Linda and Morbo are reading the news. In what has become a winter tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid what? There were no survivors.
Walter Cronkite’s head gives a stern warning about that murderous brute better known as Santa. Immediately after Planet Express is secured, the Professor orders Bender, Leela and Fry to take a sack of children’s letters to Santa’s death fortress on which planet?
Fry reads some of the children’s letters to Santa. What is not one of the excerpts he reads?
|“Please bring me a coffin for Grandpa.”|
|“The bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun really tore up my insides.”|
|“We left milk and cookies out for you. You didn’t have to take the turkey too.”|
|“He’s beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what I mean.”|
Santa is watching who’s been naughty when some Neptunians interrupt. “Don’t you ever knock? Who knows what naughty things I could be watching? I get _______ on this thing, you know!”
Santa is trapped in the Neptunian ice, and Fry volunteers to deliver the billions and billions of presents. Which human does Fry think could deliver them?
Bender volunteers to be Santa, but no one on Earth trusts him because Santa is the father of all lies and the uncle of all tricks. But Bender comes bearing ________.
What does Petunia attack Bender-as-Santa with?
Kwanzaa-bot is voiced by:
|LL Cool J|
Bender is captured and sent to trial. What does Judge Whitey have waiting for him at his mansion?
|a chicken Alfredo with buttered noodles|
|a ham dinner with mayonnaise|
|a pot roast with gravy|
|a mac and cheese|
The pollution from Santa’s factory has caused a greenhouse effect. What does that explain, sort of?
|the Neptunians’ sporty ribbed tank-tops|
|the Neptunians’ cheerful beach outfits|
|the Neptunians’ breezy short-shorts|
|the Neptunians’ fabulous cowl-neck T-shirts|
Bender, who everyone believes is Santa, is sentenced to death. What is the method of execution?
Bender’s execution will be triggered by a random number generator. What number will trigger Mayor Poopenmeyer to pull the switch?
Who interrupts Bender’s execution dressed as Jesus?
What song does Bender sing when the electro-magnet is turned on?
|Michael Row The Boat Ashore|
|The Gospel Train|
|Swing Low, Sweet Chariot|
|Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen|
There’s Kwanzaa-bot, and there’s also a Chanukah what?