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![]() Good news everyone! The Professor is sending the Planet Express crew on an extremely controversial mission. What is the name of the ship they will be towing? |
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the Jolly Green Giant | |||
the Aunt Jemima | |||
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the Juan Valdez | ||
the Joe Camel | |||
2. |
![]() Don’t worry about the Juan Valdez leaking rich Colombian dark matter. It has how many hulls? |
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6,000 | ||
7,000 | |||
8,000 | |||
9,000 | |||
3. |
![]() The Juan Valdez also has to fly within three feet of ____________ on Pluto |
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an orca marine park | |||
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a penguin preserve | ||
a lemming range | |||
a polar bear habitat | |||
4. |
![]() Who is the founder of Penguins Unlimited? |
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Fuzzy Rainbow Sr. | |||
Compost Birkenstock Sr. | |||
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Free Waterfall Sr. | ||
Windfarm Phoenix Sr. | |||
5. |
![]() Why does Free Waterfall Sr. favour a thumbs-up over clapping? |
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thumbs-ups are mold-friendly | ||
clapping kills internal parasites | |||
thumbs-ups do not contribute to the greenhouse effect | |||
clapping may harm small insects | |||
6. |
![]() Bender is promoted to captain of the Planet Express ship. He likes to give his first mates an informal nickname – in Fry’s case: |
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Dumpy | |||
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Wiggles | ||
Grindle | |||
Muffy | |||
7. |
![]() What does Free Waterfall Sr. refers to permafrost as what? |
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nature’s granola | |||
nature’s poncho | |||
nature’s candy bars | |||
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nature’s long-johns | ||
8. |
![]() Bender claims he won the medal he is most proud of by saving the children of earth from: |
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a giant anteater | |||
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a giant kangaroo | ||
a giant orang-utan | |||
a giant rhinoceros | |||
9. |
![]() After driving while not drunk, Bender crashes the tanker into the penguin preserve. How many hours of community service must he serve? |
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five | ||
six | |||
eight | |||
twelve | |||
10. |
![]() Bender manages to escape by disguising himself as a penguin thanks to his tuxedo. He might not have gotten away if Smitty and URL had paid attention to their chief’s advice of: |
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“sleep on your own time” | |||
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“no hugging” | ||
“this is why you don’t dance on duty” | |||
“don’t let the robot get away” | |||
11. |
![]() Turns out the dark matter makes the penguins extra-fertile. Free Waterfall Sr. calls it a perverted trail mix of all of the following, except: |
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penguin Viagra | |||
penguin oestrogen | |||
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penguin poppers | ||
Spanish penguin fly | |||
12. |
![]() Leela claims that if something is fun in any way, it’s not environmentalism. But the obvious counter-example of environmentalism being fun is: |
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setting lumberyards on fire | |||
trashing Chevrolets | |||
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blowing up dams | ||
singing Kumbaya | |||
13. |
![]() Leela tries to convince herself that shooting a penguin is just like murdering: |
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a rude maître d’ | |||
Mr Pennybags | |||
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a little butler | ||
James Bond | |||
14. |
![]() Item #1 on Bender’s task list is Bend. What is Item #2? |
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Do the Bender | |||
Kill All Humans | |||
Drink Beer | |||
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Cheese It! | ||
15. |
![]() Life can be hilariously cruel. How do the penguins die? |
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being eaten by an orca | ||
thanks to Bender’s flamethrower | |||
devoured by a sea monster, and then regurgitated into the mouths of its young | |||
by turning their new-found guns on one another | |||