing afterward. |
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14. | Who is the only person on the "boat" that Nick Fury feels wants to be there? | ||
Bruce Banner | |||
The Hulk | |||
Loki | |||
Maria Hill | |||
By way of explanation.....
As always, Nick Fury's instincts are correct. |
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15. | There is an epic fight scene between The Hulk and who? | ||
Captain America | |||
Iron Man | |||
Thor | |||
All of the above | |||
By way of explanation.....
I love that The Hulk tries but fails to lift Mjolnir. |
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16. | Since this is a Joss Whedon movie, someone has to die. Who is it? | ||
Agent Coulson | |||
Maria Hill | |||
Nick Fury | |||
Pepper Potts | |||
By way of explanation.....
BOP still loves you, Calvin Trager. |
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17. | Who implements "cognitive recalibration" on Hawkeye to knock him out of his hypnotic trance? | ||
Black Widow | |||
Captain America | |||
Maria Hill | |||
Nick Fury | |||
18. | Loki has an army. The Avengers claim a... | ||
Beast | |||
Hulk | |||
Monster | |||
True Norseman | |||
By way of explanation.....
Beast is an Avenger but not in this movie. |
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19. | Loki tries but fails to brainwash one final person/construct. Who is it? | ||
Bruce Banner | |||
JARVIS | |||
Pepper Potts | |||
Tony Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
"Performance issues" |
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20. | When Iron Man says he is bringing the party to the others, what he means is that... | ||
The Avengers have New Year's Eve plans. | |||
It's The Hulk's gamma radiation-induced birthday! | |||
3,000 flying space bugs are being directed their way. | |||
A single ginornous space serpent is being directed their way. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Would Bruce Banner celebrate The Hulk's birthday? |
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21. | What is Bruce Banner's secret? | ||
He can control The Hulk. | |||
He is always angry. | |||
He never really understood the dangers of gamma radiation. | |||
Have you seen Watchman? Dr. Manhattan ain't the only one with oddly colored junk. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Oh, who isn't always angry? |
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22. | All right, here is the easiest question on the quiz. Who utters the line "Puny God"? | ||
The Hulk | |||
Iron Man | |||
Loki | |||
Thor | |||
By way of explanation.....
If you missed this, you haven't watched the movie. |
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23. | After Iron Man passes out, who awakens him? | ||
Black Widow with a kiss | |||
Captain America with a smack to the face | |||
The Hulk with a roar | |||
Thor with a kick to the groin part of the armor | |||
24. | On top of all of the other enemies he is fighting, Iron Man discovers that he is the only Avenger who can... | ||
Close the portal to other world | |||
Disarm a nuclear missile | |||
Identify Loki's exact location | |||
Steal the staff of power from Loki. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Using Loki's staff, Black Widow actually closes the portal. And Loki might as well be FourSquaring his locations during the fight. The nuclear missile is all Iron Man. |
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25. | Okay, the quiz is over. Now we should all go out for some... | ||
Falafels | |||
Injera | |||
Kabobs | |||
Shawarma | |||