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Which of the following does the bandit not demand of the waggoners:
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Every damn thing else on that boat
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One-on-one time with the missus
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Pretty floral bonnet
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What's due us
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2.
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Why wasn't Zoe in the dress?
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If anyone wears a dress in that family, it's Wash
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She gets wagon sickness
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Tactics, woman!
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They tried, but she got to her gun too fast
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3.
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What do the townfolk give Jayne?
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A boomstick
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A rainstick
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A stocking hat
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Vera
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4.
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What do Mal and his new bride have in common?
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Both of them are excited to celebrate the honeymoon
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They agree Jayne has bad manners
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They're both left handed
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They're the only ones who don't think it's funny
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5.
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"Someone ever tries to kill you..."
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Run and hide. Bravado gets people killed.
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They're probably not your friend.
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Turn the other cheek.
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You try to kill them right back.
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6.
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Who does not reside in the very special level of Hell?
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Captains with a penchant for buggery
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Child molesters
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People like Mal who take advantage
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People who talk at the theater
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7.
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How does Zoe describe Our Mrs. Reynolds?
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The bad kind of ginger
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Evil bitch
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Nubile little slave girl
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Unstable even in comparison to Reavers or River
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8.
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What does Our Mrs. Reynolds offer to do with Mal once he is finished with supper?
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It's illegal in 48 states as well as the Alliance, that's all we'll say
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Massage away his misery
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Wash his feet
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You know that Avril Lavigne song, Happy Ending?...
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9.
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What is Inara's specialty?
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Fingercuffs
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Washing feet
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You know that Rolling Stones album, Sticky Fingers?...
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This quiz is getting away from us, isn't it?
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10.
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What does Jayne offer to Mal in exchange for Mrs. Reynolds?
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Grenades
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His bunk
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Two full months without smart mouth
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Vera
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11.
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Wash spent six full weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was:
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Beagle rustling
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Dodgeball
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Juggling Geese
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Quarters
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12.
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Who doesn't Saffron hit on during her time on Serenity?
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Inara
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Mal
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Shepherd Book
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Wash
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13.
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Saffron poisons two people. Which one does she simply beat up?
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Inara
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Kaylee
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Mal
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Wash
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14.
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How does Inara get poisoned?
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Gas in her shuttle
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Kisses Mal
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Kisses Saffron
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She drinks Saffron's tea
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15.
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"What's your real name?"...
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Bridget
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Christina
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Yolanda
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You'd only have lied anyhow
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