1. | It was a bit of a slow week, so I'm sure you can tell us which crime snowboarder Shawn White was charged with: | ||
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vandalism | ||
speeding | |||
theft | |||
marijuana possession, duh | |||
2. | Blue Jays shortstop Yunel Escobar was suspended for three games after playing a game last Saturday with a homophobic slur located here: | ||
his bat | |||
his batting gloves | |||
his cap | |||
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his eye black | ||
3. | This notable blowh...er, talking head went on a rather amusing rant after believing an article about him in The Onion was real: | ||
Skip Bayless | |||
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Stephen A. Smith | ||
Mike Francesa | |||
Colin Cowherd | |||
4. | Steve Sabol, the man associated with the company behind virtually all video footage of this sport, passed away this week: | ||
MLB | |||
NBA | |||
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NFL | ||
NHL | |||
5. | In your weekly dose of NFL replacement referee hilarity, Eagles running back LeShawn McCoy claims he was told this by a ref: | ||
"You're my favorite player!" | |||
"Can you sign this ball?" | |||
"You suck, McCoy!" | |||
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"I need you for my fantasy team!" | ||
6. | Guess the number! Old Dominion quarterback Taylor Heinicke threw for a new Division I record of this many yards in a 64-61 barnburner over New Hampshire: | ||
699 | |||
716 | |||
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730 | ||
736 | |||
7. | After going out and scoring a touchdown on Monday Night Football, a member of this team was arrested and charged with DUI | ||
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Atlanta | ||
Denver | |||
Seattle | |||
Green Bay | |||
8. | With wins over the Mariners and Red Sox in extra innings, the Orioles have improbably now won this many consecutive games in which there is free baseball: | ||
13 | |||
14 | |||
15 | |||
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16 | ||
9. | Each of the following ranked (or formerly ranked...) teams lost on Saturday except for: | ||
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Kansas State | ||
Michigan | |||
Clemson | |||
Oklahoma | |||
10. | Behold the first gentleman to reach 20 wins in the majors this year: | ||
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Gio Gonzalez | ||
Jered Weaver | |||
R.A. Dickey | |||
David Price | |||
11. | Quick! Pick the 0-3 team! | ||
Kansas City | |||
Tampa Bay | |||
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New Orleans | ||
St. Louis | |||
12. | Quick again! Pick the 3-0 team! | ||
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Arizona | ||
New England | |||
Green Bay | |||
New York Giants | |||
13. | No OPJ quiz could be (or is it can be?) complete without the Contractually Obligated NASCAR question! So this we we ask you to name the winner of this week's Chase race at New Hampshire Speedway | ||
Jimmie Johnson | |||
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Denny Hamlin | ||
Jeff Gordon | |||
Clint Bowyer | |||
14. | This was the only Week 3 victor below who was able to finish off their opponent in a mere four quarters: | ||
Jets | |||
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Jaguars | ||
Chiefs | |||
Titans | |||
15. | The Natinals clinched a playoff spot on Thursday, meaning there will be postseason baseball in Washington for the first time since this guy occupied the White House in that city: | ||
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FDR | ||
JFK | |||
LBJ | |||
GWB | |||
By way of explanation.....
The Washington Senators (who later became the Twins) last made the postseason in 1933. |
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16. | Meanwhile, earlier in the same day, this was the first team to officially punch their ticket to the playoffs: | ||
San Francisco | |||
Texas | |||
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Cincinnati | ||
New York Yankees | |||
17. | For some reason it seems fitting that this NFLer will soon have his own brand of cereal: | ||
Chris Kluwe | |||
Andrew Luck | |||
Robert Griffin III | |||
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Rob Gronkowski | ||
18. | For health reasons, the head coach of this college basketball team resigned on Thursday: | ||
Texas | |||
Texas A&M | |||
North Texas | |||
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Texas Tech | ||
19. | This guy walked away with the PGA Tour Championship and the FedEx Cup, meaning he's probably going to buy the next round or seven with all the money he just won: | ||
Bubba Watson | |||
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Brandt Snedeker | ||
Justin Rose | |||
Rory McIlroy | |||
20. | So despite leading the National League in hitting, can Melky Cabrera still win the batting title while serving a 50-game suspension? | ||
Yes, he has enough plate appearances | |||
No, he won't have enough plate appearances | |||
No, MLB officially disqualified him from doing so (even though he would) | |||
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No, he chose to have himself disqualified from doing so (even though he would) | ||