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![]() Linda and Morbo are reading the news. In what has become a winter tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid what? There were no survivors. |
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ammonia | ||
| nitrogen | |||
| methane | |||
| helium | |||
| 2. |
![]() Walter Cronkite’s head gives a stern warning about that murderous brute better known as Santa. Immediately after Planet Express is secured, the Professor orders Bender, Leela and Fry to take a sack of children’s letters to Santa’s death fortress on which planet? |
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| Saturn | |||
| Uranus | |||
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Neptune | ||
| Pluto | |||
| 3. |
![]() Fry reads some of the children’s letters to Santa. What is not one of the excerpts he reads? |
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| “Please bring me a coffin for Grandpa.” | |||
| “The bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun really tore up my insides.” | |||
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“We left milk and cookies out for you. You didn’t have to take the turkey too.” | ||
| “He’s beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what I mean.” | |||
| 4. |
![]() Santa is watching who’s been naughty when some Neptunians interrupt. “Don’t you ever knock? Who knows what naughty things I could be watching? I get _______ on this thing, you know!” |
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New Orleans | ||
| Amsterdam | |||
| Bangkok | |||
| Jerusalem | |||
| 5. |
![]() Santa is trapped in the Neptunian ice, and Fry volunteers to deliver the billions and billions of presents. Which human does Fry think could deliver them? |
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| Chuck Norris | |||
| Steve McQueen | |||
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Evel Knievel | ||
| Mr Miyagi | |||
| 6. |
![]() Bender volunteers to be Santa, but no one on Earth trusts him because Santa is the father of all lies and the uncle of all tricks. But Bender comes bearing ________. |
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| G.I. Joes | |||
| Tickle-Me-Elmos | |||
| Clue | |||
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Tri-ominos | ||
| 7. |
![]() What does Petunia attack Bender-as-Santa with? |
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| a bazooka | |||
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a flamethrower | ||
| a shotgun | |||
| throwing stars | |||
| 8. |
![]() Kwanzaa-bot is voiced by: |
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| Snoop Dogg | |||
| LL Cool J | |||
| Ice-T | |||
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Coolio | ||
| 9. |
![]() Bender is captured and sent to trial. What does Judge Whitey have waiting for him at his mansion? |
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| a chicken Alfredo with buttered noodles | |||
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a ham dinner with mayonnaise | ||
| a pot roast with gravy | |||
| a mac and cheese | |||
| 10. |
![]() The pollution from Santa’s factory has caused a greenhouse effect. What does that explain, sort of? |
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| the Neptunians’ sporty ribbed tank-tops | |||
| the Neptunians’ cheerful beach outfits | |||
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the Neptunians’ breezy short-shorts | ||
| the Neptunians’ fabulous cowl-neck T-shirts | |||
| 11. |
![]() Bender, who everyone believes is Santa, is sentenced to death. What is the method of execution? |
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magnet | ||
| EMP | |||
| compactor | |||
| off-switch | |||
| 12. |
![]() Bender’s execution will be triggered by a random number generator. What number will trigger Mayor Poopenmeyer to pull the switch? |
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| 99 | |||
| 7 | |||
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0 | ||
| -1 | |||
| 13. |
![]() Who interrupts Bender’s execution dressed as Jesus? |
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| Amy | |||
| Hermes | |||
| the Professor | |||
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Zoidberg | ||
| 14. |
![]() What song does Bender sing when the electro-magnet is turned on? |
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| Michael Row The Boat Ashore | |||
| The Gospel Train | |||
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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot | ||
| Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen | |||
| 15. |
![]() There’s Kwanzaa-bot, and there’s also a Chanukah what? |
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| golem | |||
| pirate | |||
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zombie | ||
| merman | |||