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![]() Linda and Morbo are reading the news. In what has become a winter tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid what? There were no survivors. |
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ammonia | ||
nitrogen | |||
methane | |||
helium | |||
2. |
![]() Walter Cronkite’s head gives a stern warning about that murderous brute better known as Santa. Immediately after Planet Express is secured, the Professor orders Bender, Leela and Fry to take a sack of children’s letters to Santa’s death fortress on which planet? |
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Saturn | |||
Uranus | |||
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Neptune | ||
Pluto | |||
3. |
![]() Fry reads some of the children’s letters to Santa. What is not one of the excerpts he reads? |
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“Please bring me a coffin for Grandpa.” | |||
“The bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun really tore up my insides.” | |||
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“We left milk and cookies out for you. You didn’t have to take the turkey too.” | ||
“He’s beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what I mean.” | |||
4. |
![]() Santa is watching who’s been naughty when some Neptunians interrupt. “Don’t you ever knock? Who knows what naughty things I could be watching? I get _______ on this thing, you know!” |
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New Orleans | ||
Amsterdam | |||
Bangkok | |||
Jerusalem | |||
5. |
![]() Santa is trapped in the Neptunian ice, and Fry volunteers to deliver the billions and billions of presents. Which human does Fry think could deliver them? |
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Chuck Norris | |||
Steve McQueen | |||
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Evel Knievel | ||
Mr Miyagi | |||
6. |
![]() Bender volunteers to be Santa, but no one on Earth trusts him because Santa is the father of all lies and the uncle of all tricks. But Bender comes bearing ________. |
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G.I. Joes | |||
Tickle-Me-Elmos | |||
Clue | |||
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Tri-ominos | ||
7. |
![]() What does Petunia attack Bender-as-Santa with? |
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a bazooka | |||
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a flamethrower | ||
a shotgun | |||
throwing stars | |||
8. |
![]() Kwanzaa-bot is voiced by: |
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Snoop Dogg | |||
LL Cool J | |||
Ice-T | |||
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Coolio | ||
9. |
![]() Bender is captured and sent to trial. What does Judge Whitey have waiting for him at his mansion? |
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a chicken Alfredo with buttered noodles | |||
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a ham dinner with mayonnaise | ||
a pot roast with gravy | |||
a mac and cheese | |||
10. |
![]() The pollution from Santa’s factory has caused a greenhouse effect. What does that explain, sort of? |
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the Neptunians’ sporty ribbed tank-tops | |||
the Neptunians’ cheerful beach outfits | |||
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the Neptunians’ breezy short-shorts | ||
the Neptunians’ fabulous cowl-neck T-shirts | |||
11. |
![]() Bender, who everyone believes is Santa, is sentenced to death. What is the method of execution? |
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magnet | ||
EMP | |||
compactor | |||
off-switch | |||
12. |
![]() Bender’s execution will be triggered by a random number generator. What number will trigger Mayor Poopenmeyer to pull the switch? |
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99 | |||
7 | |||
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0 | ||
-1 | |||
13. |
![]() Who interrupts Bender’s execution dressed as Jesus? |
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Amy | |||
Hermes | |||
the Professor | |||
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Zoidberg | ||
14. |
![]() What song does Bender sing when the electro-magnet is turned on? |
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Michael Row The Boat Ashore | |||
The Gospel Train | |||
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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot | ||
Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen | |||
15. |
![]() There’s Kwanzaa-bot, and there’s also a Chanukah what? |
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golem | |||
pirate | |||
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zombie | ||
merman | |||