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![]() Good news everyone! The Professor is sending the Planet Express crew on an extremely controversial mission. What is the name of the ship they will be towing? |
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| the Jolly Green Giant | |||
| the Aunt Jemima | |||
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the Juan Valdez | ||
| the Joe Camel | |||
| 2. |
![]() Don’t worry about the Juan Valdez leaking rich Colombian dark matter. It has how many hulls? |
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6,000 | ||
| 7,000 | |||
| 8,000 | |||
| 9,000 | |||
| 3. |
![]() The Juan Valdez also has to fly within three feet of ____________ on Pluto |
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| an orca marine park | |||
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a penguin preserve | ||
| a lemming range | |||
| a polar bear habitat | |||
| 4. |
![]() Who is the founder of Penguins Unlimited? |
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| Fuzzy Rainbow Sr. | |||
| Compost Birkenstock Sr. | |||
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Free Waterfall Sr. | ||
| Windfarm Phoenix Sr. | |||
| 5. |
![]() Why does Free Waterfall Sr. favour a thumbs-up over clapping? |
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thumbs-ups are mold-friendly | ||
| clapping kills internal parasites | |||
| thumbs-ups do not contribute to the greenhouse effect | |||
| clapping may harm small insects | |||
| 6. |
![]() Bender is promoted to captain of the Planet Express ship. He likes to give his first mates an informal nickname – in Fry’s case: |
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| Dumpy | |||
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Wiggles | ||
| Grindle | |||
| Muffy | |||
| 7. |
![]() What does Free Waterfall Sr. refers to permafrost as what? |
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| nature’s granola | |||
| nature’s poncho | |||
| nature’s candy bars | |||
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nature’s long-johns | ||
| 8. |
![]() Bender claims he won the medal he is most proud of by saving the children of earth from: |
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| a giant anteater | |||
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a giant kangaroo | ||
| a giant orang-utan | |||
| a giant rhinoceros | |||
| 9. |
![]() After driving while not drunk, Bender crashes the tanker into the penguin preserve. How many hours of community service must he serve? |
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five | ||
| six | |||
| eight | |||
| twelve | |||
| 10. |
![]() Bender manages to escape by disguising himself as a penguin thanks to his tuxedo. He might not have gotten away if Smitty and URL had paid attention to their chief’s advice of: |
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| “sleep on your own time” | |||
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“no hugging” | ||
| “this is why you don’t dance on duty” | |||
| “don’t let the robot get away” | |||
| 11. |
![]() Turns out the dark matter makes the penguins extra-fertile. Free Waterfall Sr. calls it a perverted trail mix of all of the following, except: |
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| penguin Viagra | |||
| penguin oestrogen | |||
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penguin poppers | ||
| Spanish penguin fly | |||
| 12. |
![]() Leela claims that if something is fun in any way, it’s not environmentalism. But the obvious counter-example of environmentalism being fun is: |
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| setting lumberyards on fire | |||
| trashing Chevrolets | |||
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blowing up dams | ||
| singing Kumbaya | |||
| 13. |
![]() Leela tries to convince herself that shooting a penguin is just like murdering: |
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| a rude maître d’ | |||
| Mr Pennybags | |||
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a little butler | ||
| James Bond | |||
| 14. |
![]() Item #1 on Bender’s task list is Bend. What is Item #2? |
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| Do the Bender | |||
| Kill All Humans | |||
| Drink Beer | |||
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Cheese It! | ||
| 15. |
![]() Life can be hilariously cruel. How do the penguins die? |
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being eaten by an orca | ||
| thanks to Bender’s flamethrower | |||
| devoured by a sea monster, and then regurgitated into the mouths of its young | |||
| by turning their new-found guns on one another | |||