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Linda and Morbo are reading the news. In what has become a winter tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid what? There were no survivors. |
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ammonia | |||
nitrogen | |||
methane | |||
helium | |||
2. |
Walter Cronkite’s head gives a stern warning about that murderous brute better known as Santa. Immediately after Planet Express is secured, the Professor orders Bender, Leela and Fry to take a sack of children’s letters to Santa’s death fortress on which planet? |
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Saturn | |||
Uranus | |||
Neptune | |||
Pluto | |||
3. |
Fry reads some of the children’s letters to Santa. What is not one of the excerpts he reads? |
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“Please bring me a coffin for Grandpa.” | |||
“The bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun really tore up my insides.” | |||
“We left milk and cookies out for you. You didn’t have to take the turkey too.” | |||
“He’s beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what I mean.” | |||
4. |
Santa is watching who’s been naughty when some Neptunians interrupt. “Don’t you ever knock? Who knows what naughty things I could be watching? I get _______ on this thing, you know!” |
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New Orleans | |||
Amsterdam | |||
Bangkok | |||
Jerusalem | |||
5. |
Santa is trapped in the Neptunian ice, and Fry volunteers to deliver the billions and billions of presents. Which human does Fry think could deliver them? |
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Chuck Norris | |||
Steve McQueen | |||
Evel Knievel | |||
Mr Miyagi | |||
6. |
Bender volunteers to be Santa, but no one on Earth trusts him because Santa is the father of all lies and the uncle of all tricks. But Bender comes bearing ________. |
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G.I. Joes | |||
Tickle-Me-Elmos | |||
Clue | |||
Tri-ominos | |||
7. |
What does Petunia attack Bender-as-Santa with? |
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a bazooka | |||
a flamethrower | |||
a shotgun | |||
throwing stars | |||
8. |
Kwanzaa-bot is voiced by: |
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Snoop Dogg | |||
LL Cool J | |||
Ice-T | |||
Coolio | |||
9. |
Bender is captured and sent to trial. What does Judge Whitey have waiting for him at his mansion? |
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a chicken Alfredo with buttered noodles | |||
a ham dinner with mayonnaise | |||
a pot roast with gravy | |||
a mac and cheese | |||
10. |
The pollution from Santa’s factory has caused a greenhouse effect. What does that explain, sort of? |
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the Neptunians’ sporty ribbed tank-tops | |||
the Neptunians’ cheerful beach outfits | |||
the Neptunians’ breezy short-shorts | |||
the Neptunians’ fabulous cowl-neck T-shirts | |||
11. |
Bender, who everyone believes is Santa, is sentenced to death. What is the method of execution? |
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magnet | |||
EMP | |||
compactor | |||
off-switch | |||
12. |
Bender’s execution will be triggered by a random number generator. What number will trigger Mayor Poopenmeyer to pull the switch? |
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99 | |||
7 | |||
0 | |||
-1 | |||
13. |
Who interrupts Bender’s execution dressed as Jesus? |
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Amy | |||
Hermes | |||
the Professor | |||
Zoidberg | |||
14. |
What song does Bender sing when the electro-magnet is turned on? |
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Michael Row The Boat Ashore | |||
The Gospel Train | |||
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot | |||
Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen | |||
15. |
There’s Kwanzaa-bot, and there’s also a Chanukah what? |
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golem | |||
pirate | |||
zombie | |||
merman | |||