1. | Malcolm's my indentured man, with three years left on his debt. I imagine we'll have to add another six months after this little adventure. | ||
Zoe | |||
Inara | |||
Wash | |||
Jayne | |||
2. | You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. We’ll freeze to death first. | ||
River | |||
Simon | |||
Shepherd Book | |||
Mal | |||
3. | And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other, til we go away? | ||
Zoe | |||
Jayne | |||
Wash | |||
Mal | |||
4. | Naked. Yes. And, uh, on top of the statue of Hippocrates. Can you just picture me? | ||
Shepherd Book | |||
Simon | |||
Inara | |||
Mal | |||
5. | Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys. Maybe not, though. Maybe I've always been here. | ||
Jayne | |||
Mal | |||
Jubal Early | |||
River | |||
6. | You wanna explain to me exactly why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me? | ||
Mal | |||
Zoe | |||
Simon | |||
Jayne | |||
7. | Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you. | ||
Shepherd Book | |||
Inara | |||
Zoe | |||
Mal | |||
8. | The Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you to run afoul of his blushing, psychotic bride. If she figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say, "Don't turn me in... lady." | ||
Saffron | |||
Jayne | |||
Inara | |||
Shepherd Book | |||
9. | Hey, sweetie. Don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. | ||
Inara | |||
Shepherd Book | |||
Simon | |||
Kaylee | |||
10. | And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! | ||
Shepherd Book | |||
Jayne | |||
Zoe | |||
Mal | |||
11. | So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl? | ||
Saffron | |||
Mal | |||
Zoe | |||
Jayne | |||
12. | Unless you combine it with dilaftin. Which any first-year should know is the standard prep medication your patient was taking before surgery. Your patient should be dead. | ||
Shepherd Book | |||
Simon | |||
Rance Burgess | |||
Saffron | |||
13. | I love the fact that you two are old army buddies -- you have wacky stories that have ribcages in them, but could you have an opinion of your own, please? | ||
Wash | |||
Zoe | |||
Mal | |||
Tracey Smith | |||
14. | You like ships. You don't seem to be lookin' at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest. | ||
Mal | |||
Simon | |||
Kaylee | |||
River | |||
15. | Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out… | ||
Jayne | |||
Zoe | |||
Badger | |||
Mal | |||
16. | If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be one's self in the company of men. | ||
Saffron | |||
Zoe | |||
Kaylee | |||
Inara | |||
17. | Do you know why? No matter how ugly it gets, you two always come back with the stories. So... I'm Zoe. Now, what do I do? | ||
Zoe | |||
Wash | |||
Jayne | |||
Mal | |||
18. | Yes, today we meet you. Yes, and you are quite a man. An extraordinary man. Yes, but these are not times for extraordinary men. Business is not war. Heroics are unseemly. They complicate. | ||
Badger | |||
Niska | |||
Simon | |||
Jubal Early | |||
19. | Hydrozepam, two hundred. And all of these are just from the medkit I had with me when I came on board. At a hospital like the one in Ariel City, they'll have shelves of that stuff. | ||
Zoe | |||
Saffron | |||
Simon | |||
Jayne | |||
20. | You're going to suspend cerebral, cardiac, and pulmonary activity in order to induce a proto-comatose state. | ||
Simon | |||
Kaylee | |||
Mal | |||
River | |||
21. | I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. | ||
Inara | |||
Mal | |||
Simon | |||
River | |||
22. | Oh really? See, I never heard you. So when is it that you do all this cussin'? After I go to bed, or... | ||
Mal | |||
Inara | |||
Jayne | |||
Kaylee | |||
23. | Whoa, whoa, I'm not runnin' off. I don't know what you got in your head, but I didn't do this to prove some kind of point to you. I actually thought I was defending your honor. And I never back down from a fight. | ||
Mal | |||
Shepherd Book | |||
Zoe | |||
Wash | |||
24. | I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues. | ||
Inara | |||
Shepherd Book | |||
Kaylee | |||
Zoe | |||
25. | Bye now! Have good sex! | ||
Inara | |||
Mal | |||
Kaylee | |||
Wash | |||
By way of explanation.....
Seriously, now that you've finished the quiz, go have good sex with our blessing. |
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