Good news everyone! The Professor is sending the Planet Express crew on an extremely controversial mission. What is the name of the ship they will be towing?
|the Jolly Green Giant|
|the Aunt Jemima|
|the Juan Valdez|
|the Joe Camel|
Don’t worry about the Juan Valdez leaking rich Colombian dark matter. It has how many hulls?
The Juan Valdez also has to fly within three feet of ____________ on Pluto
|an orca marine park|
|a penguin preserve|
|a lemming range|
|a polar bear habitat|
Who is the founder of Penguins Unlimited?
|Fuzzy Rainbow Sr.|
|Compost Birkenstock Sr.|
|Free Waterfall Sr.|
|Windfarm Phoenix Sr.|
Why does Free Waterfall Sr. favour a thumbs-up over clapping?
|thumbs-ups are mold-friendly|
|clapping kills internal parasites|
|thumbs-ups do not contribute to the greenhouse effect|
|clapping may harm small insects|
Bender is promoted to captain of the Planet Express ship. He likes to give his first mates an informal nickname – in Fry’s case:
What does Free Waterfall Sr. refers to permafrost as what?
|nature’s candy bars|
Bender claims he won the medal he is most proud of by saving the children of earth from:
|a giant anteater|
|a giant kangaroo|
|a giant orang-utan|
|a giant rhinoceros|
After driving while not drunk, Bender crashes the tanker into the penguin preserve. How many hours of community service must he serve?
Bender manages to escape by disguising himself as a penguin thanks to his tuxedo. He might not have gotten away if Smitty and URL had paid attention to their chief’s advice of:
|“sleep on your own time”|
|“this is why you don’t dance on duty”|
|“don’t let the robot get away”|
Turns out the dark matter makes the penguins extra-fertile. Free Waterfall Sr. calls it a perverted trail mix of all of the following, except:
|Spanish penguin fly|
Leela claims that if something is fun in any way, it’s not environmentalism. But the obvious counter-example of environmentalism being fun is:
|setting lumberyards on fire|
|blowing up dams|
Leela tries to convince herself that shooting a penguin is just like murdering:
|a rude maître d’|
|a little butler|
Item #1 on Bender’s task list is Bend. What is Item #2?
|Do the Bender|
|Kill All Humans|
Life can be hilariously cruel. How do the penguins die?
|being eaten by an orca|
|thanks to Bender’s flamethrower|
|devoured by a sea monster, and then regurgitated into the mouths of its young|
|by turning their new-found guns on one another|