This episode’s couch gag features a special guest appearance by:
|Kang and Kodos|
|the Simpsons from the Tracey Ullman Show|
Which student, missing since the last field trip, does Skinner claim not to remember?
|Sherri (but he remembers Terri)|
Today’s field trip is to the Springfield Shopper. What was the Shopper’s headline on the day Homer was born?
|Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born|
|Parents Distraught After Baby Mix-Up At Hospital|
|It’s Twins! Readers Decide Which One Gets Raised By Gypsies|
|Fat, Slippery Baby Dropped on Head by Nurse|
The Shopper is putting in a farewell shindig for their food critic, Mimi. It includes all of the following foods, except:
|pizza that is hardly numero uno|
|tacos that fail to think outside the bun|
|ice cream cake that reminds us “why make 31 flavors when you can’t even get vanilla right?”|
Homer writes a sample food review, which includes all of the following except:
|words like pasghetti and momatoes|
|numerous threatening references to the UN|
|what appear to be drool stains|
|the words “Screw Flanders” over and over again|
With Lisa’s help, Homer writes a publishable food review. What is the English equivalent of Homer’s lusty drooling (as in, “Aaaaagh, donuts”)
Homer’s main suggestion is to include the word:
The Simpsons eat out at Planet Springfield. Who is not one of the owners?
|the Russian Mafia|
|Johnny Carson’s third wife|
Homer is advised to be more critical in his reviews. His next review takes him to a dinner theatre, where Krusty decides to punch up which play on the fly?
Marge’s pork chops get Homer’s lowest rating ever:
|six drooling smiley faces|
|seven thumbs up|
Springfield’s angry restaurateurs plan to kill Homer, with a delicious and deadly:
|chocolate Bavarian cream|
|chocolate fudge cake|
Marge’s female intuition says something bad will happen to Homer at the Taste of Springfield festival. But something bad happens to Homer when he goes anywhere. What new bad thing happens to him?
Of the following, which is a stand at the Taste of Springfield festival?
|Disco Stu’s Disco Fondue|
|Lunchlady Doris’ Mystery Meat|
What does Lou apparently suggest regularly for lunch?
At the end of the episode, Homer finally gets his comeuppance, from all of the following except:
|the Russian mafia, Chuck Norris and Johnny Carson’s third wife|
|various zoo animals|