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The opening of the film is set in what Eastern US state?
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Rhode Island
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Maine
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Delaware
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Maryland
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2.
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Ted's prom tux was:
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Greenish
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Blueish
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Yellowish
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Brownish
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3.
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Warren doesn't like to be touched on a particular part of his body. Ted finds this out the hard way and receives a pummeling. Warren freaks out if someone tries to touch his:
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Ears
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Feet
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Elbow
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Nose
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4.
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Ted's zipper tragedy occurs after he is caught inadvertently watching Mary change. What objects had been obscuring his view, but moved to reveal Mary undressed?
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Leaves
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A moving van
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Birds
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A window blind
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5.
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According to Ted's therapist, what are "homosexual hangouts?"
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Fitness club locker rooms
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Basketball courts
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Highway rest areas
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High-end supermarkets
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6.
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Pat Healy travelled to this state to track Mary down for Ted:
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Florida
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Texas
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Colorado
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Louisiana
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7.
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What is the name of Mary's severely over-tanned neighbor?
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Dolores
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Magda
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Helena
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Celeste
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8.
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Pat Healy overhears Mary saying that her ideal man would have a professions such as this, so he poses as one:
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An airline pilot
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An architect
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A veterinarian
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A psychologist
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Returning from tracking down Mary, Pat tells Ted a number of lies concerning Mary. Which of the following is not among them?
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She was overweight
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She had several kids
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She was wanted for murder
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She was in a wheelchair
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10.
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Ted learns from his chiropractor that Pat has lied about Mary, revealing that she is still a fox, and has this job:
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Lawyer
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Teacher
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Marine biologist
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Orthopedic surgeon
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To help him win over Mary, Pat drugs a dog and, attempting to revive it, sets it on fire. What was the name of the poor little pooch?
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Oreo
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Puffy
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Bruiser
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Butch
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12.
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Driving down to see Mary, Ted picked up a hitchhiker, whose idea was to improve on which fitness product?
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Eight Minute Abs
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The Gazelle
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The Thighmaster
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The Richard Simmons Workout
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13.
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Coinciding with Ted learning about Mary's actual status, Ted's friend Dom starts exhibiting what nervous manifestation?
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Facial tic
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Hives
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Stammering
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Loss of bladder control
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Ted was put through the ringer by state troopers who mistakenly thought Ted was guilty of:
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Robbing banks
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Holding up a convenience store
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Murdering a hitchhiker
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Being a terrorist
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When Tucker tells Mary that he doubts Pat is an architect, Pat changes his story, saying that he actually has this profession:
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Elementary school teacher
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Film critic
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Systems analyst
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Peace Corps worker
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16.
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Setting up the infamous "hair gel" scene, Dom tells Ted he should do what before his date with Mary:
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Shower thoroughly
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Stock up on breath mints
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Masturbate
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Go buy her flowers
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Tucker is revealed to also be lying about being an architect. What is his actual job?
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Newspaper reporter
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Pizza delivery boy
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Movie theater snack counter attendant
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Hotel concierge
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18.
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Mary considers this film to be "one of the greatest love stories of our time:"
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Harold and Maude
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The Princess Bride
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True Romance
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Beauty and the Beast
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19.
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Returning from their date, Mary and Ted find an over-energized Magda vacuuming her apartment. Why did she have so much energy?
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She had be inadvertenly drugged by Pat and Tucker
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She just had sex
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She had just done a line of coke
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Her soap opera had a particularly intriguing story line
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20.
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The minstrel-type musicians who appear throughout the film play which instruments?
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Triangle and banjo
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Ukulele and trumpet
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Guitar and drums
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Sax and fiddle
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21.
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Tucker reveals that he sabotaged Mary's relationship with an earlier boyfriend. That boyfriend turned out to be which professional athlete?
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Joe Montana
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Brett Farve
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Michael Jordan
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John Elway
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22.
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Prior to their breakup, Woogie had stolen Mary's:
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Shoes
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Lingerie
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Doll collection
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Earrings
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23.
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In addition to getting bitten in the crotch by a crazed dog, what other physical trauma did Ted suffer?
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His back was broken after being hit with a baseball bat
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A nail went through his hand
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A fish hook caught his lip
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He was stung by hornets
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24.
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Each of these songs were featured in the film. Which played over the closing credits?
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Mary's Prayer
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Build Me Up Buttercup
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Is She Really Going Out With Him?
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History Repeating
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25.
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Throughout the film, Mary is shown commiserating with a group of her friends. Which comedienne plays one of Mary's cohorts?
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Wanda Sykes
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Paula Poundstone
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Sarah Silverman
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Kathy Griffin
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